when it's no longer worth it to get on all fours and lose your mind it may be time to pack it in

best enjoyed if you skipped the first five minutes or so

Michigan gets their best player back and nearly goes wire-to-wire in the lead against their chief rival. Funny how that works!

causing mass hysteria

please stop punching him in the corner i swear to god i'm gonna count 

upside is upside 

I don't know who gets to be Mr Red, decide amongst yourselves 

if someone could tell me who's going to inexplicably regress *before* football and basketball season previews get written that would be great thanks 

twos > bricks

Any win is a good win. Later is later.