Buckeye schadenfreude - old man; he mad. (Warning: language)
I couldn't resist the temptation to read some Bucknuts last night to help me fall soundly asleep. Enjoy this little gem from a very salty old man:
Effective right fucking now, fire the defensive shithead coach who allows O. Johnson to go on the field one more time. Obviously, our defensive backfield coach and defensive coordinator never watch any of the plays when they are at the games, otherwise, they would have to have an IQ of less then Mark May's to not see that the poor kid is a chickenshit and hates contact. Christ, I'm 67 years old and I gauranfuckingtee you I can out tackle No. 19. He is a complete embarrassment and the other defensive players should take him behind the barn and kick the livin' shit out of him. GODDAMN IT!! What is it going to take to get these coaches to start playing the players and sit the one that can't play? This is not a union where seniority rules. PLAY THE KIDS THAT LOVE THE GAME AND HAVE THE PASSION TO BUST SOMEONE"S ASS WHEN THEY RUN AT THEM!!
September 18th, 2011 at 11:03 AM ^
Wow. That's the fanbase I want my kid to play for.
/s
September 18th, 2011 at 11:33 AM ^
after the past three years, we should have nothing to say. Maybe we weren't spewing violent threats, but we certainly can't claim a moral high ground.
September 18th, 2011 at 12:06 PM ^
One of the very civilized things about mgoblog in particular is that it is not cool to personally insult a 19 year-old student-athlete giving everything he has for the team. Why don't you put your money where your mouth is? I defy you to find any post here denigrating a player that badly. The mods here have the class to delete such shit.
I hope Mr and Mrs Dunn read Bucknuts on a regular basis.
September 18th, 2011 at 12:23 PM ^
It is not cool to personally insult a 19 year-old student-athlete giving everything he has for the team.How many times did you, personally, say that Threet sucks and should play for Adrian because he isn't good enough for D1 football? This might be the biggest load of horseshit comment you've made to date. Of course you won't respond.
September 18th, 2011 at 12:28 PM ^
In my opinion, there's a difference between saying "Player X sucks" and "Player X is a shithead." Yes, they're both degrading, but one is far more obscene than the other.
September 18th, 2011 at 12:38 PM ^
But if you were the champion of the "Steven Threet Sucks Donkey Balls" club, like Tater was, I don't think you're the appropriate person to be talking about how classy the posters are around here.
September 18th, 2011 at 1:58 PM ^
Im sure alot of us here played against him. He was not good also what you would call a classic case of being a D.B. By Michigans standards everyone has a right to be pissed off that year. f-ing pathetic.
September 18th, 2011 at 1:11 PM ^
Half the fan base decided they'd rather run Roriguez out of town by the end of year one, than support the team. Then there are all the denigrating Threet/Sheridan threads, is this walk on Kovacs the best we can do, Obi, our entire freshman defensive backfield, recruit x or y who dcommitted or committed and is a 3 star ...
No, we have been whiny bitches ...
September 18th, 2011 at 1:26 PM ^
Your first point is well off the mark. As late as December 2010, one-third of the fanbase residing in the state of Michigan (as surveyed by a professional polling firm) wanted him fired. A year earlier it was about 20%. A year before that the question wasn't even asked.
September 18th, 2011 at 5:44 PM ^
Well, you know.
September 18th, 2011 at 7:57 PM ^
Please see multiple references to Nick Sheridan as Sherideath by Dear Leader himself. That is personally insulting a kid who did his best under difficult circumstances.
September 18th, 2011 at 2:01 PM ^
I just created an account, but I have been visiting mgoblog for several years now. For all the bickering, infighting, and complainig that sometimes goes on here, I have never seen anyone post anything with the anger, bitterness and vitriol of that quote. Not only was it angry, it was pointed at several people, some of whom were kids. I can't imagine even the most anti-RichRod fan saying they wanted Threet taken behind a shed and beat.
Honestly, if it were any other fan base I would have thought this was someone pretending to be an Ohio fan, just to make them look bad. However, I don't put anything past Ohio fans.
September 18th, 2011 at 6:09 PM ^
Come on, you take the good with the bad. It's a tradeoff.
Sure, your kid plays bad and he has fans like this to listen to. But when your kid plays well, who knows how much cool free stuff he may get hooked up with. Loaner cars, tattoos, cash, the list goes on.
September 18th, 2011 at 11:08 AM ^
What a bitter old man
September 18th, 2011 at 11:11 AM ^
this thread on bucknuts is particularly disturbing
http://ohiostate.247sports.com/Board/121/does-anyone-know-where-Bauserman-lives-4338071/1
September 18th, 2011 at 11:24 AM ^
....I sincerely hope Bauserman knocks him into next week. Is there something about being a Buckeye which automatically makes one a waste of human being?
September 18th, 2011 at 11:26 AM ^
stay classy, ohio
September 18th, 2011 at 11:31 AM ^
To be fair, a majority of the posters on that thread are just as disturbed by it.
September 18th, 2011 at 11:33 AM ^
The ND meltdown of aught was far more glorious in that everyone on the board merged into a single hive-mind of pain and self-loathing. I could see a few more losses getting them to that point.
September 18th, 2011 at 11:31 AM ^
Wow... Just wow...
September 18th, 2011 at 11:38 AM ^
LMAO - "But in all honesty if he threw a punch it would probably land ten yards past your head"
September 18th, 2011 at 1:41 PM ^
Gotta give that guy credit, First he appropriately told the poster that he was out of line, but closed it with that nugget. Win all around....unusually well played for a Buckeye,
September 18th, 2011 at 3:37 PM ^
That might be the best thing I've ever read by a Buckeye. He played that PERFECTLY. Stop the offender and then disarm the situation.
September 18th, 2011 at 12:14 PM ^
I just want to punch him in the eye or beak his leg.ill pay his bill honestly he should just quit like fickell maybe togetherWell now, that's more reasonable.
September 19th, 2011 at 11:51 AM ^
Totally insane for a fan to react to a game in this manner. However, that crack about Bauserman throwing a punch and it landing 10 yards behind the guy's head was hilarious.
September 18th, 2011 at 11:14 AM ^
Angry like an old man trying to return soup in a deli.
September 18th, 2011 at 11:16 AM ^
jokers
September 18th, 2011 at 11:22 AM ^
This guy needs to take some Cialis and fap his frustrations away, then come and express his considerably milder opinion of Ohio State's performance. Seriously, what a sad old man...
September 18th, 2011 at 11:27 AM ^
I love the user name "Fickell=Einhorn"
September 18th, 2011 at 11:29 AM ^
September 18th, 2011 at 2:21 PM ^
Go visit UM message boards archives from the days following Michigan losses to App St, Toledo, Miss St and most BigTen games over the last 3 year. I'm sure every single post by Michigan fan was rational.
September 18th, 2011 at 5:48 PM ^
Stereotypical... or typical?
September 18th, 2011 at 11:31 AM ^
I think it's quite funny reading all of the Big 10 message boards and seeing the fans of Northwestern and OSU (teams that lost), as well as Michigan, Nebraska, and Iowa (teams that won) berating their defenses in an attempt to prove that their team does have the worst defense in the Big 10.
OSU - See OP
Michigan - "We let them score 3 points and get 250 yards of offense!"
Nebraska - "Defensive line had trouble getting pressure; secondary seemed lost; linebackers had trouble against the run" http://bigrednetwork.com/story/nebraska_offense_delivers_victory_over_w…
Northwestern - "Defense couldn't stop the run game; I thought the defense would improve; How many 3rd downs did Army convert?" link: http://www.sippinonpurple.com/2011/9/17/2431969/army-black-knights-21-n…
Iowa - "not excited to see how our D looks in the Big 10" http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2011/9/17/2432011/were-talkin-footba…
Just some quotes from this past Saturday...
September 18th, 2011 at 11:37 AM ^
I have noticed the same thing. I think the Big Ten is going to be a wild run this year. Wisconsisn appears dominant, and everyone else seems to have a lot of questions to answer.
September 18th, 2011 at 12:11 PM ^
Which goes to show that you probably shouldn't expect a finished product at this point in the season. NFL teams have four preseason games to work out the kinks. CFB teams have none.
September 18th, 2011 at 11:16 PM ^
Soft OOC schedules serve a similar purpose as preseason play. Not identical, but similar.
September 18th, 2011 at 11:38 AM ^
September 18th, 2011 at 12:03 PM ^
a continuing meme for 2011-2012 I believe.
Followed clsoely by:
MSU schadenfreude
PSU schadenfreude
Iowa schadenfreude
Northwestern schadenfreude
Really, the way all of these teams look, I beileve we will only have trouble with Nebraska.
September 18th, 2011 at 3:17 PM ^
Northwestern schadenfreude??? Do their fans really care that much to go all crazy? If they did, I don't think I would care enough to enjoy their tears of infinite sadness.
September 18th, 2011 at 12:06 PM ^
I enjoy OSU schadenfreude in the moment, but in the long run it makes me want to have Urban Meyer's daughters contact info so we can beg them to beg their dad to spend time with them.
September 18th, 2011 at 12:49 PM ^
September 18th, 2011 at 1:03 PM ^
67 and he hasn't figured out that it's just a game. So much for with age comes wisdom, at least in this case.
September 18th, 2011 at 2:35 PM ^
Even when I was at my worst (in my mid-20s) I don't think I'd be writing something like that. Take a nap you old sack of crap and be thankful you still have the ability to enjoy college football at 67* years of age.
*67 is not that old. But bad things happen, yo.
September 18th, 2011 at 1:32 PM ^
to NOT play for OSU.
LOL
September 18th, 2011 at 1:40 PM ^
This board (which is almost more of a chat) is always highly emotive:
September 18th, 2011 at 2:36 PM ^
He's channeling Woody.
September 19th, 2011 at 3:42 PM ^
September 18th, 2011 at 2:38 PM ^
I am 62 years old and a fan of Michigan athletics since 1959. If I ever talk or speak of a college athlete like that or heaven forbid write something that stupid on a blog come over to my house and kick me in the nads for two or three hours. There is no reason for anyone to speak or write crap like this.
September 18th, 2011 at 3:19 PM ^
Well said. Your comment effectively ends this thread.