So I was just on CBSSports doing a mock fantasy draft, and it so happened that while we were chatting one of the guys said he was a Buckeye fan. My reply was obvious, so this conversation ensues (paraphrased, but mostly true to the chat log):
Buckeye: we own you
Me: actually, we own you...you have RECENTLY owned us
Buckeye: michigan hasn't beat OSU in football in over 2500 days
Me: 57-43-6...nuff said
Buckeye: most of Michigan's wins came in the 19th century anyway
I then proceeded to make fun of the fact that Michigan-OSU was played only ONCE in the 19th century (1897, the first ever game, a game Michigan won 34-0). Mr. Buckeye proceeded to leave said draft.
1. It would be a Buckeye who doesn't know the 19th century from the 20th century.
2. Hey! We were undefeated against OSU during the 19th century.
3. Really? Hahahaha...
Anyway...I wanted to hear other funny stories that people have gone through with Buckeyes. It was very amusing, so I'm assuming there are funnier out there. Feel free to share.