Thread where we absolutely will not predict Michigan to win

Submitted by lhglrkwg on April 8th, 2011 at 5:02 PM

We will never beat UMD ever. We should not even show up. They are from the WCHA (so right there, duh) but also their powerplay is the #1 powerplay ever.

The Xcel center will be a home game for UMD. Everyone will be chanting "Go Bulldogs!!". They will win 60-0...if we're lucky



April 8th, 2011 at 5:15 PM ^

I, for one, am offended at your lack of confidence in the Bulldog powerplay. They will have 75-80 man-advantage situations, and you think they will only convert on 60 of them? For shame...


April 8th, 2011 at 5:29 PM ^

...and Notre Dame had GOD on its side. 

UMD 7, Michigan 2

(I like this thread... it's like we're the opposite of the Iraqi Information Minister)


April 8th, 2011 at 6:45 PM ^

You are surely mistaken sir. I believe they have the entirty of District 5/Team USA on their team. And that is surely why we will not win.  Lest the Hockey Lord and Savior, Barry Melrose Christ should offer up some sort of miracle.


EDIT: Also Gordon Bombay is their coah I think.


April 8th, 2011 at 6:50 PM ^

UMD has discovered that by attaching thin metal blades to their shoes, their speed and manuverabilty on the slippery ice surface is greatly improved.  This will give them an insurmountable advantage.


April 8th, 2011 at 6:57 PM ^

UM vs UMD. They have a "D" at the end, we do not. Coincidence? No. Will we win? No, because we don't have a "D". No need to even bother watching the game...


April 8th, 2011 at 8:36 PM ^

I, for one, am pretty confident that we will win this game.  I also think it is time that the refs start calling the game in our favor, so I think we will also get the beneficial edge in calls.  I also can't imagine us losing the game in overtime, I am completely sure that will not happen.



April 8th, 2011 at 11:23 PM ^

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