Paging Mr. Jones?
Have I missed a press conference quote (I mean, there's sooo much content to sift through on the front page and all), or is anyone else wondering where Mike Jones has been this year? According to MGoBlue he has basically only played special teams and didn't see the field at all against SDSU. Anyone have any insight as to why he can't get on the field?
September 29th, 2011 at 12:55 AM ^
I have a feeling that this is going to sweep the "Thread of the Night" awards.
Ohioblueblood, the MGOHALLOFFAME welcomes you!
September 29th, 2011 at 12:52 AM ^
Someone please put this in the HOF
September 29th, 2011 at 12:55 AM ^
back to Columbia, or Bolivia
September 29th, 2011 at 12:55 AM ^
lol this actually started in the wings/hawks thread. Check it out, pretty funny.
September 29th, 2011 at 1:01 AM ^
Ohioblueblood
You have won.
Here is you're trophy.
September 29th, 2011 at 1:04 AM ^
I really hope that his trophy isn't the boy holding the trophy. We don't support that round these parts.
September 29th, 2011 at 1:15 AM ^
But if the trophy was being able to grow that amazing of a mullett, it would be a pretty awesome trophy.
September 29th, 2011 at 1:08 AM ^
is his hair.
September 29th, 2011 at 1:11 AM ^
Looks like the love child of Rosie O'Donnell and Joe Dirt.
September 29th, 2011 at 1:56 AM ^
Brady Hoke's 5th grade yearbook photo. Look at Lil Hoke showin off his pie eating trophy.
September 29th, 2011 at 1:36 AM ^
I just full-on, belly guffawed at that picture. Kind of like when I discovered mulletsgalore.com in 2001 and spent an hour laughing uncontrollably at the pictures. This was before it (the whole mullets being funny thing) had taken off. I tell you, it was genius then. Just like this pic you posted.
September 29th, 2011 at 8:05 AM ^
If you spent an hour laughing at mullets, these sites might kill a few days for you: www.PeopleofWalmart.com and www.HotChickswithDouchebags.com
September 29th, 2011 at 1:00 AM ^
The mods should lock this thread before Ohioblueblood tries to post again!
Seriously though, that was pretty cool.
September 29th, 2011 at 1:10 AM ^
When the OP sees his thread has 100+ responses he's going to think he somehow started an MGOshitstorm, at least until he clicks the thread.
September 29th, 2011 at 11:22 AM ^
Is that drain necessary?
September 29th, 2011 at 1:57 PM ^
This response made me laugh harder than any other in this thread. Good show!
September 29th, 2011 at 1:23 AM ^
and freaking hilarious!
September 29th, 2011 at 1:38 AM ^
So...what about the actual topic? Anyone got any insights other than the guy who simply posted he assumes Jones has been passed on the depth chart, which, like, duh man. But WHYYY (besides, you know, other guys being better at football).
September 29th, 2011 at 2:06 AM ^
BACK THEN THEY DIDNT WANT ME!!! NOW IM HOT THEY ALL ON ME!!!
September 29th, 2011 at 2:19 AM ^
How the hell does this get over 100 comments? This makes a triple post look sufficient.
September 29th, 2011 at 2:20 AM ^
How are you that ADD you hit save 50 times?
September 29th, 2011 at 2:20 AM ^
How are you that ADD you hit save 50 times?
September 29th, 2011 at 2:20 AM ^
How are you that ADD you hit save 50 times?
September 29th, 2011 at 2:20 AM ^
How are you that ADD you hit save 50 times?
September 29th, 2011 at 2:21 AM ^
How are you that ADD you hit save 50 times?
September 29th, 2011 at 2:21 AM ^
How are you that ADD you hit save 50 times?
September 29th, 2011 at 10:56 AM ^
Apparently you have your answer.
September 29th, 2011 at 2:21 AM ^
How are you that ADD you hit save 50 times?
September 29th, 2011 at 2:21 AM ^
How are you that ADD you hit save 50 times?
September 29th, 2011 at 2:21 AM ^
How are you that ADD you hit save 50 times?
September 29th, 2011 at 2:42 AM ^
is amazing
September 29th, 2011 at 3:09 AM ^
I'm speechless. Absolutely incredible. This takes the edge off of the late night studying!
September 29th, 2011 at 5:18 AM ^
I am currently going through an insane overnight call shift at the hospital and just sat down to drink some coffee and resign to the fact I'm going without sleep for 30+ hours and that is EXACTLY what I needed. I'm so delirious it doesn't matter that the thread was retarded!
September 29th, 2011 at 7:08 AM ^
30 hours? How are you expected to function? How are you expected to diagnose anything accurately? I don't get it.
Yikes.
September 29th, 2011 at 5:21 AM ^
.....in case you've forgotten, "Manos: The Hands Of Fate".
September 29th, 2011 at 8:02 AM ^
Mike Jones not getting any playing time is telling.
September 29th, 2011 at 8:02 AM ^
Mister Simpson? Where is HE??
September 29th, 2011 at 8:29 AM ^
That helped.
September 29th, 2011 at 8:34 AM ^
Posbanging. Record double (~50x) post. Mike Jones reference. This thread is full of win.
September 29th, 2011 at 8:47 AM ^
281-330-8004.
September 29th, 2011 at 10:35 AM ^
Out of 190+ comments, there are less than 10 of them that actually responded to the OPs question. Love it:
September 29th, 2011 at 9:05 AM ^
September 29th, 2011 at 10:28 AM ^
You're kidding right? I mean, did this go over your head that badly?
September 29th, 2011 at 9:18 AM ^
Just WTF.