Michigan Fan Satisfaction Index - Cinci Results

Michigan Fan Satisfaction Index - Cinci Results

Submitted by OneFootIn on September 13th, 2017 at 9:37 AM

The results are in. On a scale from 0 to 100, where 0 is the worst you ever felt about a game and 100 is the best you ever felt, our 93 respondents averaged a 59.9. There was a reasonable amount of variation in responses – the standard deviation was 16.5 – but the most common response was 60, with only a couple handfuls of folks straying below a 40.

In technical terms, the crowd ranked this victory somewhere around warm milk – better than losing, but not much to get excited about, especially given how sloppy and uninspired the offense and special teams looked.

Figure One Cincinnati Feelings

The hive mind is more positive about the young season – the average feeling about the season this week is a 77.2. The clustering here was tighter; the standard deviation was 10.2 the median was 80, and only one wag reported a season rating of less than 60.

This seems pretty reasonable. On the one hand, Michigan is undefeated, has what will clearly be another great defense, and appears to have a plethora of young talent emerging on offense. On the other hand, Speight’s struggles, continuing concerns about the offensive line, and the knowledge that Wisconsin, Penn State, and Ohio State will present stern challenges probably keeps this figure from getting much higher for now.

Figure Two:  Feelings about the 2017 Season (for now)


Themes, Thoughts, and Trends

One of the things I’ve noticed over the years is how the tenor of board discussions often shifts after the post-game columns go up and the weekend’s full slate of games has been digested and analyzed. Translation: Brian has to talk a lot of us off the ledge when the torch and pitchfork brigades start forming, but he also uses, like, numbers and analysis, to provide a serious and thoughtful take on what’s happening.

This makes sense for many reasons. Most obviously, taking a reading of your emotional state right after a game is likely to lead to higher highs and lower lows than you would see after a few days, when logic kicks in. Secondly, as sociologists love to remind us, the interpretation of events is a collective process. We all look to others, especially experts and authorities, to help us make sense of things.

To test this hot take/cold take idea I compared the responses collected on Sunday to the responses from Monday and Tuesday. Confirming the strong emotions hypothesis, the hot take respondents recorded both the highest high for the game (100 compared to 90) and the lowest low (20 compared to 30).

The average distance between the hot and cold takes was also surprisingly large – at least to me. Sunday respondents (n = 53) averaged 57.8 for the game and 75.3 for the season, while later respondents (n = 40) averaged 62.5 for the game and 79.9 for the season. It appears that with a day or two of cooling off, the game didn’t seem as bad as it had in the immediate aftermath. It will be interesting to see if this hot/cold differential holds throughout the season and what direction it tends to take.

Figure Three: How Do You Take Your Takes?

Sadly, I didn’t do a survey last week. But I think we can all agree that the collective feelz was a lot higher than 59.8 for the Florida game and that the irrational exuberance stoked by that curb stomping would have resulted in a season rating higher than 77.2 for most of us (it would have for me, certainly). In following weeks I will start reporting game-by-game comparisons and seasonal trends.


Stupid Person Questions: The What-If?

Stupid Person Questions: The What-If?

Submitted by IncrediblySTIFF on November 13th, 2014 at 12:46 PM

Okay, okay, so we've heard a lot of talk that Hoke is 99.99% not likely to be back next year.  We've heard people try to defend him even when they want him gone.  We've seen apologists and defenders.  95% of Michigan fans probably want to see him gone.  

What we haven't seen, regrettably, is a post about delicous food from MMMgoBBQ or timely UFRS*, so let us pass time by arguing about stupid things:

There are also rumblings that Schissel is more interested in graduation rates than on-field success.  So let us pretend, here, that to the delight of very few Hoke is retained for the 2015 season.

What do you do then?  Cancel your tickets?  Bring out your pitchforks (likely you still are weilding them)?  Does it make you "less of a fan" if you decide to "take a season off."

I am in a minority that would probably do nothing different: still attend any game I can afford the time to, and watch every game not interupted by (stupid) friend's weddings.


*UFRs are like crack to me, they are the reason I keep coming back here even when I don't agree with "the agenda"


EDIT: I'm a stupid person, and bye weeks usually mean late UFRs.  Just give me that crack