MGoWallpaper: The Wolverine Rises

MGoWallpaper: The Wolverine Rises

Submitted by Blue and Joe on September 12th, 2014 at 1:54 PM

I didn't anticipate doing a wallpaper this week, but after Saturday's abismal outing I was inspired. This wallpaper is a take on The Dark Knight Rises movie poster. Michigan doesn't exactly need to crawl out of a giant hole in the ground, but they definately need to RISE up to be succesful this season. The photo of Devin Funchess is from Bryan Fuller's MGoBlog album on Flickr. Enjoy! Beat Miama (not that Miami)!

P.S. I didn't realize how much this looks like an Adidias ad.

#CFBRank Devin Funchess T-72

#CFBRank Devin Funchess T-72

Submitted by MGoManBall on July 29th, 2014 at 1:04 PM

EDIT:  LINK

You're kidding right?  Mr. Funchess doesn't break top 50 in this Top 100 list?

"Wide receiver or tight end? Funchess' position might be forever debated, but his talent is not. The 6-foot-5 junior is a matchup nightmare for opposing defenses, averaging more than 15 yards per catch in his first two seasons."

Okay ESPN. Whatever..

First DOWN

First DOWN

Submitted by Ron Utah on October 18th, 2013 at 8:22 PM

Is Borges TRYING to do this on first down?

Much has been made of Al Borges using first down much like the CFL uses fourth down. I wanted to know exactly what has been happening to us on first down this year.  Is the play-calling really that bad, or is AB hamstrung by a turnover-prone QB?  How stubborn is the play-calling?  Are we a bad passing team on first down?

What's open for debate is whether or not Hoke is mandating the first down MANBALL attempt.  What's not open for debate are the results:

Chart?  Chart of 1st down rushing attempts.  NYP = Negative Yardage Plays

RUN YDS YPP NYP NYP% RUN%
132 462 3.5 25 18.9% 70.6%

This is the story you know.  For me, it was even worse than I thought in one respect (NYP%) and better than I expected in another (YPP).  The 3.5 YPP feels high, but that's because nearly one in five times we go backwards.  And, 11 more times, we gained nothing.  That means that 27.3% of the time--more than one in four plays--we end-up in 2nd and 10 or longer.  Those are drive killers.

But that average still feels high...what's brining it up?  Glad you asked.  Gardner has only had one NYP on his first down attempts, and averages 4.9 YPA when he runs it.  When you add in the WR runs with DG, the YPA jumps to 6.6.  What this means is that if you remove the 21 attempts by non-RBs on first down, you end-up with 2.9 YPA.  That's more like it.

So, 59% of the time, we're running our RBs on first down, and averaging 2.9 YPA.  Even that sounds good (isn't that three yards and a cloud of dust?) until you remember that only TWO of the NYPs happened between the QB/WR carries, and there was one bad snap.  That leaves 22 NYP out of 110 RB attempts--an even 20%--that we go backwards with our RB on 1st.  

Want me to make it hurt more?  Okay.  Add-in the zero yardage plays, and it's 33/110 (30%) NYP.  Yep.  We have a 30% chance of ending-up in 2nd and 10 or longer when we run with a RB.

Should we be passing more?  I really wasn't sure about this.  Can we trust DG to be throwing on first down?  There's only one way to know...

Chart!

PASS INC YDS YPP INT INT% NYP NYP% PASS%
55 14 692 12.6 2 3.6% 3 5.5% 29.4%

THIS!  This is much, MUCH better than I thought it would be.  In fact, it's TOO good (I'll explain in a moment).  We only pass 29.4% of the time on first down, but man, does it work.  We average a ridiculous 12.6 yards per play (this includes scrambles), have only 14 incomplete passes (25%), and DG is MUCH less turnover-prone, throwing INTs at a rate of only 3.6%.  There have been only three negative plays (sacks or TFLs).

It is obvious that our tendencies set us up for big passing plays on first down.  But is it worth it?  To end-up in 2nd and 10 or worse 30% of the time we try MANBALL?  We end-up at 2nd and 10 (or worse) 34% of the time when we throw (including INTs), so the risk is almost exactly the same.  The reward is more than four times better.  That's a good investment.

The reason I believe these numbers are too good is that they indicate that our run tendencies on first down are so strong that there is wide open space to be had in the passing game.  I'm not telling you anything you didn't already know, but now it's quantified into a ridiculous 12.6 YPP.

This is a problem because it means that defenses are staying in stacked fronts against us and betting we simply won't even try to pass.  We aren't good at run-blocking, but we're REALLY bad at run-blocking against stacked fronts.  Against both Akron and UConn, the running game took off when the defenses backed out of their stacked fronts when they had the lead late.

And what about those two INTs?  Both were on go routes way down the field.  AB dials-up bombs on first down, which is fine, but I think it's clear there's room for some short-to-intermediate stuff.

Furthermore, if you want your QB to stop turning the ball over, stop putting him in 2nd and 3rd and long--ALL of DG's INTs have come with distances of 5 yards or more to go.

TL;DR - While passing more on first down is likely decrease its effectiveness, it is still FAR better than running with our RBs, and it should open-up some space to be better at that.

U-M Football Game Five Rhymin' Time - MGoBlog Sonnet 105

U-M Football Game Five Rhymin' Time - MGoBlog Sonnet 105

Submitted by chatster on October 7th, 2013 at 8:12 AM
While the federal government was in shutdown mode.
Wolverine fans were worried their heads might explode
‘Cause a Homecoming victory was looking in doubt.
But that close game at halftime turned into a rout.
 
Though not always “accurate*,” Gardner got yards in bunches
With seven grabs for one fifty on his throws to D. Funchess.
There was offensive line shifting and some other nice tricks
Like Jibreel Black’s forced fumble and the Countess "pick six."
 
There were key catches by Jeremy, Jehu and Drew
And TDs for Fitz Toussaint and Derrick Green, too,
And Wile’s fifty-five-yard punt downed inside the one,
But concerns that, for Pipkins, his season is done.
 
So, Jon Falk, you can still keep that Little Brown Jug!
And Drew Sharp ranks Michigan!**  (Must be his new drug.)
 
* Listening to the Mike Patrick/Ed Cunningham RegurgiThon commentary about Devin Gardner’s lack of passing accuracy almost made me want to throw up. 
 
**  Drew Sharp ranks Michigan 24th in the country this week.

Inside the Boxscore - Team 134, Game 5

Inside the Boxscore - Team 134, Game 5

Submitted by ST3 on October 6th, 2013 at 5:12 PM

    Inspired by the Great T-Shirt Debate of 2013, I've decided to completely revamp the format. But first, let me share with you some great t-shirts I found over at MinnGoBlog's t-shirt store.

Minnesota Football, Play Like a Campion Today
... BAK to the Future
... Win one for the Killer
... No Epping Way
Snake Plsek, I thought he was dead

and from the Seinfeld-inspired section of the store,
Minnesota Football, Folks are Talking about our Botticelli Shoes
Ski-U-Mah Harbison, no wait, he sounds made up

and finally,

Mazzenga!

Bazinga!
        
Link: http://www.mgoblue.com/sports/m-footbl/stats/100513aaa.html

Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now.
* When you finally grab the momentum in a game, you want to hit the gas and build on it. UofM did just that by taking the 2nd half kickoff and going 75 yards in 9 plays, to extend a 7 point halftime lead to 14. Considering it takes Minnesota ~10 minutes per drive to score, that meant that they would have to be perfect to come back. They weren't.

We're putting the band back together
* The band will be back together when Jake Ryan comes back. For now, the defense is doing their best to bring back the tradition of Michigan defense. Once again, the Michigan defense prevented the opposition from scoring a rushing touchdown.
* It's a rather large band with an impressive horn section, as 23 players recorded a defensive stat. Desmond Morgan, once again, led the way with 10 total tackles. JR3 had 9, plus a fumble recovery.
* Minnesota only passed 21 times, so it was not a big week for QHs and sacks.
* If there is one complaint, it's that we only tallied 3 TFLs on 41 Minnesota rushing attempts. However, once they did cross the line, they didn't get far, averaging only 3.3 YPC, with a long of 18 yards.

We're on a Mission from Gard (NOW THAT'S A T-SHIRT!!!)
* ZERO TURNOVERS. Hallelujah!
* The "inaccurate" Devin Gardner was 13 of 17, for 235 yards and a TD. Let's see, that's 76% completion percentage, 18.1 YPC and 13.8 YPA, but he's inaccurate? I've heard Big Ten Network announcers better than that bozo Ed Cunningham.
* Gardner only ran 7 times for 17 yards, but he did have a rushing TD.

It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?
* Fitz had 78 yards on 17 carries, and 2 TDs. More importantly, he only lost 1 yard all day. Is it the new Bluesmobile or what? Frankly, after going through four weeks of multiple negative rushing plays, I'll take it.
* Green added 23 yards on 10 carries and another TD.

Four Fried Chickens and a Coke
* The four returning linemen joined with newcomer, Chris Bryant, to provide an effective rushing attack. Michigan only fumbled one snap, something that we were all worried about, and gave up only one sack. It was really nice not watching our center get pushed back five yards on nearly every play.
* Besides the 9 yard sack, our o-line only gave up 4 yards worth of TFL's to Minnesota.

And some dry white toast please
* Wile was back to normal, providing all the excitement of dry white toast. He averaged 51.7 yards on three punts, that netted an average of 45.7 yards.

Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children!
* Norfleet returned two kicks for 52 yards total, and recorded a tackle on special teams.
* Dileo returned two punts for 13 yards and caught 1 pass for 12 yards.

Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.
* The excitement was provided by three wide receivers, particularly Funchess, who caught 7 balls for 151 yards and a TD.
* Chesson had three catches as he increasingly becomes a larger part of the offense, and Gallon had two grabs.

Cook County Assessor's Office
* Minnesota was called for 6 penalties to our two.
* There was one drive we had in which penalty flags were thrown on long Michigan gains. My heart sunk, but fortunately, both calls were on the Gophers.
* I was a little leary going into the game, as these officials just sound like Gophers: Roggeman, Krogstad, and Riepenhoff. Wasn't that the starting frontline of the '79 Minnesota basketball team?

I hate Illinois Nazis
* If you're going to make a Blues Brothers-inspired T-Shirt about one of our longstanding rivals, how is this NOT the shirt?
* This is the announcers section, but I already discussed them. That was a brutal game to listen to. Minny-Tebow for Heisman!

Minnie the Moocher
* Minnesota almost matched us, with 16 first downs to our 17. They also converted 8 of 15 third downs, but couldn't get us off the field either, as we went 10 for 13.

100%BLUes Brothers
Besides being a huge UofM football fan, my dad was a big fan of John Belushi's. He would have a Mass said every year on the anniversary of Belushi's death. Dad was extremely protective of his kids, not allowing us to see or hear anything R-rated. However, he made an exception for John Belushi. There were two movies that mattered when I was a kid, Animal House and Blues Brothers. One year for Christmas, Dad bought us "The Best of Belushi" video that had his best SNL skits. While other kids were learning the Beastie Boys and Run DMC raps, I was memorizing Belushi's "Luck of the Irish" SNL News bit (Let's talk about the bad luck of the Irish, all right? How about this, POTATO FAMINE!! How about that? It scares them, doesn't it? Well, it should.) So with that as a backdrop, I can still honestly say, I think Dad would look at that T-Shirt and ask, "Why is Joe Paterno praying on that shirt?"

Best and Worst: Akron

Best and Worst: Akron

Submitted by bronxblue on September 15th, 2013 at 11:36 AM

I know you feel, John…

 

Worst:  Totally Meta

To let you in a bit on how the sausage is made with one of these posts, I usually sit down with my laptop during the game and play around in the liveblog while taking some really cursory notes.  While I’m sure I could figure out how to watch lineplay and defensive adjustments intricately in order to make really astute observations about particular players, there are lots of people here at MGoBlog who do a great job with that level of detail and, frankly, I doubt I’d be able to add much.  No, the Best and Worst is all about a layman’s observations of a game, with (I hope) a bit of humor, some fun long-form ideas, and insufferable references to wrestlers and 90’s television shows. 

Well, usually my notes take on a bit of a narrative as a game progresses; I inevitably start ordering comments into Offense, Defense, Special Teams, Coaching, etc. buckets, so by the end I’ve got my talking points, as they are, laid out.  Given the opponent, I figured they’d be succinct and pretty general; it’s hard to derive too much from a blowout. 

Well, by the last 4 minutes of the game, my notes spanned 2 pages typed and, if my keyboard was both sentient and possessed the necessary funds to file documents with a court, would be Exhibit A of a battery suit brought against me.  People joke about how typing “OMFG” or “ROFL” negates the emotion you are attempting to convey, like telling someone how funny something is instead of actually laughing.  But part of the reason you use these shorthands, though, is because “nfsakjf528095353u55b25jewrnijrggrehjigh3u04u-421” followed by your dog fleeing the room is hard to convey in words.  So yeah, based on my notes…

 

 

 

Worst:  Goliath has Fans Too

I’m usually not one to complain too much about announcers except if they go full Spielman and openly root for one team over the other, but the announcers were extremely excited about the possibility of Akron beating UM.  And that got me thinking; seemingly everyone loves the David vs. Goliath matchups that end with David victorious.  At first blush, it totally makes sense; David represents the everyman, overcoming seemingly insurmountable odds with character, ingenuity, and guile.  To root for David is to root for the human spirit and the impossible dream.  Rooting for Goliath is like rooting for the house in blackjack.

But here’s the thing; being “Goliath” is not free of context, nor is it purely a “you vs. them” dynamic wherein everyone agrees how the story should end.  In other words, Goliath has fans too, and in most cases they don’t view themselves as the bully, the victor, the unstoppable force OR the immovable object.  Goliath is just a guy who is blessed with some physical advantages that he honed with rigorous training and passionate loyalty to a cause.  In the eyes of Goliath, he’s entering into fair combat against another warrior who just happens to be smaller than him and who wields a slingshot.  He’s not Razor Ramon or Vince McMahon, “heels” personified who want nothing more than to ruin the face’s day.  No, He’s not the “bad guy”, unless “being tall and strong” and winning most of the time are dastardly traits.  He is the Big Bad because the only lens used to view him is as the seemingly unattainable or antithesis model, the personification of David’s shortcomings.

So saying you love David vs. Goliath games is really saying you like to see the big guy lose not necessarily because you have a rooting interest in David or against Goliath, but because you don’t want to be reminded that not everyone has David’s problems.  On some level, you hold Goliath’s strengths and accomplishments against him, believing something must be cosmically wrong to explain his winning ways, and that a loss will somehow right this off-kilter universe. 

But that really isn’t fair to either party; Akron is just a bad FBS program trying to find its footing and UM is the winningest program in college football history.  UM has all of those wins because, for most of its existence, it has fielded talented, well-coached teams that beat other ones on the football field.  Akron, not so much, but that isn’t because of something UM did.  And, humorously, the tables are turned in the other “football”: Akron has been one of the best college soccer teams for years now while UM is the “upstart” that scored a major 1-0 upset over the Zips a couple of years ago during an otherwise poor season.

I’d say millions of people partook in today’s game in some way (live, TV, radio, internet, etc.), and a significant number of them are probably fans of UM football.  They wanted to see UM win for any number of reasons, and few if any thought Akron winning would be a “good thing”.  Russians certainly didn’t think losing to the US at the Olympics was a good idea, nor are Phi Slamma Jamma fans clamoring for Lorenzo Charles (RIP) memorial jerseys, and I’m guessing Lloyd Carr isn’t sending Armanti Edwards holiday cards.  Had Akron pulled off the win, it would have been heralded as a huge upset both for the year as well as historically, and people who “like” upsets would have another moment to cheer about.  But for the fans of Goliath, David is just the guy who got lucky, and no amount of culturally-endorsed schadenfreude will change that.

Today’s game ended with Goliath winning, though it was obviously closer than expected.  The narrative is that Akron gave UM all they could handle, and that in a game of inches UM got lucky that Akron came up a bit short.  But it was a game that both teams had a chance to win, and this time Goliath benefitted from a missed opportunity; history hasn’t always been so kind.  I’m certainly not going to complain.

 

 

 

Worst:  It’s a Win? (as said in the voice of Ron Burgundy)

Yeah, I’m not going to be one of those people who says it would have been a better “learning experience” if they had lost; I’m a results-based grader so a win is always better than a loss.  That said, this is up there with narrowly beating Indiana and Illinois under RR and a turrible 10-7 win against 5-6 Utah in 2002 (a game I attended and apparently blocked from my memory until now).  And unlike those games where you could at least point to one element of the performance being a positive, it isn’t really hypoerbole or “ESPN talking head”-ole to say UM was beat in all three phases of the game.

Best:  It’s a Win

But it’s a victory for UM, and 3-0 is 3-0.  Just ask MSU, whose offense finally eclipsed the defense is scoring 3 games into the season.  Teams have bad games, and for all of the hell the players are likely to have rain down on them by the coaching staff this week, it would be immensely worse if Saturday’s game had ended with an “L” on the schedule.  This game probably ratchets down the expectations a notch if you saw UM as a top-5 outfit, but otherwise it was a close shave for a team with top-15 talent.  Given the number of massive upsets this year, it could have been far worse.

I know the Internet is the ultimate echo chamber for cynicism, and this blog’s particular composition only accentuates that property, but just like was a need to pump the brakes a bit after the ND game, this game doesn’t not necessarily mean you need to stock your panic room quite yet.

Best:  I don’t want…your life!

One of the more underrated moments in Varsity Blues is the “hungover” game played by the West Canaan Coyotes after Mox, Tweeder, Billy Bob, Wendell, and Lance spent a night at the Landing Strip Gentleman’s Club*.  Hungover and clearly off their game, they lose in embarrassing fashion and Bud Kilmer turns to threatening Mox about his scholarship to Brown if he doesn’t shape up and fall in line.

In no way am I insinuating that UM’s play against Akron was caused by every starter heading off to Deja Vu in Ypsi Thursday night, but it clearly looked like a team that was out of sorts from the outset.  UM did force a 3-and-out on Akron’s first drive and followed it up with the long TD by Funchess, but for most of that first half the offense looked lost and the defense held tough but couldn’t generate much of a pass rush.  And once the 2nd half began and Akron made some adjustments offensively, the defense struggled to keep them off the field.  Plus, Gibbons missed his first kick since Purdue and Matt Wile shanked a couple of punts, resulting in an average of 33 yards per kick despite “booming” one 54 yards.  As a couple of people noted (including Ace), if it was against any other team but Akron, UM probably would have been run off the field.  But still, just a disorienting performance. 

Of course, Notre Dame also had a pretty off performance against Purdue, so who knows where everyone was last night.

* I know this is saying a great deal in a movie where James Van Der Beek is a Texas QB, literally every play is either a bone-shattering tackle or a 50-yard TD (seriously, watch the clip and you’ll see 4-5 NFL Blitz-style flying tackles), and a HS team is allowed to basically coach itself once Jon Voight leaves at halftime – you’ll notice no assistant coaches take over or are even on the screen, but the most unbelievable part of that movie is a HS health teacher moonlighting as a stripper in a city of, oh, 10,000 people in Texas and NOBODY notices until some HS kids see her act.  I mean, that club looked packed on (I’m guessing) a weekday night, and early on the movie establishes that Miss Davis must be making decent money from her dancing in order to afford a Mustang convertible, so it is clearly a popular place.  Yet her double life remains a mystery both before and after this night.  Simply unbelievable.

Worst:  Tell me lies, Tell me sweet little lies

UM averaged 5.5 ypc* and 8.3 ypa** while holding the Zips to 3.6 ypc*** and 6.3 ypa**** which look good on paper, but as the astute reader might have picked up, those little *’s aren’t just looking for a party to crash; they are massive caveats.  First the rushing: Gardner averaged 10.3 ypc on his 103 yards, showcasing the game-breaking speed that can turn a collapsing pocket into a 36 yard TD.  Fitz recorded 71 more yards on 19 carries, but didn’t crack 4 ypc against the #80 rushing defense in the country.  And while I initially thought he was the recipient of some bad luck out there due to penalties on runs, the only one apparently was a holding penalty by Gallon on a 3-yarder.  Of his 19 carries, 7 were for losses and 8 were for minimal gain (though one was the TD).  He recorded 65 yards on 4 other carries, and added a nice 27 yard reception to goose the numbers up a bit.  On most runs he was engulfed in the backfield or had trouble locating holes either because they weren’t there or a momentary hesitation closed them too quickly.   I’ll get into my feelings about the line play later, but this was not a banner day for a guy who has played reasonably well this year given the obvious issues in front of him.

As for that 8.3 ypa, that is .7 ypa below Akron’s 114th-ranked pass defense, and came with a 53% completion perctange and 3 INTs, including a horrible screen-ish pass that was returned for a TD.  Nobody other than Gallon caught more than 2 passes, and while Funchess had a nice day on paper with a TD and 65 yards on his two catches, one was a 48-yard TD run that was aided by some poor angles and tackling by Akron, a theme they continued on Chesson’s only catch (and first of his career) on the day, a 33-yard TD where he was pinballed toward the endzone by an Akron defender.  Criminally underused Drew Dileo was held without a catch, so hopefully this week Brian will be able to release that particular Kraken.

The defense did marginally better, holding Akron to about their season average rushing and about a yard less passing, but those numbers were put up against UCF and the zombified remains of the 4th President of the United States, er, eponymously-named FCS James Madison University.  And Akron had 4 drives longer than 45 yards, including two 11-play drives that ended with a TD and the final drive, as well as a 5-play drive that ended with Wilson’s INT in the endzone.  UM could not get Akron off the field in the 4th, including giving up a number of long completions and “they only need 5 yards for the first down, let’s give the slot receiver a 10-yard cushion” plays. 

So yeah, statistics should be trusted only as far as they can be thrown, which against UM’s defense today is apparently both quite far and with minimal coverage. 

Okay, okay, that’s a little mean.  But it was pretty bad out there.

Worst:  Push it!

So you know how earlier I mentioned that statistics sometimes lie?  Well, a big reason why UM’s running game struggled was the continued inability of the offensive line to consistently block for anyone.  Against Akron, Fitz had 15 carries that resulted in either lost yardage or minimal gains, and a significant number of them were because one or more Akron defenders were in the backfield rather quickly.  It remains a team that is strong on the edges (though both Lewan and Schofield missed a couple of blocks) and “maturing” or “weak” (depending on your viewpoint) in the middle.  Akron didn’t seem like it was doing anything special defensively, yet they always seemed to have the number’s advantage at the point of attack.  And while they only recorded a single sack, Gardner was harassed most of the day by the line without excessive use of blitzes or disguised coverages.  I’m not expecting major changes on the line next week, but this is a team that can’t consistently get 4-5 yards a pop on the ground without the QB getting involved, and that is not a sustainable situation during the conference season unless Devin remains healthy throughout, which would be a minor miracle.

As for the defensive line, to say the “Right to Rush 4” mantra needs to be redefined would be an understatement.  A unit with a decent amount of hype heading into the season failed to register a sack on 49 attempts, though the defense was credited with 8 QB hits.  Still, it took an all-out blitz to get pressure on the QB to end the game (reminiscent of the Points-a-Palooza some years back), and when your undersized tackle (Black) is your most consistent pass rusher against a MAC team, that isn’t good news.  I guess the jury is still out on Frank Clark, but at this point the judge expects to hear a verdict by the end of lunch.  It certainly didn’t help that Mattison seemed reticent about using more than 4 linemen to get pressure, and as a couple of people noted in the Liveblog the stunting was glaringly obvious, but again you shouldn’t have to overly gameplan for a team coming off a 1-11 season. 

Best:  Times are Changing

Now, I know I just spent a couple of sections dumping on Akron and minimizing their influence on today, but they deserve quite a bit of credit for playing UM to a standstill.  Maybe 25-30 years teams like Akron are just happy to be playing in the Big House and are overwhelmed by the moment, but in today’s college football ecosystem everybody believes his team can beat anyone else.  For even with Akron’s fallow history, it is still an FBS team with D1 players on it, and given the exposure and resources available to virtually all such programs nobody should be surprised they didn’t just wilt as soon as The Victors played.  Terry Bowden may have looked like he ate his daddy Bobby before the game, but he’s still got a career record of 142-75-2 (including 47-17-1 while at Auburn), and certainly knows how to beat teams like UM.  They played solid, largely mistake-free football and took advantage of UM’s miscues.  They played like a major college football team, and this game should be yet another reminder that “MACrifices” isn’t a reality in today’s football landscape.

Best:  Tackling, and the Lack Thereof (part deux)

Last week I mentioned how refreshing it was seeing the other team (in that case, ND) miss some crucial tackles while UM largely wrapped up quickly.  Well, count both Funchess’s and Chesson’s TDs as beneficiaries of some dodgy tackling by the Zips.  By comparison, UM typically tackled guys at contact, though Jourdan Lewis had a pretty bad “tackle” of Pohl as he rushed for a first down late in the game.  There were also the coverage issues with the corners and linebackers, especially in the middle of the field where D’Orazio was seemingly open all day.  This definitely felt like a gameplan limitation, at least initially, but it was troubling that late in the game receivers were able to get open in the secondary with players trailing them by 2-3 yards. 

Worst:  Hitting Reset

Last week I waxed poetically about Gardner being a modern-day unstoppable video game QB, UM’s answer to Michael Vick circa Madden 2004.  He was like UTG Trevor Siemian crossed with a mongoose, and it was glorious.  Like Vick in the game, it just felt unfair to have him on your team, and to talk about him in front of your vanquished opponent is to welcome scorn and possibly some shoving.

Well, against Akron people saw the other side of the videogame analogy: when the computer “cheats” and everything that could possibly go wrong does.  Suddenly, your all-world QB can’t complete a pass except to the other team, your RB can’t get a yard beyond the line of scrimmage, you are getting called for penalties on any positive play, and even digital Texas’s GERG thinks you are playing too soft defensively.  By the time a defensive end houses an interception off a screen pass, you’re diving for the reset button while cursing Alan Turing and his stupid face. 

Of course, in real life that’s just the third quarter of the game, and you still have to watch and hope that somehow, someway your team figures it all out enough to pull out a victory.  Against Akron, Gardner and the offense did just enough in the end for the win, and on a seemingly snakebitten game they can lick their wounds and give it another shot.

Best:  Even YMRMFSPA had Bad Games

So the Vince Young analogies have been trotted out for Devin since his game against Northwestern, and with his improvisational skills, strong arm, and galloping strides it is hard not to see a bit of the college star in him.  Unfortunately, Gardner also showed the same characteristics that drove Texas fans crazy early on in Young’s career, with 4 turnovers, including a TaINT, and some happy feet that resulted in missed receptions and poor throws.  If you check out Young’s gamelog from his first full season, you’ll see the same tantalizing mix of promise and growing pains: 5 TDs against no turnovers against Texas Tech following 8/23 for 86 yards against Oklahoma and 3/9 with 2INTs against Missouri.  After those games, people we calling for Chance Mock to play at QB, and if that name doesn’t ring a bell it’s because he didn’t do anything to make people forget about Young.  People in A2 forget this because of the game Young had against the Wolverines in the Rose Bowl, but Young finished with a 12:11 ratio on the season and had some tough performances even in wins.  The next year he emerged as a breakthrough player and led Texas to the title. 

I’m not saying Gardner is going to do that, but this game was a reminder of how fickle and infuriating the maturation process can be at times, and that the same player can have a stinker like today AND a performance against ND without there being anything wrong with him.  I suspect he’ll play better next week, but regardless of his performance it won’t change this past game or how the future plays out.  Every game is another data point, and sometimes you don’t realize there are outliers until time and distance it provides have given you some perception.  Gardner wasn’t a Heisman winner after last week and he’s not a bum after this one, but instead a work in progress like the rest of the team.

Worst:  Feelingball

I’m wheeling out my extra-tall soapbox now, so if you don’t want to hear my complain about fandom in general and UM followers in particular, feel free to skip to the next section.

What has always driven me crazy about the fandom in sports is the moralizing and dime-store psychoanalysis people place on players’ motivations.  A team plays well and people lionize the “heart” shown by the winners while questioning that of the loser.  Every down and distance becomes a Greek tragedy played out with a pigskin, and we want to equate higher meaning with 3rd-down conversions and missed blocks.  But that’s the thing – it’s just a game, and teams win and lose, players play well or poorly, for reasons that have nothing to do with their moral fiber or ability to “lead” men.

Both during and after the game, there was a contingent of fans who tried to make the game a referendum on these players.  They questioned the leadership displayed by Taylor Lewan apparently not getting the line “up” to block, as if Kalis, Miller, and Glasgow would have held their blocks if only they had cared more.  Gardner threw INTs not because he made a bad read or had a bit of bad luck, but because he wasn’t a leader out there and his receivers didn’t have confidence in him.  And in the postgame, when both Lewan and Gardner said they promised a better effort next week, people on the blog questioned their motives and suggested they had “heard this before” and UM still lost, proving that fans shouldn’t operate heavy machinery following a game because their blindness will undoubtedly cause accidents.

Sports were oftentimes used as stand-ins for battle both in real life as well as in narrative devices; we speak of “warriors of the gridiron” and its bond with iconography of good vs. evil and right vs. wrong is hard to ignore.  But in the end, sport is just a game, with winners and losers according to the rules of the contest.  To try to derive some greater meaning from it, to look deep into a man’s soul on a 3-yard run at the end of the game and hope to identify his humanity, is a foolish exercise.  I know people will continue to act this way long after I’m cold and in the ground, but I still hope that one day sports will be treated as the athletic contests they are, not the day of reckoning some yearn for them to embody.

Best:  Quick Hits

A couple of points that aren’t really worth their own sections:

  • I thought the secondary played okay, though the middle of the field was open seemingly for days at a time.  They also seemed to line up yards off receivers that didn’t seem able to really beat them in a race.  And to Akron’s credit, a couple of long receptions were the result of good throws; the one where I believe Taylor was beaten down the sideline in the 4th quarter by Smith was a great throw as much as any failure by the coverage.  That said, surprised Lewis got the nod over Stribling out there, especially given the size differences.
  • Al Borges called a decent enough game in my opinion, though he seemed afraid of running the veer too much early on even though Akron had no answer.  The inability of the line to run block certainly didn’t help; when UM needed yards late in the game they ran directly behind Lewan, which was obviously a positive but not great news for your inside running game.
  • I remain puzzled that Hoke did not go for it at 4-and-1 on UM’s 45 early on in the 4th quarter.  The numbers say putning is the right call, but one yard with Gardner in the gun seems quite doable.  I’m not a big fan of “momentum”, but getting a yard there gives UM a fresh set of downs and doesn’t put the ball on the foot of your admittedly-skittish punter who proceeded to shank the ball anyway.  Plus, I believe this was right after Akron nearly blocked the last punt.
  • Norfleet appears to have lost return privileges at least on punts, with Dileo back there in the second half.  That feels about right; I know Norfleet has shown great potential, but he continues to make the routine catches scary and still doesn’t seem to have a great sense of how to handle returns.  And with Dileo back there, it allowed the BTN announcers to talk about how he can run in space.  Because if there is one element of Dileo’s game we can ALL agree on, it is his blazing speed in space.

Best:  Release the Hounds

    The good news is that the UConn Huskies are an absolute tire-fire and UM should be rather motivated heading into the Cabella’s parking lot er Husky Stadium next week.  I hope for everyone’s sake it is a short game and next week’s recap is “Best:  Everything.”