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|7 weeks 5 days ago||Palette of my soul||
jaundice and shadows
casting colors of sorrow
maize and black and blue
|7 weeks 5 days ago||an aquaintance of mine was||
an aquaintance of mine was selling kirby vacuums door to door and when he stopped at Mitch Albom's house, he said he saw Mitch in his backyard, kicking puppies through a makeshift goalpost.
|17 weeks 4 days ago||yes i will.||
yes i will.
|17 weeks 4 days ago||Interesting, they look like||
Interesting, they look like an oversized pineapple.
|17 weeks 4 days ago||"I'll get you Beer Baron!"||
"I'll get you Beer Baron!"
|21 weeks 4 days ago||...||
..but the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile, when his pants are too tight in the seat ! ahHaha ahHaha ahHaha
|35 weeks 2 days ago||(No subject)||
|35 weeks 4 days ago||we should pay them||
but they should pay their own tuition.
|36 weeks 2 days ago||Mack yourself a pro slick,||
Mack yourself a pro slick, lay graymattah back. Lotta performers down not tak'in T.C.B'in man...
|41 weeks 6 days ago||I AM YOUR MANANGER, BEE!||
I AM YOUR MANANGER, BEE!
|42 weeks 3 days ago||Which begs the question: Will||
Which begs the question: Will David Brandon sell the Title Trophy to the highest bidder?
|45 weeks 10 hours ago||Kiffin coached||
Burr to count nine, turn, then fire. It should have resulted in a penalty, but Kiffin was also the referee.
|45 weeks 6 days ago||FuckLion was already taken,||
FuckLion was already taken, apparently.
|48 weeks 3 days ago||To make sure each team got||
To make sure each team got the memo, instead of the locker room, the teams were directed to the briefing room.
|49 weeks 1 day ago||A baby seal walks into a||
A baby seal walks into a club...
|49 weeks 5 days ago||They've gone from suck...to||
They've gone from suck...to blow!
|1 year 10 weeks ago||Because I used it all to||
Because I used it all to ignite a distress signal.
|1 year 10 weeks ago||that is because people always||
that is because people always rise to their level of incompetency and Lane has quite a ways to go to reach his potential.
|1 year 12 weeks ago||Not long||
Here is a sneak peek of the helmets to be worn Under the Lights.
|1 year 12 weeks ago||WSJ interview with Dave B.||
WSJ: When did the idea to construct a 100 foot walking advertisement for junk food enter your fevered mind and take us through the "thought process" that precipitated this abomination the students are now calling "the Horror, revisited"
Dave: I was only trying to generate a little cash flow. I knew advertising in the stadium was frowned upon so I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay Puft!
WSJ: Good think'in Dave.
|1 year 12 weeks ago||Did someone say monstrosity?||
|1 year 12 weeks ago||I am disappointed in your||
I am disappointed in your finite capacity to worry.
|1 year 13 weeks ago||(No subject)||
|1 year 13 weeks ago||"I don't like Spam!"||
"I don't like Spam!"
|1 year 13 weeks ago||(No subject)||
|1 year 14 weeks ago||She reminds of the time Homer||
She reminds of the time Homer shot Marge in the face with his "make-up gun"
|1 year 14 weeks ago||Humperdink. Stop||
Humperdink. Stop it!
Humperdink, HUMPERDINK! AIEE!
Stop saying that name!
|1 year 17 weeks ago||I like "pick six" I also||
I like "pick six" I also like "scoop n score!"
the next time Michigan recovers a fumble and runs it back, try and say it as you would imagine Ken Kal would announce it. It really adds to the enjoyment :)
|1 year 18 weeks ago||Oh that last one is totally||
Oh that last one is totally racist or bigoted. Either that or those dudes are serious mormophobes!
Dan Smith, BYU? seriously?
What are they trying to say, that Joseph Smith is the patriarch and BYU is just one big happy family?
|1 year 19 weeks ago||I remember hating Chelios as||
I remember hating Chelios as much as any player in the league. Then I woke up one morning and Chelios was a Redwing and all I could think of was "THIS. IS. AWESOME! I love Chris Chelios!"