|3 days 6 hours ago||How the holy fuck are you not||
How the holy fuck are you not in Bolivia?
|3 days 21 hours ago||I am way too excited about||
I am way too excited about this idea.
|3 days 21 hours ago||Take it easy, Champ. Why||
|3 days 21 hours ago||(No subject)||
|3 days 23 hours ago||You fed the troll... Why did||
You fed the troll...
Why did you feed the troll?
|4 days 5 hours ago||I would be pissed about the||
I would be pissed about the twelve men wasted timeout, but let's be honest here, Hoke was never gonna use that timeout for anything productive anyway.
|4 days 5 hours ago||Watch yourself, that take is||
Watch yourself, that take is SCORCHING.
|4 days 6 hours ago||"You gotta pay the Troll Toll||
"You gotta pay the Troll Toll if you wanna get into that boy's soul"
|4 days 17 hours ago||Today has been such a shit||
Today has been such a shit day and then I get out of work 20 minutes ago to see Michigan lost to Maryland and all I could muster was a grunt and a "go figure..."
This is where the team is at. Losing to Maryland elicits a reaction that is on par with finding out that the cooler that holds my favorite drink in the nearby gas station broke down so now I have to stick my warm drink in the fridge for five minutes.
|1 week 3 days ago||The Eagles are 7-3 and atop the NFC East. The only||
The Eagles are 7-3 and atop the NFC East. The only way he loses his job at this point is if the Eagles collapse in a spectacular fashion or if he does something that disgraces the entire organization and his name and is immediately fired. If either of those scenarios come to fruition, would you really want the guy?
|2 weeks 16 hours ago||Stoops' resume is quite a bit||
Stoops' resume is quite a bit more impressive to me.
+124 Win/Loss to Lloyd's +82
8-7 Bowl Record to Lloyd's 6-7 (meh.)
Stoops' 12 years with double digit wins is nearly double that of Carr's (6 in 13 years)
Both have one early career championship, but Stoops had another shot in the same decade
If we are considering AP rankings, then Stoops has eight top 6 finishes including three top 3. Carr has three in the top 6 and one top 3.
|2 weeks 2 days ago||I'm trying to tell you that||
I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.
|2 weeks 2 days ago||I meant that I doubt that||
I meant that I doubt that comments made some four years ago when Rich Rod was our last coach are going to seriously affect whether or not the current or future AD makes a move to get him, no matter what the possibly-soon-to-be-former assistant AD thought of the situation.
|2 weeks 2 days ago||Thanks for sharing this info, but I would highly||
Thanks for sharing this info, but I would highly doubt this has any impact on the Harbaugh situation. I'm sure if he ever becomes head coach this will be a total non issue.
|2 weeks 3 days ago||"This was the same talk as||
So, what you're saying is that all we need to do is believe that the team will win and they will win?
|3 weeks 18 hours ago||I think Les is a great head coach. Is he a great||
I think Les is a great head coach. Is he a great human being? Ask again later.
|3 weeks 18 hours ago||doooooooooooooooosh||
|3 weeks 1 day ago||...#FireSeth? Am I doing this||
Am I doing this right? Is that where the pound key is supposed to go?
|3 weeks 2 days ago||You are assuming that an NFL team in desperate||
You are assuming that an NFL team in desperate need of Harbaugh would be willing to forfeit two crucial years of draft picks needed to help build his team.
|3 weeks 3 days ago||Sam has pretty much not said a single thing that||
Sam has pretty much not said a single thing that makes a luck if sense since he defended Brandon.
I don't know what he is doing...
|3 weeks 3 days ago||You do know that the only||
You do know that the only reason Jimmy Graham is still officially labelled as a tight end because the Saints don't want to pay him like the elite WR he actually is, right?
|3 weeks 5 days ago||Hoke? No. Hell no. HELL FUCKING NO. His issues run||
Hoke? No. Hell no. HELL FUCKING NO. His issues run way deeper than a OC rotation.
|3 weeks 5 days ago||Boom?||
|4 weeks 3 hours ago||I'd say "low"||
I'd say "low"
|4 weeks 4 hours ago||Heroes? You, the reader, for||
No need to thank me, Brian. I'm just doing my civic duty as an MGoPoster.
|4 weeks 1 day ago||Well, at least MGoBlog isn't||
Well, at least MGoBlog isn't yet self aware.
There is still time, humanity,,,
|4 weeks 2 days ago||You're internet famous!! You||
You're internet famous!!
You did it, buddy!!
You're living the millenial wet dream!!
But seriously, glad to have you back and in one piece.
|4 weeks 2 days ago||Don't understand why so many||
Don't understand why so many are completely discounting Morris already. Yes, he has shown us nothing so far that envokes confidence, but a lot of people forget that he lost his senior season to mono, had Borges as a coach for one year, and is in his first year with a new coordinator and a new scheme.
If he can't win the competition next year, then we can proclaim bust. But so far, he still has plenty of promise.
|4 weeks 3 days ago||(No subject)||
|4 weeks 4 days ago||You are making a lot of||
You are making a lot of assumptions about what might happen:
Firing him may not help Michigan get a new coach, but keeping him too long will absolutely hurt our chances at some of the hot names out there. Other teams need head coaches too, you know, and the slower Michigan is at beginning the process of looking, the worse our odds are of hiring one of the elite prospects.
Also, there are still four games to be played. Will Michigan win all four? I highly doubt they'll win even one of them. But they theoretically COULD win all four, so, let's say for shits and giggles they do. Great, Hoke is still fired for another 7 win season and the Morris Incident and his shitty conference record and everything else. BUT, let's say we have an interim coach who wins the last four games (Nuss or Mattison for example), that coach is now 4-0 at Michigan, with absolutely none of the baggage or past failures that Hoke bears.
Obviously, a Dead Coach Walking can't recruit kids if they know he won't be around to coach them. That said, you seriously don't think that an interim coach (like say Nuss or Mattison for example) wouldn't be able to sell them on the possibility of one of them remaining on as head coach past the end of the season?
|4 weeks 4 days ago||Well...||
|4 weeks 5 days ago||I was the only school that||
I was the only school that accepted an application letter written in crayon.
|4 weeks 6 days ago||Nope. No champion. And I wouldn't want it anyway.||
Nope. No champion. And I wouldn't want it anyway. Who wants to win by forfeit?
|4 weeks 6 days ago||How could you do this to me, WD?!? You were the||
How could you do this to me, WD?!? You were the most trusted name in Random Internet User Passing on Random Unsubstantiated Information AND THEN YOU THREW IT ALL AWAY AND FOR WHAT?!
But seriously, a little skepticism can go a long way. Also, snopes.com is your friend. It'll always be your friend.
|5 weeks 1 day ago||I'll also offer a congratulations on MGoBlog's new||
I'll also offer a congratulations on MGoBlog's new official snark reporter, "Crian Book"
Welcome to the blog!!
|5 weeks 1 day ago||"Hold me, Ace" does have a nice ring to||
"Hold me, Ace" does have a nice ring to it...
|5 weeks 2 days ago||I don't see it happening. I||
I don't see it happening. I know the Athletic Department hates us all, but I can't see Hoke coming back unless he wins out, which won't happen. Anything less than 8-4 means people riot in the streets, and people may still do that anyway.
|5 weeks 2 days ago||I'm guessing you don't||
I'm guessing you don't remember that Tressell had the same exact thing happen under his watch at Youngstown State in 1994...
|5 weeks 2 days ago||I would honestly take the||
I would honestly take the weekend off. Go somewhere where you furnishings and general well being are not in grave danger.
|5 weeks 3 days ago||Conspiracy? I would argue Clarity||
|6 weeks 3 hours ago||Use Malwarebytes to get rid of adware, spyware,||
Use Malwarebytes to get rid of adware, spyware, what not...
As for whether or not the site is the source of these, I have no clue but I would doubt it. I've never had any issue with pop ups or ads.
|6 weeks 1 day ago||Hip||
|6 weeks 3 days ago||Why is that, Brutus?||
Why is that, Brutus?
|6 weeks 4 days ago||Agreed, yet they still almost||
Agreed, yet they still almost beat LSU. No, they aren't beating Georgia or Florida State, but every other game left is absolutely winnable.
|6 weeks 5 days ago||Why do people assume Florida is guaranteed to make||
Why do people assume Florida is guaranteed to make a change? They are 3-1 with only a loss to Alabama.
Sure, barely scraping by Tennessee isn't anything to write home about but they also beat a 5-1 Kentucky squad who has wins against Vanderbilt and South Carolina, which is still worth something.
They can absolutely finish with 9-10 wins this year.
|6 weeks 5 days ago||I'd be okay with this if Michigan can't get one of||
I'd be okay with this if Michigan can't get one of the Harbaughs.
|7 weeks 5 hours ago||It is incredibly depressing that we have to think||
It is incredibly depressing that we have to think of beating Northwestern or Indiana as stealing a win.
Thanks, Dave Brandon.
|7 weeks 2 days ago||c'mon man, everyone knows you don't actually put||
c'mon man, everyone knows you don't actually put realistic options on the list.
|7 weeks 2 days ago||I would have a hard time believing he stays.||
I would have a hard time believing he stays. Between the Morris incident, the 10 man special teams, and getting blown out by Notre Dame, Utah, and Minnesota, while also losing to fucking Rutgers, I don't think the end result will make anyone forget the first half of the season.
Plus, if the team actually does go on a tear, my guess is the general reaction of the fan base will be one of the following: 1) "where the fuck was this in the first half of the season?!?" and 2) "Hoke can only win when there is no pressure/expectation."
|7 weeks 3 days ago||I thoroughly enjoyed this and some of the||
I thoroughly enjoyed this and some of the comments. Very well done.
|7 weeks 5 days ago||... go||
... go on.
|8 weeks 2 min ago||(No subject)||
Damn! DOUBLE POST NOOB!!!!
Neg me to Hell!!
|8 weeks 2 min ago||(No subject)||
|8 weeks 6 hours ago||witch hunt for some, justice for||
witch hunt for some, justice for others.
|8 weeks 1 day ago||Cut off a head and two more shall take its||
Cut off a head and two more shall take its place!
|8 weeks 2 days ago||I guess my advice is do whatever you all think||
I guess my advice is do whatever you all think you'd enjoy the most. My friends all live out of state, so when they come visit, we just try to have fun and not worry about sports or our fantasy football league cause that tends to bum one of us out.
So I guess if you guys think you'd enjoy tailgating, you should do that. But me? I'd want to stay away from the stuff that is stressing me out and bringing me down cause that shit will just ruin my mood, if only for a little while.
Fuck, it sucks thinking of Michigan football like that...
|8 weeks 2 days ago||yeah, he started the "peppers was not injured and||
yeah, he started the "peppers was not injured and furious about not playing" rumor.
|8 weeks 2 days ago||Who, me? For what?||
Who, me? For what?
|8 weeks 3 days ago||You know that Brian doesn't||
You know that Brian doesn't have a monopoly on Michigan blogging, right? Please tell me you know that...
|8 weeks 3 days ago||You know that Brian doesn't||
You know that Brian doesn't have a monopoly on Michigan blogging, right? Please tell me you know that...
|8 weeks 3 days ago||His point is actually that ANY OF US could do||
His point is actually that ANY OF US could do better.
|8 weeks 3 days ago||I just realized that "Radioactive" is a pretty god||
I just realized that "Radioactive" is a pretty god damn accurate song for the state of the program.
|8 weeks 3 days ago||My bad. I google self||
My bad. I google self immolation and used that one, since I sort of enjoy Rage Against the Machine. If it's too political or inappropriate, I apologize and I'll take my lashings for it.
|8 weeks 4 days ago||We, as fans, are past the point of worrying about||
We, as fans, are past the point of worrying about the dubious effects of mid season firings in the program. Michigan absolutely cannot keep Hoke around any longer when he is putting player safety at risk, whether intentionally or by negligence. He has to be fired today.
|8 weeks 4 days ago||Just saw Deadspin put up their article condemning||
Just saw Deadspin put up their article condemning Hoke for the non-decision.
This is by far the most embarrassed I have ever been as a Michigan fan in my entire life. Losing is one thing, but pure incompetence in the form of not paying enough attention to your own players safety is so far beyond the line.
Hoke needs to be let go.
|8 weeks 4 days ago||Re: Miami --> Bama,IIRC, the story was thay||
Re: Miami --> Bama,
IIRC, the story was thay Saban was negotiating with Bama during the final weeks of the season, while he was still coaching the Dolphins and publicly denying that he would be the next Alabama HC, which is why he was hired so fast.
Probably not relevant, but he was absolutely flayed by the media for how he supposedly handled the entire process.
|8 weeks 4 days ago||(No subject)||
|8 weeks 4 days ago||(No subject)||
|8 weeks 4 days ago||What is this "Coaching"?...Is it||
What is this "Coaching"?
...Is it bad?
|8 weeks 4 days ago||We aren't getting Harbough, but I will be furious||
We aren't getting Harbough, but I will be furious if the school doesn't offer him double digit millions guaranteed for life tomorrow.
|8 weeks 6 days ago||(No subject)|
|9 weeks 15 hours ago||I wasn't trying to make a case that Winston is||
I wasn't trying to make a case that Winston is innocent or not of raping that woman. I don't know that answer any more than you know. None of us know what exactly went down and how consensual it was or wasn't.
I was just saying that, in absence of that 100% indisputable knowledge of what exactly occurred (which that alleged video would've provided, had it not supposedly been deleted), any court case would boil down to essentially to a "he said, she said" scenario regarding whether she was raped by a stranger or engaged in consensual sex with a football player with the ulterior motive of extorting him should he become famous. In that situation, a slightly racist extortion letter would obviously not help her in trying to make a case that she was an innocent woman who was raped by someone who by sheer coincidence was an athlete who went on to become famous.
(Disclaimer: I am not judging the woman in the previous paragraph, nor am I claiming to know anything about her or Winston or what happened. Also, I'm not a lawyer, and therefore know nothing of the lawyerin' outside of a few viewings of A Few Good Men and Liar, Liar)
|9 weeks 1 day ago||Very true, but in these types||
Very true, but in these types of cases, absense of any damning facts, it basically boils down to a "he said, she said," and if she was indeed trying to go the extortion route, it would seriously damage her credibilty in the judgemental eye of the public and subsequently any jury.
|9 weeks 2 days ago||You are the best, Space||
You are the best, Space Coyote.
|9 weeks 2 days ago||Magnus with the||
Magnus with the dagger!!
|9 weeks 2 days ago||Things is good. Stuff||
Things is good. Stuff alright.
|9 weeks 2 days ago||"There are plenty of others... "Really? Cause 5||
"There are plenty of others... " Really? Cause 5 of those people you named have been involved or are currently involved in academic and/or off field scandals that brought shame to their reputation and/or reputation of their universities. And that's not including Saban. (For the record, I don't think Saban is the devil, but he definitely does not fit criteria #5. See: Prothro, Tyrone* and his Gen Studies degree from the prestigious University of Alabama)
*autocorrect went for Tyler, not Tyrone. feel free to insert thatsracist.gif
|9 weeks 4 days ago||You may want to retake that||
You may want to retake that vow of silence.
|9 weeks 4 days ago||I understand, but know that Utah is probably||
I understand, but know that Utah is probably better than 3/4 of the Big Ten.
And this loss still blows dick.
|10 weeks 1 day ago||I hate Penn State so god damn much. At this point,||
I hate Penn State so god damn much. At this point, the fans and the students are just publicly spitting on the victims and their families and daring anyone to call them out for it. Well fuck them and fuck Penn State. I hope none of those people live to see Penn State win anything, since they just care so damn much about winning.
|10 weeks 1 day ago||Just because your business is profitable doesn't||
Just because your business is profitable doesn't mean your business is smart.
|10 weeks 2 days ago||Was Funchess able to practice yesterday?"We won't||
Was Funchess able to practice yesterday?
|10 weeks 5 days ago||I was going to make a joke, something about||
I was going to make a joke, something about adjusting to the world outside of the harsh realities of prison life, but this kid really needs some serious help and I sincerely hope that he gets it ASAP.
Though seeing as he is probably going right to back to prison, my guess is he will never get that help and now I am sad.
|11 weeks 6 hours ago||the public had issue with the initial suspension,||
the public had issue with the initial suspension, which was given after league sources (and now the police investigators) had said that the NFL had seen the tape. Now that the tape has been leaked to the public, The NFL and Goodell are backtracking furiously, claiming they actually never saw it and that the police, the casino guards, and everyone in the media are all lying, even though they never bothered to deny those comments a month ago when they were made.
LSS, Goodell made a piss poor decision, made a half asses attempt to backtrack when called out initially, then when he was called out again he tried to save face by calling almost literally everyone else involved a liar. He has completely fucked up the entire process in a spectacular fashion.
|11 weeks 2 days ago||I expected Michigan would go 9-3 or 10-2 and I||
I expected Michigan would go 9-3 or 10-2 and I also expected that Michigan would lose 2 of the three games against major rivals (ND, OSU, MSU). As of today, those are still possibilities.
We need to accept that ND may be better than advertised and Ohio State may be worse, especially without Miller. If the team can still achieve my expected goal of 9-10 wins, then I personally don't give a shit if Michigan lost to ND by 50, cause the big picture is what is most important.
If Michigan gets double digit wins, nobody is going to say that the entire season was a complete waste because Michigan was blanked by Notre Dame.
|11 weeks 2 days ago||Well Count: 6||
Well Count: 6
|11 weeks 2 days ago||What about a BASEketball||
What about a BASEketball school?
|11 weeks 2 days ago||Couldn't have said it any||
Couldn't have said it any better myself. Kudos to you and good luck to the guy.
|11 weeks 2 days ago||Other than Reggie Bush and OJ||
Other than Reggie Bush and OJ Mayo, who else was responsible for taking money at USC?
It was literally those two guys taking gifts from an outside agent and a few free long distance calls for the women's tennis team. That's it.
Penn State's Head Coach, Athletic Director, and university President were all implicated and several more high level officials were charged with perjury. The crimes are officially dated as far back as 1994, but it is widely accepted that this could have been going on as far back as the late 60's to early 70's during the beginning of his coaching career.
I feel bad for the innocent players of both schools, but if you don't crater a football program for knowingly harboring a suspected (and eventually convicted) pedophile for over 15 years , then you might as well not even exist as an enforcement agency.
|11 weeks 2 days ago||People are just pissy||
People are just pissy (rightfully or no) and some are looking for any little thing to lash out at.
|11 weeks 3 days ago||Mark my word, Cole is going||
While you're at it, can I have next month's lotto numbers?
|11 weeks 3 days ago||I'm about 99% sure that Hoke is addressing the||
I'm about 99% sure that Hoke is addressing the annoying vocal portion of our fan base that keeps bitching about putting Morris in and how this team is so terrible and talentless that they will struggle to break even and not the people bitching about the quality of his own work.
|11 weeks 3 days ago||I still say Michigan finishes||
I still say Michigan finishes 9-3.
|11 weeks 3 days ago||Hold me, Brown Bear...||
Hold me, Brown Bear...
|11 weeks 3 days ago||This take is SCORCHING.||
This take is SCORCHING.
|11 weeks 3 days ago||If (IF!!!) Michigan fires||
If (IF!!!) Michigan fires Hoke then they will promote Nuss. He's the only actual candidate for the job that I've heard since everyone else is wrapped up in the Harbaugh pipe dream or eyeing spread guys.
Bonus: that would also mean no multi year transition period! Yayayayayayay!
|11 weeks 3 days ago||SO WE'LL BUILD HIM A GOLDEN||
SO WE'LL BUILD HIM A GOLDEN ONE
|11 weeks 3 days ago||What if he's a raging||
What if he's a raging alcoholic who punts kittens and leave babies unattended in their strollers in crowded places?
|11 weeks 3 days ago||So what you are saying is we||
So what you are saying is we should be more like State... Am I reading your comment correctly?
|11 weeks 3 days ago||You seem fun.||
You seem fun.
|11 weeks 3 days ago||I don't think you remember||
I don't think you remember everyone saying the exact same thing about MSU last year. It didn't work out for them either.
|11 weeks 3 days ago||Team #1 - SPARTYTeam #2 -||
Team #1 - SPARTY
Team #2 - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
|11 weeks 3 days ago||And now you know that they||
And now you know that they also have a song called "Stinkfist."
I'll give you a dollar if you can guess what it's about.
|11 weeks 3 days ago||Like who? Not to pick on you, but I hear a lot of||
Like who? Not to pick on you, but I hear a lot of people saying we had all these options in 2007 and 2011 and yet the only two names we we're hearing with any serious interest was Miles, Rodriguez, and Hoke.
|11 weeks 3 days ago||Go back to your old pic! You said you would||
Go back to your old pic! You said you would Brutus!
|11 weeks 4 days ago||Oh my god, thank you so much||
Oh my god, thank you so much for this gif!
|11 weeks 4 days ago||You're really gonna discount the guy entirely||
You're really gonna discount the guy entirely after his second game here?
|11 weeks 4 days ago||And those candidates would be...?C'mon buddy,||
And those candidates would be...?
C'mon buddy, you're almost there...
I believe in you...
|11 weeks 4 days ago||Well, hey we could promote Nussm-||
Well, hey we could promote Nussm- oh.......
|11 weeks 4 days ago||*acceptable||
|11 weeks 4 days ago||lemons all at once or can I spread them out over a||
lemons all at once or can I spread them out over a period of time?
|11 weeks 4 days ago||(No subject)|
|11 weeks 4 days ago||I AM NOT SHITTING YOU GUYS||
I AM NOT SHITTING YOU GUYS AND GALS, I AM STARVING AND WAS JUST THINKING OF GOING DOWNSTAIRS AND GETTING A SNACK AND REALIZED ALL WE HAVE IS COMBOS AND THEN I THOUGHT WHY NOT CHECK MGOBLOG AND HOLY SHIT, BRIAN WENT ON A RANT ABOUT COMBOS AND I HAVE THESE NEW PSYCHIC POWERS
|11 weeks 5 days ago||Agreed. I managed to swindle my way out of work||
Agreed. I managed to swindle my way out of work tonight but had I not, the Twitter updates would've been how I followed the game.
|11 weeks 5 days ago||Seriously, fuck those||
Seriously, fuck those guys
|11 weeks 6 days ago||Uh, okay guy... never said otherwise.My point||
Uh, okay guy... never said otherwise.
My point that you clearly missed was how can ESPN claim any journalistic integrity when they have a vested interest in hyping up the SEC? Whether or not they are the best (and I tend to agree that they are for now, just not by as much as everyone wants to believe), ESPN has a tangible benefit to keep promoting them over the other conferences, which seems like a conflict of interest for a self proclaimed news organization.
|11 weeks 6 days ago||And now a comment from myself that is actually a||
And now a comment from myself that is actually a response to the OP: This is most likely a typical devil's advocate counterpoint, probably written at the 11th hour to fill some quota.
|11 weeks 6 days ago||I know that ESPN's journalistic integrity is||
I know that ESPN's journalistic integrity is almost nonexistent at this point, but wouldn't their relationship with the SEC network be a huge conflict of interest?
I know they aren't legally doing anything wrong, but I don't understand how anyone can watch sportscenter or ESPN news and see constant highlights and opinions from SEC v cupcake blowouts without noticing how incredibly self serving this is...
|11 weeks 6 days ago||Downvoted for "fuckeyes." You're better than that,||
Downvoted for "fuckeyes." You're better than that, mister....
|11 weeks 6 days ago||To be fair to NBC, Hannibal is AMAZING if you can||
To be fair to NBC, Hannibal is AMAZING if you can stomach a healthy dose of the old ultraviolence.
|11 weeks 6 days ago||I always envisioned you looking like Herm's||
I always envisioned you looking like Herm's pic.
|12 weeks 2 hours ago||My issue with rooting for||
My issue with rooting for them in non-Michigan games is that you are essentially rooting for MSU to go 11-1 every year, and as their fans have shown countless times during the Dantonio Era, they are fucking annoying when anything good happens to them.
So no, I will not be rooting for State or Oregon, but I will be amused by an Oregon win.
|12 weeks 2 hours ago||(No subject)||
|12 weeks 4 hours ago||For every one rational State fan, there are||
For every one rational State fan, there are hundreds of screeching, delusional mouth breathers who think these exact thoughts. This is why I will never, ever, under any circumstances root for State when it does not tangibly benefit Michigan to do so.
|12 weeks 4 hours ago||I don't regret knocking out my gen ed requirements||
I don't regret knocking out my gen ed requirements at a CC. I know too many people who rushed from my town straight to some MAC colleges and flamed out within a year or so.
|12 weeks 4 hours ago||0-0 tie sounds like the best outcome I've heard||
0-0 tie sounds like the best outcome I've heard yet.
|12 weeks 17 hours ago||"Joe McKnight drove his girlfriends bosses Range||
"Joe McKnight drove his girlfriends bosses Range Rover a couple times and it made Sportscenter."
Right? I mean look at these pleebs getting their panties in a bunch over the totally normal everyday occurrence of driving your girlfriend's boss's expensive car around town.
Spare me, buddy.
|12 weeks 4 days ago||One game against a Sun Belt||
One game against a Sun Belt team does not a Heisman make.
|12 weeks 5 days ago||it's be shocked if Butt was 100% healthy before||
it's be shocked if Butt was 100% healthy before 2015.
|12 weeks 5 days ago||first team: fine.second team: also, fine.guys||
first team: fine.
|12 weeks 5 days ago||(No subject)|
|12 weeks 6 days ago||I'll be at home, clutching my complementary||
I'll be at home, clutching my complementary screaming pillow while I also weep into it.
|12 weeks 6 days ago||god||
|12 weeks 6 days ago||Well, it was a pretty good impression. Good||
Well, it was a pretty good impression. Good effort, loved the intensity.
|13 weeks 7 hours ago||Also, not to jack this thread, but the guy with||
Also, not to jack this thread, but the guy with the second overall pick took McCoy and then traded him to me 4 days later for Antonio Brown. lol
|13 weeks 7 hours ago||I'm not too worried about McCoy's situation, but I||
I'm not too worried about McCoy's situation, but I tend to go for the most "sure thing" type of pick, so I would go AP.
|13 weeks 1 day ago||(No subject)||
|13 weeks 1 day ago||I never saw the show (being too young to watch it||
I never saw the show (being too young to watch it when it started and all), but I always enjoy the discussion of ambiguous endings in TV, film, and books.
What's interesting to me is the discussion of why the open ending worked so well for "The Shield" while "The Sopranos" still catches shit for it.
|13 weeks 1 day ago||Those commercials man... 49 cents for a||
Those commercials man... 49 cents for a cheeseburger!?
|13 weeks 1 day ago||I cant imagine that doing this will turn out well||
I cant imagine that doing this will turn out well for you, your kid, or the people around you.
But who knows, I may end up wrong. My advice is wait a few years until they can actually process what is going on around them.
|13 weeks 2 days ago||That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in||
That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.
|13 weeks 3 days ago||I occasionally used Wiziwig when we canceled TV||
I occasionally used Wiziwig when we canceled TV and they usually had a variety of options for different levels of bandwith. The flash streams were usually capped at just below HD quality, but they offered HD streams through a peer to peer program.
|13 weeks 3 days ago||So, I can pay for cable/satellite, pay for three||
So, I can pay for cable/satellite, pay for three separate and expensive (and in one case illegal) programs, or just google "stream [insert team & sport] game" in my chrome browser with Ad blocker extension...
|13 weeks 5 days ago||"Well" count:||
"Well" count: 5
|13 weeks 5 days ago||Let me tell you something. He||
Let me tell you something. He hasn’t even begun to peak. And when he does peak, you’ll know. Because he's gonna peak so hard that everybody in Philadelphia’s gonna feel it.
|13 weeks 5 days ago||1927 would have to be right||
1927 would have to be right up there for me, because concern trolling is just the worst.
|13 weeks 5 days ago||I'd say you are my favorite,||
I'd say you are my favorite, if only because every time I see your username, it makes me smile. But you have to go back to your previous photo of that one recruiting guy from colorado. That pic sold it for me.
|13 weeks 5 days ago||12 Team PPR + Standard||
QB Andy Dalton, Cin
RB Eddie Lacy, GB
RB Ben Tate, Cle
WR A.J. Green, Cin
WR Antonio Brown, Pit
TE Kyle Rudolph, Min
FLEX Roddy White, Atl
D/ST Cardinals D/ST
K Dan Bailey, Dal
RB Trent Richardson, Ind
RB Joique Bell, Det
RB Danny Woodhead, SD
RB Stevan Ridley, NE
WR Emmanuel Sanders, Den
TE Jordan Reed, Wsh
WR Rueben Randle, NYG
Basically, I'm hoping that at least two of my non-Lacey RBs blow up so I can parlay them into a decent QB. Also, Fun Fact: Andy Dalton went undrafted in this league. I dropped Eli, whom I picked in a panic with my 3rd-to-final-round pick after I watched both Phillip Rivers and Tony Romo get picked right before me...
|13 weeks 6 days ago||I get the feeling that you posted this solely||
I get the feeling that you posted this solely based off a bet with someone to see how many times you can say some variation of leaders.
Because otherwise, what you just wrote makes no sense and is still incredibly vague. It's like you're having a secret conversation with yourself where only you can understand what you mean, and yet you decided to include us.
|14 weeks 3 hours ago||Depends on if Hackenberg can make the sophomore||
Depends on if Hackenberg can make the sophomore leap, if Conner Cook can build on the momentum from last year, and if the O line can give Devin two seconds to process the world around him before he is swept off his feet.
I'd say right now, knowing what little we all know, Devin should be the best QB in the Big Ten this year.
|14 weeks 5 hours ago||Also, I didn't mean for that question/post to come||
Also, I didn't mean for that question/post to come off as confrontational as it sounds when I read it.
|14 weeks 5 hours ago||Can I ask a genuine question? What features do||
Can I ask a genuine question? What features do Apple fans deem "must have" that pure Android doesn't have?
If anything, Apple has been borrowing from some of Android's great features, like the notification panels and the widgets for iOS8.
I can definitely understand something like fragmentation being a serious issue, but other than that, what advantages are there in iOS?
(Also, please do not mention "stability" as a major factor, because I've seen my fair share of Apple devices that are so laggy and buggy that they are practically inoperable. Bottom line, both OS still have some issues.)
|14 weeks 6 hours ago||When my old GS3 was root-able, I tried, loved, and||
When my old GS3 was root-able, I tried, loved, and ran with cyanogenmod over stock Touchwiz but I would occasionally check out other Roms like AOKP, Slimbean (I think was the name), Carbon, etc. and I always went back to CM.
My advice, just keep using the Cyanogenmod stable releases. I rarely had any issues with the stable ones and I'm not sure whether they even bother with the unstable nightlies on their official device.
|14 weeks 1 day ago||This probably won't be||
This probably won't be possible with this new comment system, but I really liked the old self moderation and greying out trolling/flamebait comments. I may be wrong but it seemed to help in minimizing trolls by labeling their comments as trolling/flamebait and then hiding the comment until a mod could review and delete it, denying the troll the one thing he/she seeks: attention.
Also, (and I know this is a mobile app thing and to whoever controls that) it would also probably go a long way in helping against trolls if the mobile apps were closer to the site, and by that, I mean that I see quite a few people here still responding to troll accounts because the apps don't remove their comments (or in some cases, entire troll threads *cough* Peppers ACL *cough*) when the mods do. There are times when I scroll through the app and still see threads and comments that were deleted several hours ago, and I have no doubt that that is how certain trolls like "1927" aka "1928" can keep getting their rocks off.
|14 weeks 1 day ago||I like Nike stuff, too, but||
I like Nike stuff, too, but I've had a much better experience with Under Armour apparel in general. They make the good stuff for me.
|14 weeks 1 day ago||From my limited perspective,||
From my limited perspective, people had been clamoring for Not-Adidas.
|14 weeks 2 days ago||Probably, but I figured, like the OP, that now||
Probably, but I figured, like the OP, that now that journalists are citing sources saying he's out for the season as opposed to "out indefinitely" or "out for an extended period of time" I figured it was probably relevant to link.
|14 weeks 2 days ago||The 1:02 pm ET tweet from the||
The 1:02 pm ET tweet from the article, lest people see the headline and proclaim "OLD NEWS!!1!"
|14 weeks 2 days ago||Re: Brandon, it kind of||
Re: Brandon, it kind of seemed like he had a mix of bad luck and questionable decisions. He seemed like a nice enough guy for the most part, but he had some baggage coming in. Between the stuff with him and Steve Lorenz, some questions of twitter usage to contacting recruits (before MGoBlog), the recruiting article that set up The Purge 2013(tm), and just some articles of questionable relevance, I'm just kind of glad to start anew.
I feel bad saying that, especially now when he isn't here to defend himself, but it sounds like he's moving on up and we're starting fresh and it's probably for the best. Good luck to him.
|14 weeks 2 days ago||To be fair, that is a tough||
To be fair, that is a tough act to follow. Tom was (and still is) held in high regard on this site
|14 weeks 2 days ago||If that is really his twitter||
If that is really his twitter account, then I hop this kid gets the start, 'cause my god...
URBS, PLEASE, I AM BEGGING YOU, LET THIS MAN TWEET AGAIN!!
|14 weeks 3 days ago||He is. The mods have been deleting his comments||
He is. The mods have been deleting his comments all night. Might become the first to receive an IP ban, whatever good that will or will not do.
|14 weeks 4 days ago||I'm on the side of blaming youth, bringing the||
I'm on the side of blaming youth, bringing the longstanding argument of: O lineman do not typically start until they are junior/senior and freshman starters generally = DOOM.
|14 weeks 4 days ago||Damn, all these takes from one scrimmage are||
Damn, all these takes from one scrimmage are SCORCHING.
|14 weeks 5 days ago||I like that the iPhone app has ads for Google||
I like that the iPhone app has ads for Google Now.
Also, here's hoping for an Android version.
|14 weeks 5 days ago||How do you keep coming to the||
How do you keep coming to the conclusion that these people were previously exclusively homosexual and are now exclusively straight? It seems that you are defining an entire group of people because two studies say that some of the older generation may not have been strictly gay and rather bisexual (which is a totally different thing) and just experimented with their sexuality and have now decided, for any number of reasons that were undisclosed in these studies, to settle down with someone of the opposite sex. How do you know they didn't just find true love and that person happened to be a member of the opposite sex?
It's not reasonable to conclude anything about a large group of historically repressed people based on a small sample in a poorly constructed long term study.
|14 weeks 5 days ago||You say studies (plural) and||
You say studies (plural) and cite ONE study in the UK with no link, and then you give two examples of celebrities who identify themselves as bisexual.
Good job sciencing there, buddy.
|14 weeks 5 days ago||Maybe because these are but a||
Double Post Noob!!!
|14 weeks 6 days ago||Bees!?||
|15 weeks 7 hours ago||Because being openly gay still holds a stigma in||
Because being openly gay still holds a stigma in some circles, particularly ones that encourage a bro-heavy, macho culture among it's fans and players. If Sarafin was a golfer, this would probably not be a big deal. If he was a UFC fighter, this would be a huge deal.
But football prides itself on team unity and sticking by your teammates, which tells me that being a gay football player probably doesn't mean as much to the players and coaches as much as the media and society, where it is still a foreign concept seeing as this guy is, like, the first active college player to come out.
Also, never compare anything to your sobriety ever again, because no one cares.
|15 weeks 20 hours ago||(No subject)||
|15 weeks 1 day ago||Hoping for USC & LSU, even||
Hoping for USC & LSU, even though I know it's a pipe dream.
|15 weeks 1 day ago||You always do||
You always do that!!
|15 weeks 1 day ago||I will! This is America! If||
I will! This is America! If you don't like it, you can get out!
|15 weeks 2 days ago||Please don't leave. I feel I||
Please don't leave. I feel I can safely say that I am one of many who really enjoy your write ups here and on M n' B and it would be a fucking crime if this site were to lose you. You're write ups are killer and you are one of the few people here who can disagree with someone and bring a calm and well reasoned arguement to the table in the middle of an all out flamewar.
For real, if you get banned, I will fucking boycott and petition this site. I am not joking.
|15 weeks 2 days ago||Brian, I like and agree with 95% of the stuff you||
Brian, I like and agree with 95% of the stuff you post, but this... this was a bit much, man.
I know you're pissed, but you don't need to take it out on SC, especially when his comment was so innocuous...
|15 weeks 3 days ago||How are you still posting? Weren't you nuked to||
Edit: nvm. Posted in reply to a different comment from a known troll who I thought had been nuked to oblivion.
Neg away! I deserve the shame!
|15 weeks 4 days ago||Yep... looks like you'll do||
Yep... looks like you'll do just fine here, not-Heiko... Just fine...
|15 weeks 5 days ago||It's just not as effective as||
It's just not as effective as Advil!
|15 weeks 5 days ago||DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?? WHAT?? I'M SORRY, I CAN'T||
DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?? WHAT?? I'M SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING OVER THE ROAR OF THE ANGRY MOB!
|15 weeks 5 days ago||I'd be fine with them if they||
I'd be fine with them if they didn't have the striped numbers. Also, I really hope they won't be wearing those yellow cleats with these...
|15 weeks 6 days ago||Devin hadn't played QB in nearly a||
Devin hadn't played QB in nearly a year.
|15 weeks 6 days ago||What is more telling is that Narduzzi's three||
What is more telling is that Narduzzi's three straight top ten defenses follow Michigan's three straight years of tire fire...
|16 weeks 18 hours ago||I also really wish that I||
I also really wish that I checked my comments for spelling errors and auto correct errors before I post them...
|16 weeks 20 hours ago||Welcome! No||
Welcome! No pressure.
|16 weeks 23 hours ago||This is a good thing. I'm tired of Southern||
This is a good thing. I'm tired of Southern Tennessee Tech or whomever holding back college football.
Side note: I really wish that No Pelini had possessed this current "IDGAF" attitude much earlier in his coaching career.
|16 weeks 1 day ago||At least they got their free||
At least they got their free hat. These guys are still waiting...
|16 weeks 1 day ago||How about this: offer every athlete free||
How about this: offer every athlete free disability insurance, cut down on weekly practice time or offer it later in the day after classes are finished, and let the athlete make money off of their image, i.e. signing things for cash, compensating a player for using his image in promotional material, percentage of jersey sales, etc...
It makes no sense for the NCAA to say that they can make money off of the athletes but the athletes themselves cannot, and if they really care about their players, the NCAA would provide them with better health care/insurance and cut back/reschedule practice time for the benefit of their supposedly priceless education.
|16 weeks 1 day ago||So instead of the NCAA getting rich off the||
So instead of the NCAA getting rich off the athletes' backs, it's the parents?
No thank you.
|16 weeks 2 days ago||1.) You bit on someone's (in||
1.) You bit on someone's (in this case, Schlabach's) obvious flamebait
2.) You broadcasted to the MGoCommunity that you bit on someone's (in this case, Schlabach's) obvious flamebait and then asked for our thoughts.
3.) Someone on the internet shockingly posted some snark directed towards your handling of the subject.
4.) You took it personally.
5.) When someone pointed this out to you, you doubled down on your initial feelings instead of admitting that you took something way too personally.
6.) You proceeded to proclaim that it is a problem with the community and that you've done nothing wrong and then fire off a bunch of pouty comments.
Look, I don't know you personally and you've contributee some nice stuff before, but I will swear on my life that I have witnessed you go through the above process at least twice before on this board. Just stop taking stuff so personally and avoid the flamebait articles.
|16 weeks 3 days ago||I agree that if South Carolina faced those teams,||
I agree that if South Carolina faced those teams, it'd be a bloodbath. Same as if Michigan, Nebraska, Penn State, or Wisconsin decided to face Kentucky, Tennessee, Arkansas, or Florida right now.
|16 weeks 3 days ago||Shit like this makes me||
Shit like this makes me wonder how anyone can say that they are proud to be an OSU grad without an ounce of sarcasm. Penn State aside, in the last few years, I don't think any other school has had more people stand up in support of several terrible causes.
|16 weeks 3 days ago||Yeah, I would've waled right||
Yeah, I would've waled right the fuck out of there upon seeing that credit card sign.
|16 weeks 3 days ago||Well, I'm sure that if||
Well, I'm sure that if they're friends of yours then they must be some fine, trustworthy chaps indeed!
|16 weeks 3 days ago||I'm cautiously||
|16 weeks 3 days ago||Yes.||
|16 weeks 3 days ago||...those other three are not||
Yeah, Greg Mattison is totally out of his element, brah! HIGH FIVE!
|16 weeks 4 days ago||(No subject)|
|16 weeks 5 days ago||Save your outrage. He||
Save your outrage. He could've said they are the greatest team in college football and State's extreme case of "little man" syndrome would cause them to flip out and see it as some kind of slight.
At this point, throwing gasoline on that fire would make no difference.
|17 weeks 46 min ago||Yeah, it really makles me||
Yeah, it really makles me wonder just what the hell actually happened there. It can't have just been losing, not if Maryland is a contender (serious or no) for his services...