here's one vote for "John Beilein's head in a Futurama jar"
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|2 weeks 2 days ago||...||
..but the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile, when his pants are too tight in the seat ! ahHaha ahHaha ahHaha
|16 weeks 20 hours ago||(No subject)||
|16 weeks 2 days ago||we should pay them||
but they should pay their own tuition.
|17 weeks 22 hours ago||Mack yourself a pro slick,||
Mack yourself a pro slick, lay graymattah back. Lotta performers down not tak'in T.C.B'in man...
|22 weeks 5 days ago||I AM YOUR MANANGER, BEE!||
I AM YOUR MANANGER, BEE!
|23 weeks 1 day ago||Which begs the question: Will||
Which begs the question: Will David Brandon sell the Title Trophy to the highest bidder?
|25 weeks 5 days ago||Kiffin coached||
Burr to count nine, turn, then fire. It should have resulted in a penalty, but Kiffin was also the referee.
|26 weeks 4 days ago||FuckLion was already taken,||
FuckLion was already taken, apparently.
|29 weeks 1 day ago||To make sure each team got||
To make sure each team got the memo, instead of the locker room, the teams were directed to the briefing room.
|30 weeks 27 min ago||A baby seal walks into a||
A baby seal walks into a club...
|30 weeks 3 days ago||They've gone from suck...to||
They've gone from suck...to blow!
|43 weeks 1 day ago||Because I used it all to||
Because I used it all to ignite a distress signal.
|43 weeks 2 days ago||that is because people always||
that is because people always rise to their level of incompetency and Lane has quite a ways to go to reach his potential.
|45 weeks 2 days ago||Not long||
Here is a sneak peek of the helmets to be worn Under the Lights.
|45 weeks 3 days ago||WSJ interview with Dave B.||
WSJ: When did the idea to construct a 100 foot walking advertisement for junk food enter your fevered mind and take us through the "thought process" that precipitated this abomination the students are now calling "the Horror, revisited"
Dave: I was only trying to generate a little cash flow. I knew advertising in the stadium was frowned upon so I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay Puft!
WSJ: Good think'in Dave.
|45 weeks 3 days ago||Did someone say monstrosity?||
|45 weeks 3 days ago||I am disappointed in your||
I am disappointed in your finite capacity to worry.
|46 weeks 1 day ago||(No subject)||
|46 weeks 2 days ago||"I don't like Spam!"||
"I don't like Spam!"
|46 weeks 5 days ago||(No subject)||
|47 weeks 3 days ago||She reminds of the time Homer||
She reminds of the time Homer shot Marge in the face with his "make-up gun"
|47 weeks 5 days ago||Humperdink. Stop||
Humperdink. Stop it!
Humperdink, HUMPERDINK! AIEE!
Stop saying that name!
|50 weeks 13 hours ago||I like "pick six" I also||
I like "pick six" I also like "scoop n score!"
the next time Michigan recovers a fumble and runs it back, try and say it as you would imagine Ken Kal would announce it. It really adds to the enjoyment :)
|51 weeks 5 days ago||Oh that last one is totally||
Oh that last one is totally racist or bigoted. Either that or those dudes are serious mormophobes!
Dan Smith, BYU? seriously?
What are they trying to say, that Joseph Smith is the patriarch and BYU is just one big happy family?
|1 year 4 days ago||I remember hating Chelios as||
I remember hating Chelios as much as any player in the league. Then I woke up one morning and Chelios was a Redwing and all I could think of was "THIS. IS. AWESOME! I love Chris Chelios!"
|1 year 2 weeks ago||I ignore freep links twice as||
I ignore freep links twice as much as the next guy, so you will have to click on it two more times for me.
|1 year 3 weeks ago||two muffins are inside an||
two muffins are inside an oven. The first muffin says to the other "is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?"
to which the other replies "OMG... A TALKING MUFFIN!"
|1 year 3 weeks ago||Why won't this damn thing||
Why won't this damn thing moderate to a 6?
|1 year 5 weeks ago||MSU called about possibly||
MSU called about possibly using the hole as a pipeline for recruiting.
|1 year 6 weeks ago||oh sure, ham it up.||
oh sure, ham it up.