Drinking Game

Drinking Game

Submitted by stubob on November 19th, 2009 at 12:55 PM

For those of us forced to watch The Game on TV, any thoughts on a good drinking game to keep us entertained? It should be Michigan football related (so no "drink if Matt Millen says something about the Silverdome).

I'll get it started:

-mention of shoelaces
-true freshman QB (double for his brother or L.A. connections)
-Molk is mentioned
-Zoltan punts +50 yards
-HOLD ONTO THE GODDAMN BALL!
-Boren is mentioned
-Woody Hayes or Bo are mentioned
-stadium construction is featured

Incredibly OT - My roommate is hilariously trashed right now

Incredibly OT - My roommate is hilariously trashed right now

Submitted by MH20 on October 29th, 2009 at 6:38 PM

Okay, this isn't really board-worthy, but I feel like it could be a funny board topic. So my roommate took the N-Clex this morning (exam to be a certified RN) and apparently decided to blow off about 5 persons' worth of steam afterward.

So anyways, I get home from work at 6 and he is absolutely fall-down drunk, I mean the guy can barely stand up. He spent 10 minutes going on a rant about how he was Indiana Jones and that he was going to kill the UPS guy outside our apartment with his "Indiana Jones" powers. After saying this he promptly fell over, then yelled something totally incoherent.

Currently he is punching and swearing at his recliner because it "tried to beat me." Earlier he stumbled into the fridge and asked if it wanted to fight. I wish I had this on video, it's priceless.

So, anyone have funny stories of their roommate(s)/friends hilariously wasted and being total asses?

Oh wait, he's trying to fight his chair again. "It picked a fight with me!"