“So we were starting to be a hockey team, a real team. And we’re starting to think, ‘We’re better than you.’ And we’re desperate, and we’re dangerous, and we got fuck-all to lose.” --Bobby Clarke

Look for Brian's Lasting Lessons, the dark and sordid history of MGoBlog, by John U. Bacon next fall.

"So Michigan is going to play against Dylan St Cyr in three different uniforms in three straight years??"

"Who's gonna roll the ball out now?"

"We have a strategic reserve of Muppets, so we gotta be careful."

"Tamper, tamper, tamper. Tamper. Tamper! Tamper."

"Someone on the internet was mad at you?? You've arrived, Alex. It's all downhill from here."

"The Iron D stood for 'Daddy' so we're just going to go with that."

"It’s really their fault for putting R. Kelly in my head."

"He's pretty feisty; I disliked him immensely."