A few minor recruiting notes

A few minor recruiting notes

Submitted by Gobluegr on December 14th, 2011 at 6:38 PM
247 sports is reporting that Michigan is in Peter Kalambayi's top 5. For those who don't know about him, he is a 2013 linebacker and an early four star on scout and 247. http://michigan.247sports.com/Board/59424/Michigan-makes-Top-Five-for-K… ... The Washingon Post is reporting that Michigan has offered 2013 DE Jonathan Allen. He is 42nd best player in the country according to 247 sports... This weekend is the Addidas Maximum Exposure showcase at the silverdome and most of the top underclassmen in Michigan will be there. This event resulted in quite a few offers last year, and this year could have the same results. http://michigan.247sports.com/Article/Adidas-Maximum-Exposure-Showcase-…

D-measuring, Sparty style

D-measuring, Sparty style

Submitted by allinforM on December 14th, 2011 at 5:22 PM


"It is what folks are doing around the league and it's our turn to catch up," he said. "And what you like to do… is leapfrog the guy who just went before us."

Ianni was adamant that the upgrade is not in response to U-M, specifically.

"The only place we have a rivalry with Michigan is on the field," he said.


ACE: Michigan offers '13 OL Logan Tuley-Tillman

ACE: Michigan offers '13 OL Logan Tuley-Tillman

Submitted by Ace on December 14th, 2011 at 12:36 PM

Just got a text from 2013 Peoria (IL) Manual OL Logan Tuley-Tillman, who said that he's just been offered a full scholarship from Michigan. Tuley-Tillman is a 6'7", 280-pound junior who project as a tackle at the next level, and he had early offers from Mizzou, Illinois, and Indiana. When I talked to him a couple weeks ago, here's what he had to say about potentially being offered:

ACE: How would a Michigan offer affect your recruitment?

LOGAN: I think that would shake up the whole landscape, and I'm pretty sure they would skyrocket to number one, just from what I've seen and the relationship I have with Coach Funk.

He's obviously in class now, but I'll see if I can talk to him further in the very near future. It sounds like Michigan is in great position with him.

A Boston Journalist Rips Tom Brady (Yes, OUR Tom Brady)

A Boston Journalist Rips Tom Brady (Yes, OUR Tom Brady)

Submitted by jtmc33 on December 14th, 2011 at 12:07 PM

This guy obviously doesn't realize that Tom Brady is Tom Brady.   Maybe he's a Jets fan or a Sparty-at-heart.    But seriously, this may be one of the first negative articles I've ever seen about Brady, and, from a Boston journalist none-the-less.

Also, a bonus Zoltan reference   




Dave Brandon Unveils Commemorative Lloyd Brady 2012 Sugar Bowl Uniforms

Dave Brandon Unveils Commemorative Lloyd Brady 2012 Sugar Bowl Uniforms

Submitted by Ghost of Bo on December 14th, 2011 at 12:28 AM

ANN ARBOR, Michigan (AP) - 

University of Michigan Athletic Director Dave Brandon unveiled a brand new look for the Wolverines football team in preparation for their January 3rd Sugar Bowl appearance against the Virginia Tech Hokies. The announcement caused a firestorm of controversy amongst boosters, university officials, and unemployed arm-chair blog-critics alike.

The audacious uniform design features a University of Michigan student known in fan circles as Lloyd Brady. Brady is screen-printed prominently above the familiar block M logo, holding a spoonful of sugar in rapturous delight to celebrate Michigan's BCS berth.

Ryan VanBergen models the new Wolverines designs and pensively contemplates suicide.

"This is all about extending the Michigan brand," said Brandon in front of an assembly of visibly shocked press correspondants and fans. "Lloyd Brady is an emblem of the plugged-in, 24/7 blogosphere. We worked hand-in-hand with Adidas to make sure he is presented in full splendor. These uniforms harken back to the great traditions of the past while looking forward, boldly, to the coming day when the tail of internet fandom will inevitably wag the dog."

When asked how the idea began, Brandon detailed a wild night of inspiration. "Well, the nebula of the idea started one evening at a local bar with Jim Brandstatter. Beers led to shots, shots led to harder stuff, and, well... Let's just say cocaine played a role. Jim was keyed up, to say the least. Rambling on about Michigan Replay, about how the spread offense was really an outgrowth of the homosexual agenda... lots of wild ideas. I saw his white, powdery mustache and made a comment about how apropos it looked in light of our sugar bowl appearance. Once we got on the subject of sugar, the rest is history."

From there, a team of over three-hundred Adidas designers set to work creating a Sugar Bowl uniform worthy of the annals of Michigan history. "I think, clearly, we're entering a new era in sportswear," said Marty Tisdale, senior game apparel supervisor at Adidas. "The front of the uniform makes a bold statement. This isn't your father's Michigan Wolverines, no way. This uniform is the sportswear equivalent of social media - it gets people talking. In fact, the uniforms are outfitted with smart chips and keypads sewn into the fabric. During timeouts, players can tweet messages, via voice recognition, to fans in real-time with the push of a button."

The eye-catching uniform backsides are sure to turn heads on Jan. 3rd.

"The front of the uniform is really the tip of the iceberg," said Tisdale. "The backside is where we really pushed the envelope. The forty-two block M's on the back represent Michigan's forty-two Big Ten championships. As you can also see, we've tastefully adorned the uniform with a ghost-twill, sweat-wicking logo decal of our marketing partners, Domino Sugar. We hope the fans will appreciate the surprising blend of unrestrained whimsy and soul-crushing corporate fellatio."

When asked what he thought of the design, head coach Brady Hoke muttered something indistinct, then caught Brandon's stern gaze. He then offered, rather half-heartedly, "Well, you know, I think they're... tremendous." 

The only coach who didn't seem on-board with the design was offensive coordinator Al Borges, who missed the press conference. He walked into the Schembechler Hall after his lunch break, took one look at the uniform concept, and turned away. After minutes of staring blankly out into the distance, hands in pockets, he said, "What have we done? God in heaven, what have we done?"

Brandon pays no mind to criticism, however. "The future is a scary thing to some people. I mean, think of the first facemasks. At the time, the guys wearing them looked pretty faggy. These are the next step in that evolution."

If Wolverine fans are unhappy with the Sugar Bowl uniforms, they can take heart; they are not permanent. Brandon also announced plans to wear different uniforms for each and every game next season, a total of twelve unique Adidas Tech-Fit designs. "Right now we're experimenting with different looks. Brandstatter and I like black-on-black, maize-on-maize, really eye-catching stuff." Then, with a furtive snort from a rolled hundred-dollar bill, Brandon added, "And of course, there's always white-on-white."