Michigan's transfers are frantically bailing out a boat with no water in it 

broke 'em

note that this book is written, not thrown

100% total domination

gonna go withdraw some fundamentals

also: the Big Ten's most irrationally optimistic players 

all threes and no dunks makes jack a dull boy 

tried and triumphant

a near-flawless blowout with one big country-sized caveat

now putting the hammer down: the pips