cooler pooper (noun)
Someone had to do it and now "cooler pooper" is officially part of the American lexicon. From Urban Dictionary:
JDUB: does anyone know where our quarterback lives? I want to visit him. I'm dead serious. I just want to punch him in the eye or beak his leg.
Huffy: You are putting way too much emphasis on the outcome of a sporting event.
JDUB: I got 3 lil boys all who can kick his ass and get nothing since they got clean records.
great2belucky: you know how fucking stupid you sound? that fact you have children is SCARY, you fucking cooler pooper.
Relevant links:
First documented use - The Warden's Exit
Meta: save us the hymnals, cooler poopers
Original documention of cooler pooper behavior - Big crowd for OSU game prompts special plans for buses, parking garages, portable toilets
September 23rd, 2011 at 8:49 AM ^
Columbus, you're famous!
September 23rd, 2011 at 8:51 AM ^
I can't up vote this from my IPhone but you will always be up voted in my heart.
September 23rd, 2011 at 8:52 AM ^
Haha this is great. Congrat Brian, you are even more famous.
September 23rd, 2011 at 8:58 AM ^
wonder where this phrase came from. My Mgoblog knowledge is building day by day. Great way to start a friday.
September 23rd, 2011 at 9:09 AM ^
Having Longhorn fans and Buckeye fans in the same conference would be insufferable. I don't care how much money the Big 10 would make, it's not enough. ...coolerpoopers...
September 23rd, 2011 at 9:56 AM ^
I believe the cooler poopers in that instance were just the Ohio fans, no?
September 23rd, 2011 at 11:57 AM ^
we cannot know 100%. There is actually a simple chromosomal analysis that identifies buckeye fans. Note the sacks on the right-most chromosome:
Edit: Upon further consideration, I'm pretty sure the "sacks" are actually "bucknuts"
September 23rd, 2011 at 3:11 PM ^
Bucknuts is probably right but my first thought was genetic evidence that OSU fans are d-bags.
September 23rd, 2011 at 9:12 AM ^
What do you want to bet that those coolers are still in use? Frightening...
September 23rd, 2011 at 9:18 AM ^
Was Brian the first one to use it? I always thought it was the guy from Shaggy Bevo who coined the term.
September 23rd, 2011 at 9:28 AM ^
I think Brian getting the credit is great. Since Texas doesn't really give a rat's ass about Ohio anymore, and most of us here seem to hate them with the fury of a thousand suns, I think it is very fitting that mgoblog and Brian get the credit. If nothing else, it is Brain and many of the posters here who took the ball and ran with it.
September 23rd, 2011 at 9:59 AM ^
the attribution but this version should peeve OSU fans more. Of course, anyone can enter a new definition once the term/phrase is published.
September 23rd, 2011 at 9:25 AM ^
Speaking of Ohio
I think Hoke has changed the tide on the rivalry. Hell people in Ohio are starting to believe him. Never in a million years I would have thought that. Selling Michigan jerseys is a good start.
September 23rd, 2011 at 9:38 AM ^
I think Hoke has changed the tide on the rivalry. Hell people in Ohio are starting to believe him. Never in a million years I would have thought that. Selling Michigan jerseys is a good start.
September 23rd, 2011 at 9:44 AM ^
Can anyone confirm that Craig James did in fact previously kill 5 hookers?
September 23rd, 2011 at 9:54 AM ^
Lloyd Brady can.
September 23rd, 2011 at 10:08 AM ^
Lloyd Brady references work in just about any situation.
September 23rd, 2011 at 2:00 PM ^
I just spit pop all over when i read that
September 23rd, 2011 at 10:08 AM ^
Googling "craig james killed hookers" (without quotes) produces almost 80000 results but it is unclear whether this happened. We'll have to continue asking questions.
September 23rd, 2011 at 11:06 AM ^
So... Craig James killed 5 hookers from Ohio who pooped in coolers while at SMU?
September 23rd, 2011 at 12:38 PM ^
that I know never want to play Ohio State again. That sentiment stems from their experience with the OSU fans at the games in Columbus and Austin.
September 23rd, 2011 at 12:50 PM ^
in a link, that was linked, referring to another link. I'm honored. :-)
September 23rd, 2011 at 1:42 PM ^
Now that the term is part of the lexicon, a clever design featuring Ohio and the new term will be a "must purchase" for November.
September 23rd, 2011 at 1:57 PM ^
picture of a cooler with the words "No Pooping" on it and all of the o's must be the osu O
September 23rd, 2011 at 3:35 PM ^
coolest story ever bro
non s/
September 23rd, 2011 at 4:41 PM ^
Wikipedia, and if we lobby hard enough, the Oxford Unabridged. I say we lobby to help Columbus-style fan behavior make a truly everlasting impact on spoken and written English.
September 23rd, 2011 at 4:58 PM ^
help Columbus-style fan behavior make a truly everlasting impact on spoken and written English.
This no longer seems like harmless fun.