Miscellaneous Season Predictions

Submitted by Blazefire on April 20th, 2011 at 4:55 PM

Way too early, miscellaneous season predictions go here:

First QB Sack: Jake Ryan covering a scramble.

First TD: Denard to Odoms completion. 31 yards.



April 20th, 2011 at 5:07 PM ^

TD Fitz Touisant- on a 50 yarder and later will get hurt, keep the myth of Touisant alive.

Sack- Roh and big Will is going to pick it up and run for his life for a TD...all 10 yards


April 20th, 2011 at 5:11 PM ^


First TD:   Hopkins from 2 yards out led by McColgan

Defensive stats against WMU:   Woolfolk and Cam Gordon Ints;  Martin and Kovacs with a sack and Roh 2 sacks;  Demens 10 tackles


April 20th, 2011 at 5:16 PM ^

First TD-- Hagerup punts and the returner drops it in the endzone, conveniently picked up by Blake Countess

First FG made-- Wile knocks one in from 26, hitting both uprights

First Fumble-- Jibreel Black disrupts snap

Fist player to transfer-- Brendon Gibbons


April 20th, 2011 at 5:27 PM ^

1. An astonishing 50% of our players will perform better than the other half.

2. The first Michigan TD of the season will be made by a player in a winged helmet.

3. Sales of hair products among the Michigan coaching staff will take a precipitous fall.

4. Pam Ward, when calling a game, will say something like, "Michigan facing 3rd and 12 from its own 20... Running play... First down."


April 20th, 2011 at 5:33 PM ^

First TD = a 1 yard MANBALL run off left tackle.  Matt Wile with the PAT

First INT = Troy Woolfolk who subsequently houses it.

First Sack = Craig Roh

First TFL = Martin, of course.



April 20th, 2011 at 5:36 PM ^

First sack - Roh, 2nd play of the season.

First TD - Denard, 45 yd. QB draw on the first drive of the season.

First INT - Woolfolk, 2nd Quarter,

First FG - Wile, 38 yds, 2nd Q against W. Michigan

First Night Victory - Michigan 24, ND 17

Cultural Enrichment

April 20th, 2011 at 5:46 PM ^

The defense will be very good and we will all be very pleased.  The offense will be boring yet  proficient. We will win more than expected (8), but in low scoring games.  

Denard will have 20 throwing touchdowns, 5 running touchdowns, and 7 interceptions during  the season. 

Devin will show he has great potential, but is still not as good as Denard during his every-other game appearance.


April 20th, 2011 at 6:10 PM ^

I love ridiculous predictions!

-Denard will intelligently throw the ball away to avoid a sack during the ND game, but due to his amazing accuracy it gets stuck in the bell of a sousaphone.

-Hagerup will accidentally punt the ball through the uprights.  Student section goes crazy and chants "there's our kicker *clap,clap,clapclapclap*"

-Fans will remember what it's like to be bored and winning.

-Denard runs all over at least one legit team.  Borges proceeds to say "Keep doing that, I'll be over here taking a nap."

-At least one "What's the Dileo?" sign will make its way to the Big House.

-Denard will be forced to take online courses by the university.

-We'll have one weather delay. 



April 20th, 2011 at 6:23 PM ^

First twenty touchdowns: Mike Cox on runs of 22, 82, 54, 73, 35, 61, 99, 34, 43, 8, 12, 74, 24, 19, 58, 33, 99, 14, 51, and 1 yards.


April 20th, 2011 at 7:13 PM ^

Biblical vengeance on our enemies.  The rebirth of Michigan's secondary as a unit.  A decent running game.  No Heisman for Denard this year, but he keeps his starting job and comes back for his senior year.