Why I still believe in Denard after the Spring Game.

Submitted by chunkums on April 17th, 2011 at 9:34 PM

Because I have faith:



Moe Greene

April 17th, 2011 at 10:50 PM ^

Much better than the "Holy crap the sky is falling and we're generalizing on the basis of very small samples plus we're forgetting the fact that he's another year older regardless of system" stuff that seemed to be all over the board yesterday.


Chunkums is a Great American. I point at thee with pride.


April 17th, 2011 at 11:13 PM ^

we don't approve of blatant nekkedness like those degenerate Euro-trash.

why don't you make it classier, like with a spinning wolverine head covering up DRob's junk?

Dark Blue

April 18th, 2011 at 12:18 AM ^

Chunkums, dude you're my mothafawking hero.


So fucking radt I can't even comprehend.


+100000000000000000000000000000000000000 cocktails to you.


April 18th, 2011 at 9:18 AM ^

HEY GUYZ I HAVE A GOOD IDEA, I'LL TAKE A COLLEGE STUDENT AND PHOTOSHOP HIM NAKED. Then I'll get annoyed when people point out how 1) creepy and 2) homoerotic this is.


Not every Photoshop job is appropriate, dude.


April 18th, 2011 at 10:05 AM ^

It's not like I took some gay porn and photoshopped Tressel onto it.  I put denard's head on one of the most famous pieces of art in the history of the world.  Sorry if you're offended by a painted pinga and sorry if you don't realize that my ALL CAPS RAGE OUT was not even remotely serious.


April 18th, 2011 at 1:01 PM ^

I was so ready to charge into this thread and hand out a heaping scoop of FU......

and then, Chuckums happened.  And I laughed.  And I re-evaluated my masculinity for staring at things I shouldn't be staring at longer than I should have.  Not that there's anything wrong with that.


King Douche Ornery

April 18th, 2011 at 5:22 PM ^

I'm not sure I want to even consider what Nekked Denard or any football player looks like while waiting for the coach to fan him and feed him grapes.

There really HAS to be better things for photshop to be used for. And I'm still wondering why the OP said he wanted to give Denard a massive ____________.