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|5 days 5 hours ago||I don't think that's what a whistle sounds||
I don't think that's what a whistle sounds like...
|1 week 2 days ago||He changed it to a UCLA jersey with Asiasi on the||
He changed it to a UCLA jersey with Asiasi on the back. He's trolling now
|1 week 5 days ago||They never played for a national championship.||
They never played for a national championship. Getting curb stopped 38-0 in the semifinals is different than actually competing on Monday night
|1 week 5 days ago||The verb in the sentence is "pull", while||
The verb in the sentence is "pull", while "Harbaugh", even though it's referring to an action, is the object of the sentence.
|1 week 6 days ago||Drop the mic, Mr.||
Drop the mic, Mr. Anbender
|2 weeks 14 hours ago||I would imagine you shouldn't enter a puking||
I would imagine you shouldn't enter a puking contest with anyone...
|2 weeks 2 days ago||Go to your room and don't come out until you||
Go to your room and don't come out until you apologize
|2 weeks 2 days ago||You think that's the Undertaker's entrance||
You think that's the Undertaker's entrance music?
|3 weeks 3 days ago||+1 for||
+1 for Mowgli's
|3 weeks 4 days ago||But that actually is the Miami logo, not||
But that actually is the Miami logo, not Maryland...
|3 weeks 5 days ago||Yes, but he made us promise||
Yes, but he made us promise to keep it a secret.
|4 weeks 2 days ago||ESPN box score says he went||
ESPN box score says he went 5/9
|4 weeks 2 days ago||No way Duncan only shot 5||
No way Duncan only shot 5 threes...
|6 weeks 1 day ago||Oakland's punter is||
Oakland's punter is black
|6 weeks 2 days ago||*places flower on steel||
*places flower on steel surface*
|8 weeks 2 days ago||The best damn pet shop in||
The best damn pet shop in town!
|10 weeks 2 days ago||Petition to have Mo's nickname be Zuckerschnecke.||
Petition to have Mo's nickname be Zuckerschnecke. It means sugar snail and is apparently a term of endearment in Germany...
|10 weeks 6 days ago||48 Big Ten titles by the year 2021 you||
48 Big Ten titles by the year 2021 you mean...
|10 weeks 6 days ago||So did OSU and State. We played northwestern at||
So did OSU and State. We played northwestern at least. OSU played Illinois, and State played Nebraska and LOST
|10 weeks 6 days ago||Uhh how'd he get outcoached by Dantonio? That was||
Uhh how'd he get outcoached by Dantonio? That was as even a game as you could ask for
|11 weeks 1 day ago||I remember the first time we||
I remember the first time we played Charlotte and the caption for the mascot picture was "THERE'S ECSTASY IN THEM THAR HILLS". Happy to see you went back to that well
|11 weeks 1 day ago||Yes, who could forget all the put back jams that||
Yes, who could forget all the put back jams that Morgan had over the years............
|11 weeks 1 day ago||The one shot he makes, didn't even get to see it.||
The one shot he makes, didn't even get to see it. smh
|14 weeks 6 hours ago||They actually do. I believe||
They actually do. I believe they played Princeton again that year, a game in which Princeton won, so both teams actually claim titles, despite both having a record of .500...
|14 weeks 5 days ago||The stadium announcer said Tony Johnson EVERY.||
The stadium announcer said Tony Johnson EVERY. FREAKING. TIME.
|16 weeks 5 days ago||Nope, OSU just needs to lose once to us, State||
Nope, OSU just needs to lose once to us, State needs to lose twice. Then OSU and us would be tied for first and we'd obviously have the tie breaker
|18 weeks 4 days ago||+1 for including Oxford||
+1 for including Oxford Comma
|19 weeks 5 days ago||Pick two: Gio at Baltimore, Randle vs ATL, and||
Pick two: Gio at Baltimore, Randle vs ATL, and Lewis vs JAX
|19 weeks 5 days ago||The number one ranked pie in the country. Absolute||
The number one ranked pie in the country. Absolute blue chipper
|19 weeks 6 days ago||Beat Minnesota 58-0 one year under Hoke||
Beat Minnesota 58-0 one year under Hoke also