Golden Poop Smuggling - Fear not, Hoke not Charged
Apparently, a group of men were arrested for rectal gold smuggling. Hoke was not named as a suspect. Maybe we should all be more careful with our incrimination of Coach.
http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/offbeat/men-arrested-for-smuggling-gold-in-rectums-011612
January 16th, 2012 at 2:43 PM ^
That's what she said.
January 16th, 2012 at 2:57 PM ^
Hate to be the guy that had to test fire it.
January 16th, 2012 at 3:05 PM ^
Duke "Shoot"
January 16th, 2012 at 3:00 PM ^
Exactly how did they expect to shove gold up their asses and make it through the metal detector?
January 16th, 2012 at 3:08 PM ^
....here is a coupon for when they reach the drop-off location:
January 16th, 2012 at 3:08 PM ^
ლ(ಠ_ಠლ)
January 16th, 2012 at 3:27 PM ^
Hoke does not need to shove gold up his ass. He can produce gold poop!
January 16th, 2012 at 3:28 PM ^
We had to expect there'd be a black market for golden poop in the college football coaching ranks once Coach Hoke was hired. What now follows is going to be reminiscent of the early 80's cocaine epidemic. Non gold pooping coaches will go to great extremes to smuggle counterfeit golden poop to their universities. In this case they didn't succeed. Urban will be furious and somewhere in Columbus there's a shady middle man floating face down in a river.
January 16th, 2012 at 3:33 PM ^
www.poopsenders.com ? I'm sure those things would sell like hotcakes!
January 16th, 2012 at 6:30 PM ^
So they would sell as well as Michigan jerseys in Ohio?
January 16th, 2012 at 3:35 PM ^
I think Hoke has changed the tide on gold poop smuggling...
January 16th, 2012 at 3:37 PM ^
tremendous article
January 16th, 2012 at 3:43 PM ^
Tremendous avatar LOL
January 16th, 2012 at 10:16 PM ^
I spent 6 years in TEXAS rooting on the Wolverines
January 16th, 2012 at 10:15 PM ^
who doesnt like a good poop
