the YOU'RE A BALLER guy is hard at work drawing bongs he has to label "gold medal"
"I was hit in the head by a tire back in dickety-three"
"Famous Mississippi State people include WorldCom whistle blower and 2002 Time co-person of the year, Cynthia Cooper. Former DOW Chemical president Hunter W. Henry Jr. and Fred Carl, Jr., Founder and CEO of Viking Range." For a given definition of famous, anyway.