How are we going to have a defense without any dreds?
Previously: Last year's profiles. S Sammy Faustin, S German Green, CB Gemon Green, CB Vincent Gray, CB Myles "Spider" Sims, LB Cameron McGrone, DE Taylor Upshaw, DE Julius Welschof, DE Aidan Hutchinson, OL Jalen Mayfield, OL Ryan Hayes, TE Luke Schoonmaker, TE Mustapha Muhammad, WR Ronnie Bell, RB-ish Michael Barrett, FB Ben VanSumeren.
[photo: Ron Rigdon, Jefferson County Leader]
|Eureka, MO — 6'1", 212|
|24/7||3*, #1094 overall
#70 RB, #11 MO
|Rivals||3*, 5.6 rating
#40 RB, #12 MO
|ESPN||3*, 75 rating
#55 RB, #14 MO
|Composite||3*, #978 overall
#49 RB, #11 MO
|Other Suitors||Purdue, Wyoming|
|Previously On MGoBlog||Hello post from Ace.|
You know, you do a lot of these and they can get repetitive. I try to insulate you, the reader, from that by deleting most of the truly generic takes, but even the finished products can be a bit same-y. So it's with great pleasure that I present you with something never before seen in one of these posts or anywhere else: these three colors in one outfit.
Eureka Senior High School has some classy Washington-esque purple and gold duds, some bad Nike gray upon gray upon gray outfits, and then these pink, purple, and highlighter-yellow monstrosities that were surely the work of a four-year-old or criminally insane maniac. Adidas and Nike should leak these before every uniform reveal just so their latest attempt to make your favorite football team look like a sexy pterodactyl seems brilliant and understated by comparison. Hassan's senior highlight film cuts between various games and whenever it strikes on... this... your author vomit-snickers. It's a thing.
Anyway, Hassan Haskins. He's a running back.
[After THE JUMP: more about these uniforms, surely]