OT: Why MC Hammer won't make a new album and other stupid thoughts

OT: Why MC Hammer won't make a new album and other stupid thoughts

Submitted by Darker Blue on May 7th, 2012 at 10:10 AM

I tought nobody could touch him? I miss the baggy pants. Its a sad day when you wake up and realize those pants aren't cool anymore. 

 

Also whats up with all of the hipster pages on facebook. I can't even interact with people I know anymore without seeing some stupid picture pop up all over my newsfeed. 

 

Also I want to have a late breakfast but I'm not sure if I should have bourbon, beer or just get an 8 ball of blow and some hookers. HELP ME MGOBLOG. 

 

(If you can't tell I'm bored as fuck, I'm looking for you to help me kill time. I accept all of your negs with love)