1464

December 8th, 2011 at 7:42 AM ^

Too lazy to find the pic, feel free to beautify these:

-----

im here to light up the scoarboard

 

and ur couch

-----

our team has good heart

 

our coach does not

-----

5th year senior

 

1st year courses

-----

i didnt cry when we lost btcg

 

got tear gassed

ClearEyesFullHart

December 8th, 2011 at 8:32 AM ^

The Free Press would be running a story entitled, "Spartans Seek First Bowl Victory in Over a Decade".

I find these quite funny, but I dont really get the "Kork Coupons" thing.  Unlike the rest of his team(largely composed of thieves and violent criminals) he seems like kind of a baby Tebow.  Naive, whiny, and not all that bright I'll give you, but as far as "face of the program" guys go, they could have done worse.  You look at the other 84 violent criminals on that roster...and yeah, they could have done worse.

ClearEyesFullHart

December 8th, 2011 at 11:50 AM ^

     But "Pre-Med" doesn't tell me a lot.  It suggests a major in biology or chemistry, but he could be a general studies guy for all I know.  That, and how many of the guys you knew with their nose buried in a textbook in Interflex could tie their own shoes? 

JeepinBen

December 8th, 2011 at 2:15 PM ^

They both are. Belushi's major comes out when they crash Flounder's Brother's car a ton, and Blutarsky says "My advice to you is to start drinking heavily" someone else says "Better listen to him, he's a pre-med"

Otter stands up during the Delta House hearing ready to debate and says "don't worry, I'm pre-law" to which someone asks "I thought you were pre-med" His response? "What's the difference"

/seen animal house oh so many times. Done from memory. Best scene is when Belushi slips while sneaking. Wasn't in the script, he just bit it and kept going, so they kept rolling.

Feat of Clay

December 8th, 2011 at 1:10 PM ^

I'm all for busting on Captain Crybaby, but just so we are clear--there are a ton of students in U-M's school of Kinesiology with MD aspirations (and yes, they are both realistic & valid aspirations). 

I can't speak to MSU's program, but let no one think our Kines students are to be looked down upon.

Carry on!

MGlobules

December 8th, 2011 at 10:41 AM ^

and they make a lot of noise blaming it on us? Lotta teams out there, honey; you get ranked against all of them. Nothing demonstrates the way that they themselves buy into the little brother meme better than their classless jaw-boning about Michigan. A smart AD or Antonio would tamp the sh*t down immediately, point out how desperately they need to not disgrace themselves against Georgia. But they're not insightful enough to see that bigger picture.

You can't spend your life nursing ancient butthurt.