OT: Harvey Updyke Attacked in Auburn

Submitted by icefins26 on April 20th, 2011 at 4:58 PM

Reports by Paul Finebaum is saying that Harvey Updyke was attacked after his hearing at a gas pump outside of Auburn.  Harvey Updyke was the person involved in poisoning the trees at Toomer's Corner.

Who didn't see this coming?



April 20th, 2011 at 5:03 PM ^

Big surprise. Not saying he deserves it, but he had to see that it was going to happen.

What else did he expect? He identified himself and admitted he killed something that every fan of a school loves.


April 20th, 2011 at 5:06 PM ^

so many judges are absolutley retarded and don't give out any better verdicts than i would. Hopefully this judge gets in trouble, obviously he/she messed up.


April 20th, 2011 at 5:20 PM ^

Dumber: Admitting to poisoning beloved trees via a radio call-in show.

Alabama: Stopping for gas in the home of the beloved trees on the day that everyone knows you will be there.


April 20th, 2011 at 8:42 PM ^

...that maybe Updyke lied about this? Shocking. 

The clerk who was working throughout the afternoon said she saw nothing unusual. Nobody came into the station claiming to have been assaulted. Nobody came in asking for help. She has an unobstructed view of all the pumps. That side of the station has floor-to-ceiling glass panes that provide a clear view of the storefront. The clerk faces the pumps while working. 

“It’s been a regular day except for all the reporters,” said the clerk, who declined to give her name.

Updyke told police that he went from the gas station to East Alabama Medical Center for treatment, which is about two miles away. He then allegedly came back to the gas station to review surveillance video. The clerk, who was the only employee on site until approximately 5 p.m., said nobody asked her for surveillance video. If Updyke did park in the front of the station, he would have been in plain view of that clerk and anyone around him.


April 20th, 2011 at 10:38 PM ^

then this guy really is a moron of epic proportions. so he destroyed auburns trees, who here hasn't thought of how awesome it would be to demo osu's giant toilet bowl? but if I ever did something so insane, I would never go to Ohio again and I certainly wouldn't lie about a buckeye punching me so that buckeye fans have even more reason to mug me

In all seriousness, this guy will probably end up seriously injured at some point if he doesn't stay out of Alabama