Brian Cook: Stoned.
From Twitter:
Hooked up to e-stiiiieeerttteerppjkioiybbgfddxiwvwvwvwvbiiiim. Wobba wobba wobba. Like putting a fork into an outlet 40 times.
And then:
Thigh is jiggling so fast Bobby Petrino wants to fuuuuuuuhgdsrtuigddgh--wobba. Wants to hire it.
We may finally be able to answer the question, "What if Jack Kerouac was a huge fan of bubble screens?"
Riding that train!
April 18th, 2012 at 10:04 PM ^
Drivin'
Don't tell Dave Brandon
this will be simultaneously brilliant and hilarious...
April 18th, 2012 at 10:08 PM ^
hahahahaha, marked as offtopic in a high thread.
somebody OBVIOUSLY isn't in the mood of the party.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:27 PM ^
you'll be a frequent poster
April 18th, 2012 at 10:46 PM ^
I love it already.
April 18th, 2012 at 11:02 PM ^
April 18th, 2012 at 11:45 PM ^
Maybe even genius.
April 18th, 2012 at 11:45 PM ^
This is why points should go higher than five. It deserves at least eleventy billion.
April 19th, 2012 at 10:44 AM ^
Apropos.
April 19th, 2012 at 10:46 AM ^
+100 for the idea and for the promise it holds . . . Don't disappoint us.
April 19th, 2012 at 10:21 AM ^
I heard Brian's got a hot nurse who likes to give a lot of IV demerol. Her nickname is
"intra Venous deMilo".