just zappin' burgers into existence from your bathtub like ya do 

beat 'em down

fingerguns at your own feet

mmmm, bleach

lots of sacks! uh, less offense.

crabbing about the ground game by popular demand

The guy who went to Alaska for eight, nine years looking for gold, he’s gonna give you your space.

backup quarterback's presence is a good thing this time

in before "i refuse to read this" 

yikes