CC: Jim Come Home

CC: Jim Come Home

Submitted by MadMonkey on December 13th, 2014 at 12:06 PM

 

"Jim Come Home"

with apologies to Simon & Garfunkel and their song, “Homeward Bound”

 

Jim’s sitting in Santa Clara station.
Hackett’s got a ticket to his destination. hmmm-mmm
On a tour of one-night stands he’s got headset and cap in hand.
And ev'ry stop is neatly planned as stepping stone to Michigan’s NC stand.
Homeward bound,
I wish Jim was,
Homeward bound,
Home, with no recruits escaping,
Home, where our band is playing,
Home, where MGoBlog is waiting
Silently for him.

Ev'ry day's an endless stream
Of bullshit tweets and agent smokescreens. hmmm-mmm
And each coach looks the same to me, whether alternative B, C, or D
And Ian Rapoport’s face reminds me that I long to see,
Homeward bound,
I wish Jim was,
Homeward bound,
Home, with no recruits escaping,
Home, where our band is playing,
Home, where MGoBlog is waiting
Silently for him.

Tonight I'll press F5 again,
I'll play the game and pretend. hmmm-mmm
But the last decade comes back to me in shades of mediocrity
Like emptiness in harmony I need Harbaugh to comfort me.
Homeward bound,
I wish Jim was,
Homeward bound,
Home, with no recruits escaping,
Home, where our band is playing,
Home, where MGoBlog is waiting
Silently for him.
Silently for him

 


Link to an instrumental version so you can sing along and entertain your friends [videos or it didn't happen]:

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EDIT: The board is touchy this morning!  Take a deep breath . . . it is sarcasm.