The intruiging possibility of 4 more years of Hart puns

The intruiging possibility of 4 more years of Hart puns

Submitted by petered0518 on August 9th, 2009 at 9:34 PM

Probably the most well known 2011 recruit for Michigan fans is Demetrius(sp?) Hart. By all accounts he is an incredible talent and heavy michigan lean, thanks to our number one recruiter Ricardo Miller.

He sounds like a great player, however, I was thinking back to the literary genius from the newspapers the last time there was a diminutive running back named Hart at michigan. We were left with gems such as; "Hart Attack" and "running with Hart" and so on and so forth.

My question is, assuming Demetrius comes here, will the papers be able to step up the challenge? Did they exhaust their creative Hart puns the last time around or are they ready for more?
Also, anyone have any personal favorite newspaper headlines from the Hart years?

I believe that they will not only meet the challenge, but rise above and show off the full potential of the english language.
I, for one, am ready for a Hart-y laugh.