Where else was he gonna go, prison?

We need them to convert to Mormonism and just get after it.

It is the holiday of our affliction.

“I just thought about people eating four pounds of olives just outside of the Rite Aid and I was Flint is great.”

If you have to play in you’re not in

Never attribute to malice what can be attributed to the NCAA hockey committee.

He has the memory of a goldfish.

I had a pretty good rate of second dates but I usually didn’t make it past four or five.

I credit Izzo because I’m sure he’s making a lot of guys feel like they’re part of the team, and they’re going to remember this the rest of their lives.

Michigan could walk out of a plane crash in their practice jerseys and beat Illinois.