Thread where we absolutely will not predict Michigan to win
We will never beat UMD ever. We should not even show up. They are from the WCHA (so right there, duh) but also their powerplay is the #1 powerplay ever.
The Xcel center will be a home game for UMD. Everyone will be chanting "Go Bulldogs!!". They will win 60-0...if we're lucky
I, for one, am offended at your lack of confidence in the Bulldog powerplay. They will have 75-80 man-advantage situations, and you think they will only convert on 60 of them? For shame...
We're gonna get beat like a red-headed stepchild. Of that I am certain.
Duluth 6 Hunwick 1
.....he will score all seven goals in Duluth's 6-1 victory.
...and Notre Dame had GOD on its side.
UMD 7, Michigan 2
(I like this thread... it's like we're the opposite of the Iraqi Information Minister)
After last night, M has clearly used all of it's luck. This shan't be pretty.
theyve had at least 3 more hours of rest then us, and we are nowhere near conditioned well enough to play back to back days
We will totally beat Michigan-Dearborn in the solar car competition. Flagship campus FTW!
... we've all seen team's, and players, have big let downs after such an amazing game. I wouldn't be suprised if we don't retain the same focus as we did last game.
"In all honesty..."
...authenticity to my prediction.
their coaching staff will totally outcoach ours.
Duluth was just voted the best place to live in the solar system (sans zoltan category).
UMD fans flip the bird way harder than North Dakota fans, so our guys will probably be too scared to do anything about it this time.
That both Fulton Reed AND Adam Banks play for UMD...we're screwed
You are surely mistaken sir. I believe they have the entirty of District 5/Team USA on their team. And that is surely why we will not win. Lest the Hockey Lord and Savior, Barry Melrose Christ should offer up some sort of miracle.
EDIT: Also Gordon Bombay is their coah I think.
Worst part about it is that I believe that the somehow managed to recruit those 2 assholes from the Hawks, McGill and Larson.
UMD has discovered that by attaching thin metal blades to their shoes, their speed and manuverabilty on the slippery ice surface is greatly improved. This will give them an insurmountable advantage.
UM vs UMD. They have a "D" at the end, we do not. Coincidence? No. Will we win? No, because we don't have a "D". No need to even bother watching the game...
And we all know "D" wins championships...
We're so overmatched we won't even be given the win if Louie does a striptease down to his jock strap.
Because nobody ever notices the Chippendale addendum to rule 322 subsection C of the NCAA hockey rulebook.
I, for one, am pretty confident that we will win this game. I also think it is time that the refs start calling the game in our favor, so I think we will also get the beneficial edge in calls. I also can't imagine us losing the game in overtime, I am completely sure that will not happen.
Did you read the thread title, or any of the posts that came before yours? Just curious.
Not only did they recruit the entire D-5 team, but Gunner Stahl is their captain. He'll triple deke for sure, he's fancy.
He goes to the glove side because he's fancy.
I love Hunwick and all, but there is no way we can stop him without Julie Gafney in net. Why didn't we recruit from Team USA?
The game's in Minnesota. I hate Minnesota. QED.
UMD Lines:
Connolly-Connolly-Fontaine
Frattin-Miele-Camper
Zetterberg-Datsyuk-Holmstrom
Lemieux-Gretzky-Hull
Kronwall-Stuart
Orr-Lidstrom
Cthulhu-Velociraptor
Miller
Vader
Doesn't think we have a chance.
know what the line is?
if we score more goals than them, we might have a chance. Only might, tho