Scientists Unveil 3G Shoelace

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Seth December 22nd, 2011 at 3:10 PM


We interrupt your regularly scheduled afternoon to bring you this important science (Science!) update, courtesy of ESPN Sport Science and HT ChuckWood. It has a 15-second Wodka commercial introduction that's worth waiting through. Follow either link for findings such as:

  • Denard is like Michael Vick only faster (and with better quarterbacking numbers)
  • Denard can get up to 11 mph in four steps
  • Denard's top speed is somewhere close to 22 mph
  • Denard recreates the G force of a shuttle launch when he cuts.

Denard Robinson is made of dilithium. Science!