Going to Texas to see Alabama vs UM? Mind where you pass out . . .
New Orleans police are calling on the public to help identify an Alabama fan filmed draping his genitals on the head of a passed-out LSU fan for a vile prank.
Fun crowd.
January 19th, 2012 at 6:13 PM ^
I'd burn the jacket and grow a mustache.
January 19th, 2012 at 7:32 PM ^
This has been an active TigerDroppings.com story...
http://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/p/31301464/The-Infamous-Bama-Fan-Has…
January 20th, 2012 at 7:58 AM ^
Why can't we have emoticons like that board? Those look so sweet... I think Brian could stand to class this joint up a bit with a robust emoticon selection...
January 19th, 2012 at 6:14 PM ^
If mushing your balls up against an unconscious person's face and taking a snapshot is considered a crime, I don't see how we can go on calling this a free country.
January 20th, 2012 at 1:46 PM ^
You and your buddies do it all the time huh?
January 20th, 2012 at 2:51 PM ^
This comment is part of what makes the MGoBoard special. That is all.
January 19th, 2012 at 6:18 PM ^
WTF, they think I'm an Alabama fan?
January 19th, 2012 at 6:24 PM ^
Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I can't for the life of me imagine what kind of sex act you can simulate on top of a person's head. Beating off in some dude's hair is more of a rude gesture than a sex act, IMO.
What exactly did you do to this guy?
January 19th, 2012 at 6:30 PM ^
Honestly, I don't remember, but with a week in New Orleans, I figure that my junk was bound to be on some passed out LSU fan's head at least once or twice. That's just probability.
January 19th, 2012 at 6:19 PM ^
This is why I ended every night in New Orleans at Arby's instead of Krystal. Clearly a good choice.
January 19th, 2012 at 8:14 PM ^
I wound up at that Krystals the night before the Sugar Bowl super blacked-out. I hope my friends stopped me from getting tea-bagged...
January 19th, 2012 at 6:25 PM ^
What happens in New Orleans, stays in New Orleans? Unless they caught it on tape.
January 19th, 2012 at 6:25 PM ^
Teabagging is a sex crime? I love how the police claim they're taking this very seriously. Yeah right. I'm sure they're laughing their asses off too.
January 19th, 2012 at 8:48 PM ^
It's the New Orleans Police, so they're probably LSU fans. Hence, I think they're taking it very seriously. Possibly seriously enough to exercise some "eye for an eye" justice when they get their hands on the guy and taze him until he passes out.
January 19th, 2012 at 6:30 PM ^
Anyone remember where the Krystal Burger is? I was down in NO for the Sugar Bowl but don't recall seeing this fine establisment. I have not seen this video, nor do I really care to, but I can't imagine this not being funny as sh*t. I hope NOLA's finest are on this, maybe taking this to the Feds?! /s
January 19th, 2012 at 7:08 PM ^
There's a Krystal Burger on Bourbon Street I believe.
January 19th, 2012 at 7:14 PM ^
it is right on the corner of bourbon and canal. hard to miss
January 19th, 2012 at 9:39 PM ^
January 19th, 2012 at 6:44 PM ^
I'm pretty sure he's been identified now, at least by the interwebz. He bragged about it and has since deleted a bunch of his online profiles...
January 19th, 2012 at 7:33 PM ^
Obviously not worried about the guy passed out in public.
January 19th, 2012 at 8:02 PM ^
So what I'm hearing is that if i drink too much at the Alabama/Michigan game I shouldnt go to a burger stand in the French Quarter a thousand miles away and pass out.
Got it.
January 19th, 2012 at 8:36 PM ^
live organ donor, in the bathtub with ice...
January 19th, 2012 at 10:50 PM ^
I'm sure the guy that got teabagged will probably cut back on drinking.
January 19th, 2012 at 10:56 PM ^
this is why I always pass out at popeyes; never any teabaging there
January 20th, 2012 at 12:05 AM ^
January 20th, 2012 at 1:54 AM ^
Is Krystal Burger the south's version of White Castle?
January 20th, 2012 at 4:12 AM ^
Yes... but it's a weak comparison at best.
January 20th, 2012 at 9:10 AM ^
Yes, and its about 10x as gross.
January 20th, 2012 at 9:15 AM ^
Even though it's from Columbus, I actually enjoy White Castle. It's not what I would call fine gourment stuff though but not bad.....
January 20th, 2012 at 8:23 AM ^
I'm not about to watch the video, but "draping" his genitals on the dude's head sounds like he might have given the guy a "Roman Helmet" instead of "tea bagging".
January 20th, 2012 at 9:17 AM ^
I've still go to ask what thought process leads to this?
Hmmm, there's a dude wearing LSU regalia over there....I think I'll go teabag him....and then have it video taped and posted on Youtube. I'll make sure my face is prominently displayed so that when passed out dude decides to press charges there will be good evidence against me. Yeah that sounds like a good idea.
January 20th, 2012 at 12:47 PM ^
Having to look through the mug shots or suspect line-up to make that ID....
January 20th, 2012 at 1:42 PM ^
Why does the scene in Porky's come to mind? "Has anyone seen this prick?"
January 20th, 2012 at 1:45 PM ^
Clearly that kid is k-holed.