Haiku for St. Tress
April 25th, 2011 at 11:37 AM ^
Cars, Money, Tattoos
For tackles, yards, touchdowns
SMU redux
Mebbe dis camo
will hied me from 'da haters
oh noes, I think dey sees me
Only one +1
Don't know why that is the case
This deserves far more.
Shit I messed up the haiku... Last line should read:
Oh noes, dey sees me.
April 25th, 2011 at 11:44 AM ^
Corvette? What Corvette.
Cheaty McSweatervest lives
Tat that on your arm
April 25th, 2011 at 11:45 AM ^
You cheated and lied
The 10.1 rule is worst.
Watch Hoke win from stands.
April 25th, 2011 at 11:51 AM ^
Troy Smith... Fivehundred
A J's shoebox...three thousand.
Tressel fired...Priceless.
April 25th, 2011 at 11:55 AM ^
Pryor's tatoo was
Worth more than your head coach job
Maurice spoke the truth.
April 25th, 2011 at 11:48 AM ^
When this is over
Tressel will fall on his sword
BKFinest it
April 25th, 2011 at 11:49 AM ^
there once was a man named Tress
whose program was quite the mess
He knew about the tats
so lets throw him to the rats
I'm sure he can land a job with Les
April 25th, 2011 at 11:50 AM ^
Hey, I didn't know.
Oh, shit, you found those e-mails?
Uh... Happy Easter !!
April 25th, 2011 at 11:52 AM ^
Tress is in trouble
Worried Buckeyes, baited breath
"But he loves the troops!!!"
April 25th, 2011 at 12:15 PM ^
Horseshoe of deceit
Non sequitur re nature
The Senator's done
Lies have now tainted
A once bulletproof vest
Buckeyes cry ink tears...
April 25th, 2011 at 12:06 PM ^
He writes books about
the ways of coaching virtue
then, dishonesty
April 25th, 2011 at 12:14 PM ^
Tress the Tat Pack Rat
He did not sound the alarm
Told Pyrors Cash Cow
April 25th, 2011 at 12:38 PM ^
Tressel won't get fired
I agree with this because
everybody lies
April 25th, 2011 at 12:41 PM ^
Tressel the two face
Enjoy the coming Buck pain
Popcorn is on me
April 25th, 2011 at 12:46 PM ^
You must be real rich
Popcorn will be had by many
That will not come cheap
April 25th, 2011 at 12:46 PM ^
Senator tainted,
The vest has a stain on it,
Or a new tattoo?
April 25th, 2011 at 12:55 PM ^
Vest's conspiracy
Keeps players eligible
Kills Vest's legacy
So what if i lied
I play that George Michael's song
I'm above the Law
Ohio State's best
Are protected by the Vest
Urban Meyer Next?
Vest made no mistake
Calculated strategy
To win at ALL costs
Tressel lied re: tats
Now in very hot water
Rodriguez in next
Started with Clarrett
Then Troy, Hawk and the Tat 5
I'm sure there are more.
Bonus:
All those Buckeye wins
Of course we could not compete
We don't break the rules
Save the boss, take fall.
Putting the "Gate" in Tatgate.
JT Haldeman.
OSU is crap
As wise man desmond once said
Tat that on yo face
You Win!
The leaders and best
Will now possess the last laugh
Neckbeards cry in shame
The righteous gray vest
Outwardly clean, inwardly foul
Bloody hypocrite
Anguished cries are heard
Rising from the tenth Bolgia
Tressel's worthy fate
I see you ridin'
'round town with the girl I love
And I'm like haiku
Tressel the liar
Enjoys drinking wine coolers
Real men drink whiskey
Rednecks of the Shoe
To you, I say, dirty birds:
Where is your God now?
April 25th, 2011 at 11:52 PM ^
Woody left in shame
Tress will be doing the same
Herby is in pain
April 26th, 2011 at 10:53 AM ^
My apologies, I don't mean to highjack the thread but I thought this was funny:
http://www.purduegear.com/index~sid~7FBE033410394681906F2A673F9956D7~ac…