1997 linebacker Clint Copenhaver received a hilariously misspelled recruiting letter from Wisconsin

1997 linebacker Clint Copenhaver received a hilariously misspelled recruiting letter from Wisconsin

Submitted by M Fanfare on August 23rd, 2016 at 7:24 AM

With the news of Aubrey Solomon's decommitment after receiving a recruiting letter that spelled his name wrong, former Michigan linebacker Clint Copenhaver tweeted Angelique Chengelis a photo of a recruiting letter he got from Wisconsin in the early '90s.

Via Twitter, slightly NSFW:

https://twitter.com/copietime43/status/767913343109791745

MGoBlog's Colorful Open Michigan Game Threads - WARNING: Inappropriate Language

MGoBlog's Colorful Open Michigan Game Threads - WARNING: Inappropriate Language

Submitted by CooperLily21 on September 23rd, 2013 at 2:31 PM

(Below contains information provided by a very good friend, someone who is much more proficient in counting, charting, and general attention-paying than me.  Credit should be given where credit is due (to him) and criticism should be given where criticism is due (also to him).  I consider myself to be a mere conduit of information because he was too Notre Dame (read: chicken) to post this himself and apparently wants to remain anonymous...).

We are a colorful bunch.  From all different walks of life and across the globe, we gather to learn, discuss, and follow Michigan football in the Fall.  We read and then watch and then read some more.  Some of us even read WHILE we watch.  And so it goes every week in the gameday open threads.  Aside from the love (and sometimes hate) we all have for Michigan, we have at least one more thing in common . . . our use of curse words.  That is the topic of this thread:

In the Akron open threads, we contributed 131 "fuck"s to the discussion (113 in the first half, 18 in the second half).  That number was bested in the UConn open threads, which saw 165 "fuck"s (118 in the first half and 47 in the second half). 

The use of "shit" trailed our clear preference of the word "fuck" (as "shit" is clearly not as effective as "fuck" in certain situations requiring a more nuclear reaction).  We had 59 "shit"s in the Akron threads and 46 "shit"s in the UConn thread

Interestingly, the use of "suck" was much more prevelant in the UConn threads (102 in the first half, 12 in the second half) than in the Akron threads (65 in the first half, 5 in the second half), which is interesting because one might hypothesize that Michigan sucked equally in both games.

The use of "damn" in the two threads was pretty consistent, it only being deployed 23 times during the Akron game and 20 times during the UConn game.  However, much more alarming is the increase in the use of "put in Morris" from the Akron thread to the UConn thread - almost 20 more people want to see Gardner replaced this week than they did last week (25 versus 8, respectively).

For your viewing pleasure, below are exceprts of open threads from the past two weeks:

 

Akron:

UConn:

 

What, you may be asking yourself, does all of this mean?  It means we are a very colorful bunch.  Colorful and extremely NSFW, NSFMrs.K, and NSFChildrenUnderTheAgeof16.  So, on behalf of all you fathers that let your young children read these threads:  

Hey, shitheads, please stop fucking swearing in the goddamn open game threads or they're going to put in Morris, which might very well suck!

End of season catharsis (NSFW language)

End of season catharsis (NSFW language)

Submitted by SFBayAreaBlue on January 12th, 2011 at 12:04 PM

Be forwarned, the following will not be pretty nor useful.  (mods, feel free to delete or censor). If you don't want to read a rage filled post, please close this tab and move on with your lives.

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ok, we good?  Are the kids' eyes safely diverted? Then let the Fuuuuuuuuu machine engage:

Fuck it.

Fuck it all. 

Brian's not in a swearing mood.  I am.

I'm not angry that Hoke is now the coach.

He may someday turn into a decent coach. 

I'm pissed off at the state of College Football.

It's clearer than ever that the NCAA is full of a bunch of Cross Eyed Hypocrites.

It's painfully obvious that the newspapers are full of fucktards with their asses so far up their own asses that their noses are covered in their own shit and they can't smell the truth even if they were wearing ski masks without nose holes and they could pull off the ski masks and their noses wouldn't be covered in shit.  IT WOULDN'T MATTER, THEY'RE STILL FUCKING ASSCLOWNS.

Cam Newton just showed he was worth the thousands of dollars that Auburn, FUCKING AUBURN, FUCKING CHEATING MOTHER FUCKERS AUBURN WHO HAVE BEEN CAUGHT REDHANDED MORE TIMES IN THE LAST 20 YEARS THAN ANY OTHER FUCKING SCHOOL I CAN THINK OF, got some booster to donate to Cam Newton's dirty motherfucking religious dirty, and probably pedophile supporting, motherfucking father's church. 

So the story is that someone from UF tipped off the NCAA to Newton's dealings with MSU (NNTMSU, the MSU that kicked our fucking asses into oblvion because our defensive coaches quit sometime back in november since they didn't get any vote of confidence and knew they were all going to be out of jobs.  well good luck assholes, may god have mercy on anyone that hires you).  Gee, I wonder how they knew.  It's not like anyone with Florida connections is at Mississippi State now.  Oh, wait...

But Urban Meyer can't just come out and say that Florida paid for Newton too.  No, then he would be a villian, he would be throwing HIS OWN program under the bus.  Instead he can go on ESPN and blow sunshine up the WWL's asses while leaking left and right to try to hurt a rival school. 

But is it surprising that Florida is shelling out the money?  In today's game, that's the only way you can win on a consistent basis.  Especially in the S.E.C. We know USC was paying, we now know that OSU is paying, the entire SEC thinks the rulebook is quaint.  FUCK THEM ALL.

And I don't blame them.  FUCK YOU, NCAA, FUCK YOU.  Fuck your fucking hypocrisy.  Fuck you making millions off the BCS and EASports and then claiming that football players are "amateurs".  Fuck you punishing Michigan for an extra 20 minutes of stretching per week when the corrupt bastards down in Columbus are driving new cars every week.  If there's any loyal Michigan fans in Ohio, they should camp outside every car dealership in that god-forsaken town and record every time an OSU player does a "test drive".  Not that it would matter, the players could just use the "but I wasn't looking" defense and they'd be allowed to play in any meaningful (profitable) game.  Fucking bullshit. Fuck you, OSU AD and your fucking lies.  

And fuck you detroit free press.  Fuck you for focusing on kids stretching when half of MSU's (YTMSU, the green and white thugs in ski masks) team is on probation, in jail, or randomly putting other students in the hospital.  Fuck you.  I don't care that Glenn Winston is a two time convict.  I care that Dantonio would suit him up tomorrow if he had a chance, and you would still ignore it and write about how Richrod has a stupid accent and a "win at all costs" attitude.  FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. 

FUCK YOU MICHAEL ROSENBERG.  I hope you go to jail and people bugger you till you bleed from the nose.  Maybe that will clean your palate and you can smell your own fucking bias.  If anyone in the athletic department had any balls they would sue you for libel and slander.  HAVE YOU FINALLY LEARNED WHAT A FUCKING COUNTABLE HOUR IS, YOU DUMB BITCH? ARE YOU WILLING TO ADMIT IT, YOU FUCKING COWARD?

FUCK YOU DREW SHARP, BECAUSE FUCK YOU.  YOU ARE THE WORST KIND OF FUCKING ASSCLOWN.  YOU ARE THE REASON PEOPLE DON'T BUY THE FREEP ANYMORE.  I HOPE WHEN YOU GET TO HELL, THAT GOD MAKES YOU SUCK HIS COCK FOR ALL ETERNITY. YOU'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING NICE NOR CONSTRUCTIVE TO SAY ABOUT ANYTHING OR ANYONE, EVER.  EVER! FUCK YOU. 

Fuck you ESPN.  FUCK YOU AND YOUR CONFLICTS OF INTEREST.  Fuck your "Sources".  Fuck herbstreit, fuck corso, fuck anyone that had anything to say about the coaching search, because FUCK YOU, YOU ALL DIDN'T KNOW SHIT.  FUCK JOE SCHAD, FUCK Andy who da fuck cares how to spell your fucking name.  How many times did you all declare that 'XYZ' coach was coming to michigan?  FUCK YOU. 

And finally, fuck you whiny players and your sense of entitlement.  I know you work hard, I know you deserve money.  But I hate your fucking attitudes.  I hate that you quit and transfer if you don't get your way. I hate that you bring in your jackass sportscasting fathers when you get disciplined. I hate that you think you can lie your way through life.  I hate that you usually can.  FUCK YOU KENYON RAMBO, FUCK TED GINN, SR AND JR. FUCK YOU TROY SMITH, FUCK YOU TERELLE PRYOR. AND FUCK ALL THE DIRTY BACKROOM DEALING BOOSTERS AND AGENTS WHO GAVE YOU EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED.

FUCK ALL OF YOU.  I was pretty good this season and kept my posting polite.  Well it turns out that it was just building up until this release.  And so if you have a problem with my post because you didn't heed the warning at the top, well then, fuck you too. 

Here's to four more years of mediocrity.  It's whiskey time.