Hypothetical: Which starting 5 could you have not rooted for against MSU yesterday?
Much has been made of Michigan fans having to root for Ohio yesterday against MSU. While it was difficult to get my head around it, I was a pretty big "fan" by the end of the game when Buford finally hit that jumper, openly cheering, fist pump, the whole nine yards. I was able to do that because of what we got as the result for our team.
With that being said, I began to wonder what team could I not root for against MSU yesterday? I don't think there is any team that I disliked so much that I could not root for them against State due to the circumstances. So then the question is really, what starting 5 could I not root for yesterday? It would have to be something like a line up of Kim Jung il and Casey Anthony playing guard, Hitler, Stalin and Dahmer in the front court.
This just seemed like one of those meta questions for the board. What would that starting 5 be for you that you could not root for against MSU? Living, dead or fictional.
Good grief, this is going to be an awful thread. Just awful.
I can't wait!
1) Hitler
2) The devil
3) The Unibomber
4) Saddam Hussein
5) Osama Bin Laden
The Unabomber was a UMich alum, so.... this is awkward....
Go Blue.
caaaaaares
If another team's win means a Michigan championship... I will root for that team. I don't care who it is. This applies to all sports.
I hope it took you several hours to dig these out of your attic/basement and they weren't just sitting next to you on the couch.
COOOOOOBBBBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
If it helps Michigan, it dosn't matter who's playing.
Keith Appling, Draymond Green, Austin Thornton, Derrick Nix, Adrian Payne...
Ok, just kidding...sorta. Staying at a sports related level, I think my list would include Claude Lemiuex, Patrick Roy, Troy Smith, Kordell Steward, and Justin Boren.
I'm not sure who all 5 are, but I know Craig James is running the point.........
Because the other five are dead.
What about the 5 hookers that Craig James may or may not have killed while at SMU?
I'm calling it now: There is no way Larry the Cable Guy hits that last shot over Appling.
But the hamburgler could take him off the dribble.
RABBLE RABBLE
Bambi gets shot!?! Thanks for ruining it for me, asshole!
Hating Sheldon Plankton is like hating Wil e Coyote.
Hmm...I think I just confirmed I really care about football and girls (not that those were in question...):
1. Mark Dantonio
2. Urban Meyer
3. Nick Saban
4. Guy that's dating the girl I like
5. My freshman roommate's girlfriend
6th Man: Zdeno Chara - He isn't even that good of a defensemen, he just has long arms and a long stick and obstructs like a motherfucker.
The first four are easy (Dantonio, Narduzzi, Tressel, an unnameable former Penn State coach), but I can't come up with a fifth I dislike that much. Maybe Tom Gholston.
My ex wife
My ex wife's sister
My ex wife's other sister
My ex wife's lawyer
My insane boss when I worked at Merchandise Mart back in 1982 out in Utah
Rooting against Jordan in that one, huh?
Were you rooting for Hans Gruber, too?
Hans was pretty cool...too bad...
Keeping it Michigan basketball related, this would be my "all time hate" top 5:
G - Chris Kramer
G - Evan Turner
F - Draymond Green
F - Grant Hill
C - Christian Laettner
Bench: Any Duke guard (Paulus, Wojo, Hurley, etc)
terelle pryor , maurice clarett ,jim tressel , Urban Meyer, Gordon Gee
If I can root for OSU to help our cause, I can root for anybody.
Brett Favre, Lady Gaga, Rosie O'donell, Terell Owens, and Brutus
2. Elizabeth Hasselbeck
3. The person that started describing everything as super ex. Super excited
4. Larry the Cable Guy
5. The girl with the license plate bragging about how big of a bitch she is. You guys know who I mean. I hate that chick
Tom Gholston
Mike Valenti
Drew Sharp
Michael Vick
and Will Wheaton
Snoop says, "Hardaway cross em up." Ya know, like the killer crossover he had. I'm fer shizzle about this.
