A Vintage Michigan Win

A Vintage Michigan Win

Submitted by thereverend on November 17th, 2012 at 9:34 PM

What am I, a resident of the WORST STATE EVER, hoping for?

A vintage MICHIGAN win.

The perfect storm has been set for a revival of the amazing caps to the seasons of the 90s; a decent Michigan team meets an undefeated ohio team & ruins the hopes of the scarlet & gray...

underrated Michigan stars (see Biakabutuka) face off against Heisman candidates & outshine the latter...

Tim Biakabutuka

ecstatic fans loyal tothe "best coach on the planet" begin to call for his resignation because of one perennial loss...

& "They do the talkin', we do the walkin!"


It would be so sweet.


What could make this one of the sweetest wins against ohio is the fact that THIS is their bowl game; if they lose this game, there will be no redeeming possibilities for them in January.


Plus, this;




Also,A Moment of Silence Must Be Observed.

Where were you when you heard that you would never ever have another Twinkie, Orange Cupcake, Funny Bone, or Drake's Coffee Cake?

I don't like the idea of this brave new world that we will live in, but I can only hope that one day the brand will be revived.


Why this part is not OT; This bankruptcy can somewhat be attributed to Denard Robinson; he cut junk food out of his diet back in the summer; http://www.annarbor.com/sports/um-football/denard-robinson-has-cut-out-…

Man, he must have eaten alot of Twinkies before...


In closing, Go Blue, help me forget the news of one of the worst crimes against snack foods since trans fats were outlawed... But more importantly, Beat ohio!


Low-Rated Recruit Prospect disappointed by his university hostess

Low-Rated Recruit Prospect disappointed by his university hostess

Submitted by Blazefire on January 19th, 2010 at 1:16 PM
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RivalryScout.com - Los Angeles, CA -

Low-rated recruiting prospect John Q. Footballplayer said today he was depressed to learn that star ratings did in fact matter. Footballplayer was invited to campus for the recruiting weekend after top prospect Footballwinner, his cousin, demanded it. Upon arriving on the USC campus for his recruiting visit, Footballplayer said he was excited, among other things, to meet his recruiting weekend hostess.

"A couple of really big name guy were there with me, and coach Kiffin introduced them to their weekend hostesses right away. Just wonderful girls, really. They seemed very nice. I do worry about their future back problems, though", said Footballplayer. "Anyhow, I was really excited to meet mine, because, well, you know… I mean, my cousin’s hostess was already leading him towards the university hot tubs.”


So it should be obvious that when Kiffin approached Footballplayer to present his recruiting weekend hostess, Footballplayer was expecting a lot. The result, he says, left something lacking.


Footballplayer's Recruiting Hostess


“I’m trying to take it in stride”, said Footballplayer. “I am an OL prospect, so maybe he felt I needed a little bulk. In reality though, it’s pretty hard to miss the message.”


Still, though, though depressed, Footballplayer is carefully reviewing his options. He stated that between his two offers, cupcakes from USC and the full-ride at Michigan State, he wasn’t sure which was more attractive.


“I’m glad I visited Michigan State first. If I took my USC Recruiting Hostess to the MSU campus, the girl I met there would’ve tried to eat it.”


Footballplayer then stopped for a moment, before suddenly announcing a plan to start a BBW/Food Fetish pornographic business in East Lansing, MI.