at least it's not just us?
|5 days 2 hours ago||A baby seal walks into a||
A baby seal walks into a club...
|1 week 1 day ago||They've gone from suck...to||
They've gone from suck...to blow!
|13 weeks 6 days ago||Because I used it all to||
Because I used it all to ignite a distress signal.
|14 weeks 16 hours ago||that is because people always||
that is because people always rise to their level of incompetency and Lane has quite a ways to go to reach his potential.
|16 weeks 1 day ago||Not long||
Here is a sneak peek of the helmets to be worn Under the Lights.
|16 weeks 1 day ago||WSJ interview with Dave B.||
WSJ: When did the idea to construct a 100 foot walking advertisement for junk food enter your fevered mind and take us through the "thought process" that precipitated this abomination the students are now calling "the Horror, revisited"
Dave: I was only trying to generate a little cash flow. I knew advertising in the stadium was frowned upon so I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay Puft!
WSJ: Good think'in Dave.
|16 weeks 1 day ago||Did someone say monstrosity?||
|16 weeks 1 day ago||I am disappointed in your||
I am disappointed in your finite capacity to worry.
|16 weeks 6 days ago||(No subject)||
|17 weeks 2 hours ago||"I don't like Spam!"||
"I don't like Spam!"
|17 weeks 3 days ago||(No subject)||
|18 weeks 1 day ago||She reminds of the time Homer||
She reminds of the time Homer shot Marge in the face with his "make-up gun"
|18 weeks 3 days ago||Humperdink. Stop||
Humperdink. Stop it!
Humperdink, HUMPERDINK! AIEE!
Stop saying that name!
|20 weeks 5 days ago||I like "pick six" I also||
I like "pick six" I also like "scoop n score!"
the next time Michigan recovers a fumble and runs it back, try and say it as you would imagine Ken Kal would announce it. It really adds to the enjoyment :)
|22 weeks 4 days ago||Oh that last one is totally||
Oh that last one is totally racist or bigoted. Either that or those dudes are serious mormophobes!
Dan Smith, BYU? seriously?
What are they trying to say, that Joseph Smith is the patriarch and BYU is just one big happy family?
|23 weeks 3 days ago||I remember hating Chelios as||
I remember hating Chelios as much as any player in the league. Then I woke up one morning and Chelios was a Redwing and all I could think of was "THIS. IS. AWESOME! I love Chris Chelios!"
|25 weeks 2 days ago||I ignore freep links twice as||
I ignore freep links twice as much as the next guy, so you will have to click on it two more times for me.
|26 weeks 1 day ago||two muffins are inside an||
two muffins are inside an oven. The first muffin says to the other "is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?"
to which the other replies "OMG... A TALKING MUFFIN!"
|26 weeks 4 days ago||Why won't this damn thing||
Why won't this damn thing moderate to a 6?
|28 weeks 5 days ago||MSU called about possibly||
MSU called about possibly using the hole as a pipeline for recruiting.
|29 weeks 3 days ago||oh sure, ham it up.||
oh sure, ham it up.
|29 weeks 5 days ago||I like the fact that you do||
I like the fact that you do not use /sarcasm tags in your posts. They read so much funnier that way.
|30 weeks 2 days ago||Would you say||
he was blunted?
|30 weeks 3 days ago||^^^||
|31 weeks 1 day ago||I loved||
the fact that if you were quick, you could pile on after the whistle. I can't count the number of times I dogpiled Bo Jackson after he was down only to see the stretcher come right out after that.
|32 weeks 3 days ago||Whoah! Time out. Don't you||
Whoah! Time out. Don't you think you're being a little to hard on the guy?
|32 weeks 4 days ago||No||
You're doing a public service. Keep up the good work.
|33 weeks 1 day ago||Columbus sailed from Mars||
Scarlet colored dunes
Blows your gray matter away
Worst planet ever
|34 weeks 1 day ago||He will be||
back in a moe ment.
|34 weeks 3 days ago||The ability to||
turn himself into a grape is impressive.
|37 weeks 3 days ago||(No subject)||
|37 weeks 5 days ago||That's cold blooded.||
That's cold blooded.
|44 weeks 3 days ago||So it should||
be pronounced just like Count DeMonet?
|45 weeks 5 days ago||Running to her side is going||
Running to her side is going right into the teeth of the defense.
|45 weeks 6 days ago||and so our diapers......will||
and so our diapers...
...will have to get changed less often until we save enough money for tickets?
edit: reply button fail.
|46 weeks 2 days ago||And if that doesn't work||
And if that doesn't work Saban can use the same rack to tear a few ligaments.
|46 weeks 3 days ago||Seeing Bass with a "1" next||
Seeing Bass with a "1" next to his name makes me so sad.
|46 weeks 4 days ago||We always called||
it Sand Dog. But that was probably just a Navy thing. Everyone also shortened SanFrancisco to just Frisco and that seemed to really cheese off the locals.
|49 weeks 2 days ago||¡gracias||
I started out thinking I would make a Gholston joke in there somewhere but Mark makes a better Slimer than Tom does.
|49 weeks 2 days ago||(No subject)||
|51 weeks 2 days ago||Zombocom!||
My Bredren! Ai have jes returned fram dat land, Zombocom!
First mi tink deh narrator a jester an tell lies about di Zombocom! but den he tell mi "Hey mon, ease up, sidung beside mi an share my chalice."
Narrator mon den passed over di ganga an dropped di truut on Zombocom!
"Check it deep" He say "Zombocom is bad like yaz! Dis is di place to really mash it up! You can do anyting at Zombocom!"
Ai was sippin' di narrators herb an lissnin' real good, Jah know. an it might have been di fiah, (cuz narrator mon don smoke no bushweed, only pure lambsbread) but di more Ai lissin' di more Ai tink Zombocom! is bashy!
"Deh is no sufferation at Zombocom!" He continued "Everyting cook and curry! The infinite is possible at Zombocom!"
At dat time Ai was overcome wit di Euphoria! Ai knew dat Zombocom! was truly di way, mos def! I put on my darkers because di future was suddenly so bright!
"Memba..." He soothed "you are mongst frens' at Zombocom! We will help you reach your destiny! The unattainable is UNKONWN at Zombocom!"
My dream now is to become a greeter at Zombocom! Welcom, to Zombocom!
|1 year 6 days ago||True. they should give him||
True. they should give him a look at TE.
|1 year 1 week ago||Did he get his degree||
|1 year 3 weeks ago||At the end when the crowd is||
At the end when the crowd is cheering the final score I can't help but notice the guy proudly showing his middle digit. Stay classy ohio.
|1 year 3 weeks ago||It doesn't matter if the form||
It doesn't matter
if the form was classical or didactic
or whether it offends
the important thing was
the end was climactic
|1 year 4 weeks ago||Is this satire?||
Cuz your on fire. Build those buckeyes a funeral pyre.
|1 year 8 weeks ago||A bloody mess||
Sparty's head is found
Near Mark Dantonio's pride
Laying in the weeds
|1 year 9 weeks ago||Nice try Greedo.||
Nice try Greedo.
|1 year 9 weeks ago||I have only seen Star Wars||
I have only seen Star Wars once, in the theater, and if my recollections are accurate (much like Han's blaster skills) Han shot first.
|1 year 9 weeks ago||To be sure there are big||
To be sure there are big differences between Hoke and Woody. Being an irascible asshole certainly being one of them. But if Hoke has a few mannerisms that are comparable to Woody, then dressing like him on the sideline and referring to your rivals without calling them by name are two that I would not be upset with. Winning a lot of football games like Hayes would be cool too.
|1 year 9 weeks ago||Wow! From the video of the||
Wow! From the video of the 4th down it is apparent our defense has thoroughly scouted the Illinois offense. Notice how Gordon does not "follow" the TE across the field, he actually anticipates the movement and starts running before the TE does.
|1 year 9 weeks ago||Ahhh, but don't forget about||
Ahhh, but don't forget about Hoke only referring to OSU as Ohio. That is so Woody Hayes.
|1 year 9 weeks ago||That much is crystal clear.||
That much is crystal clear.
|1 year 9 weeks ago||He should be referred||
He should be referred henceforth as the Great Blue Hope.
|1 year 9 weeks ago||That's because||
He knows a marquise player when he sees one.
|1 year 9 weeks ago||Finishing Move:||
|1 year 10 weeks ago||OP parenthesis on "they"||
In talking about Bleacher Report, when you say "they" what you really mean is "some guy" because anybody can post on BR and "they" frequently do.
In my opinion, robbyt003, you have more cred on this subject than some schmo on BR. I would be more interested in hearing your Top Ten commitments and why than I would some random guy at BR.
|1 year 10 weeks ago||HOLY SHIT!||
THAT JUST HAPPENED!
|1 year 10 weeks ago||Bishop?||
I'm pretty sure he got Pwned.
|1 year 11 weeks ago||Final score||
Michigan: A lot
Purdue: Not enough
|1 year 11 weeks ago||With the way Gholston was||
With the way Gholston was acting toward the trainers as he walked off the field I would not be a bit surprised if he lied to everyone on the sideline and told them "I had the wind knocked out of me"
|1 year 11 weeks ago||Prior to pulling out his||
Prior to pulling out his piece, Jim cooly threatened "I'm gunnah dot yer eye! "
|1 year 11 weeks ago||I like to stay abreast of all||
I like to stay abreast of all comments about milk.
|1 year 12 weeks ago||Autoloop doesn't bother me.||
Autoloop doesn't bother me. AutoPlay on the other hand...
|1 year 12 weeks ago||AIRBHG||
Mount Doom spews hatred
Iowa trembles in fear
Hawkeye of Sauron
|1 year 12 weeks ago||Advice For Denard||
Don't play every down
like you are down by seven
with two seconds left.
|1 year 13 weeks ago||It should work out fine.||
It should work out fine. There are usually more than one receiver on the field at one time anyway. For that matter, with Michigan's history, they could probably name a legend for each and every position on the offense and defense. Imagine how badass it would look if every player on the field was sporting a "legends" patch!
Once everyone is special then no one will be.
|1 year 13 weeks ago||I wake up...||
* I know Ohio is on the road this year but this is supposed to be a dream right?
|1 year 15 weeks ago||Not only that||
but Beezlebub plays Jagged Little Pill on continual loop. Now isn't that ironic?
|1 year 15 weeks ago||When trying||
to remember who she reminds me of...I drew a blank.
|1 year 16 weeks ago||It reminds me of that joke||
A baby seal walks into a club...
|1 year 16 weeks ago||six on one hand||
half a dozen on the other.
|1 year 16 weeks ago||This is going||
off topic but I must correct the opinion that you never ever lose a trick intentionally in Euchre.
Here is a typical scenario where you would want to lose a trick on purpose in order to set yourself up for the win.
Here are your options:
|1 year 16 weeks ago||Giants of Jerryworld||
The heroic Maize and Blue
They're larger than life
|1 year 17 weeks ago||The coolest thing about||
that Howe jersey is that it was in fact a jersey Gordie Howe himself wore for many many games.
And now to bring this back on topic. Gordie Howe played for the RedWings a professional sports team in the city of Detroit, The same city where the Lions play, whose facility was just made available to our Michigan Wolverines.
Ha, I pulled it off in only two degress of separation. Suck it Kevin Bacon!
|1 year 17 weeks ago||I would build a||
dome over Michigan stadium. Cuz then Pop Evil would be SO LOUD!
|1 year 18 weeks ago||I always thought||
it was~ uh burqa dirka dirka jihad!
|1 year 19 weeks ago||I will admit||
I am not informed enough on the financial or competetive nature of European Soccer to make any sort of rebuttal. If what you say is true (and I have no reason to doubt you) then it makes a good point. There may also be additional factors that influence European Soccer that make it that way. I don't know. +1snarlingwolverine
The NFL on the other hand is king when it comes to making money. They only have two more teams than the NHL but they make a ton more money overall. After browsing Forbes list of NFL franchises it appears as if only two teams are operating at a loss. The Cleveland Browns and the Detroit Lions. http://www.forbes.com/lists/2011/30/nfl-valuations-11_rank.html This is in stark comparison to the NHL where more than half of its members report operating at a loss. If the NHL only had to bail out one or two teams I would have a different opinion but when 18 of 30 teams cannot turn a profit then it appears as if the market is saturated. The NHL owners (the ones who make money) need to decide whether expanding markets is worth the cost of subsidizing weak franchises.
I don't think revenue sharing is wrong per se. I just would like to see it suspended in this case in order to bring about contraction. Once the league finds balance in the marketplace from a supply and demand point of view then I could see propping up one of your members with a little cash money.
|1 year 19 weeks ago||That is entirely possible.||
But how far off the mark are these numbers? And what kind of oversight does the NHL have in bookeeping. It would be in the owners best interests (at least the ones who make money) to make sure their members are not under reporting profits. And how much money would a team reasonably be able to hide?
Not every team on this list would fail if caps were lifted and revenue sharing was rescinded but it would be safe to assume that the ones who really are hurting financially would suffer even more. They would be forced to keep pace with rising salaries while at the same time deal with the loss of millions of dollars in shared revenue. Some of them with strong ownership would suffer the losses and keep playing the game because they love it but I think many of them would throw in the towel.
|1 year 19 weeks ago||According to this Forbes||
article http://www.forbes.com/nhl-valuations/#p_1_s_a0_ there are 18 teams that operate at a loss.
Here they are listed from greatest to least defecit:
(numbers are in millions of dollars)
Many teams are owned by billionaires and so a small (million dollar) defecit every year is no big deal. Especially if you have a passion for your team. Pittsburgh for example has Mario who would do whatever it takes to keep a franchise in his city even if it meant he had to spend a million dollars of his own money. (every year)
Other franchises are owned by shareholders and their only vested interest is making money. They lose money by bidding up player contracts which they cannot afford and then ask the weathier teams to share some of their money so that they can ice a competetive team.
This is done to "level the playing field" but from a fan standpoint we should let the marketplace level the playing field. If a team cannot compete it fails. If it can compete then the playing field will be leveled by the ones that remain. If an owner wants to lose money every year in order to "compete" so be it, but I don't like using profitable/competetive teams to subsidize the teams that lose money just so that they can have a level playing field. Sure the hockey is "competetive" but the talent is spread out so thin that the product suffers. I would rather watch teams with all star players compete against one another then watch the next expansion franchise clutch and grab and choke the fun out of the sport of hockey.
|1 year 19 weeks ago||I need to adjust the vertical||
I need to adjust the vertical hold on this tv set.
|1 year 19 weeks ago||Are you talking teams I would||
Are you talking teams I would like to see fold or are you asking which teams don't have the capital or market share to keep up?
|1 year 19 weeks ago||It will never happen this way||
but, I think it would be great if they removed the salary cap, killed any revenue sharing, and let every owner know that if you cannot keep up with the big dogs then you should probably get out of the game. Once a dozen teams or so fail economically the talent level of the remaining teams would see an uptick in skill. I think the product would look fantastic.
|1 year 19 weeks ago||I'm going to get you (!) a||
I'm going to get you (!)
a nice fruit basket.
/ peter venkman
|1 year 19 weeks ago||I have a faint recollection||
of that play. In fact I still own this original drawing commemerating said event.
|1 year 20 weeks ago||Hey||
you're supposed to be flamebait not redundant. You need to stick with the program.
|1 year 20 weeks ago||If only negs||
counted like they used to.
|1 year 20 weeks ago||Rumor has it||
he once owned Pat Fitzgerald's autograph...but he shredded the evidence.
|1 year 20 weeks ago||I see he was||
a fan of Northwestern in high school. Good thing he grew out of that "stage"
|1 year 21 weeks ago||buckeye bash||
|1 year 22 weeks ago||True||
he scrupulously pored over every detail of his plan before shoving said body through a woodchipper in a most orderly and regimented fashion. It was only through years of disipline and mortification that he was able to perform such a deed while maintaining such a grim look of stern determination.
|1 year 25 weeks ago||(No subject)||
|1 year 28 weeks ago||Testing||
hammocks for a living leafs me with a lot of free time.
|1 year 28 weeks ago||you're barking up||
the wrong tree.
|1 year 28 weeks ago||your comment makes||
your user name work on so many levels. Well done!
|1 year 28 weeks ago||whoever downvoted you has a||
whoever downvoted you has a shitty sense of humor.
|1 year 28 weeks ago||Enough with the wisecracks.||
Enough with the wisecracks.
|1 year 28 weeks ago||and||
Ness S. Erryruffness is laying in the weeds, but I think he's a Sparty lock. :(
|1 year 29 weeks ago||for realz||
the dude has a glass jaw.
|1 year 29 weeks ago||Spurrier||
He called Florida State ''Free Shoes University.'' He once said ''You can't spell Citrus without U-T'' My personal favorite was after a fire destroyed 20 Auburn library books, Spurrier said ''The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.''
|1 year 30 weeks ago||The phrase I used "vangaurd||
The phrase I used "vangaurd of space exploration" may have been too specific. I meant for it to be applied in a broader sense. Perhaps "Leaders in space technology" or "pioneers in the field of aerospace" would have been more appropriate.
I don't know thing one about SpaceX's mission statements, or business goals, but if they wish to compete with the giants who have more money and more influence then they need to work on perception. This is what I mean about the tail wagging the dog. If it becomes common knowledge (through propaganda) that SpaceX is the bomb when it comes to aerospace technology, then contracts are sure to follow. Those contracts will pay the bills.
|1 year 30 weeks ago||True the general public is||
True the general public is not buying what SpaceX sells, but if SpaceX is the only company who operates a slick PR machine then we may end up with a scenario where the tail wags the dog. Perception becomes reality. SpaceX plants the idea that they can do all things. They are confident and capable. They are in the vangaurd of space exploration! voila'
|1 year 30 weeks ago||I think it would be a good||
I think it would be a good idea. The giants in aerospace would only have to spend a fraction of their budget in comparison to the percentage that SpaceX uses for PR. They could do the same thing Reagan did to the Russians. If the Giants raised their PR budgets by 1 or 2% then SpaceX would probably need to spend 5-10% of their budgets on PR in order to keep up.
|1 year 30 weeks ago||$.02||
I don't have a dog in this fight but you are looking with disdain upon Musk's self promotion while at the same time saying "Pay attention to the whole thing, and not just Elon, please!"
If stealing the spotlight is a waste of time and no one in the industry cares then you (they) should act like they don't care, but if it is bothersome and they wish people would notice what they are doing instead then they should build a better PR machine.
|1 year 31 weeks ago||Solo shot first!||
Solo shot first!
|1 year 32 weeks ago||crossing the Deleware||
|1 year 32 weeks ago||(No subject)||
|1 year 33 weeks ago||seriously||
it's not like erect his bike.
|1 year 33 weeks ago||Why woody need to do that?||
Why woody need to do that? He could just tool around on his bike.
|1 year 34 weeks ago||Let's remember that Watson||
Let's remember that Watson said that the coaches "basically" told him this. Which means he is paraphrasing. Magee might have told him " I don't think you will ever play here. There are to many talented players in front of you. If your desire is to play football at the college level you might consider transferring." Which basically means "you suck"
|1 year 34 weeks ago||1. Amani Toomer 2. Tim||
1. Amani Toomer
2. Tim Biakabatuka
|1 year 34 weeks ago||tha band||
his name is spelled tha band. Is this really that hard?
|1 year 35 weeks ago||Git'em in the mailbox Taylor||
and watch out for that car!
|1 year 35 weeks ago||muchas gracias .||
muchas gracias .
|1 year 35 weeks ago||Sorry I'm late||
I lost track of the time.
|1 year 36 weeks ago||(No subject)||
|1 year 37 weeks ago||She was||
|1 year 37 weeks ago||skydiving naked...||
on the fourth of July.
|1 year 37 weeks ago||.||
Simpli - Fi!
|1 year 37 weeks ago||negged on principle||
not for spite.
I'm sure I will make up for it and +1 you before this week is over.
|1 year 38 weeks ago||Toussaint or Fitz?||
We can haz clonz?
|1 year 38 weeks ago||Chief this OP||
just came in off the wire.
Johnny what do you make of this..?
|1 year 38 weeks ago||Thank you||
I knew that that particular tangent would have resulted in a rant lasting more than a few paragraphs. So in order to keep things on topic I substituted the word "they".
Claude was a POS but I do have to thank him for galvanizing the 97 Wings. The rivalry with Colorado taught Detroit what they needed to learn in order to become Stanley Cup Champions. They were already a very skilled team but from that experience with the Avs the Wings learned how to play with an attitude of toughness, a determination to win every battle every race, contest every shot, in your face, drop the gloves, never-say-die effort needed to win hockey's Holy Grail. From that series forward the Wings were not going to be pushed around by anybody. If a team wanted to play a hard checking game...great! They had McCarty, Kocur, Draper, Shanahan, Maltby, Lapointe, and even Fedorov for that. If a team wanted to play an up tempo finesse game...great! We had the guns for that type of game too. Not only could Detroit play any type of game the opponent wanted, Detroit could play that game better than them. Colorado was simply the last hurdle because Colorado was like a mirror image of Detroit. They had hard checkers, fighters, goal scorers, strong defense, and a world class goalie. They could play any type of game like Detroit. They were so even in their skillsets that the difference between being a winner and a loser was razor thin. The difference would not have anything to do with physicality at all. The difference was mental toughness. This is what the Avs brought to Detroit that they lacked in previous Cup runs, mental toughness. And after they vanquished the Avs in six games...Philly just never had a chance.
|1 year 38 weeks ago||in 1996 the Wings||
were unbelievable in the regular season. Then come the playoffs the Avs beat their asses. They crushed Draper, won the series, and then went on to win the cup. The next year they continued to tear up the league and in particular they beat Detroit three games straight. There was the impression that Colorado was in Detroits head. It just seemed that Detroit could be as good as they wanted to be but they still couldn't beat Colorado. You can argue that the turning point happened in the playoffs when Detroit came back from one game down and playing from behind in game two but the confidence they needed to even make that comeback happen was forged in the come from behind victory on March 26th 1997. It was in that game (march 26th) that Detroit proved to themselves that they could beat the Colorado Avalanche.
|1 year 39 weeks ago||Barren mind not all of them||
Barren mind not all of them are my own. I dust off a few classics every now and then.
|1 year 39 weeks ago||I enjoy dry humor.||
I enjoy dry humor.
|1 year 41 weeks ago||Because he's deadly...||
Because he's deadly...
|1 year 41 weeks ago||(No subject)||
|1 year 43 weeks ago||I see what you did they're.||
I see what you did they're.
|1 year 43 weeks ago||As I was watching that||
psychedelic music video I couldn't help thinking: They Might Be Stoned
I had to laugh when the seven gave directions to his buddy by telling him "It's the greenhouse at the end of the block"
|1 year 43 weeks ago||I get it now. I'm dead and||
I get it now. I'm dead and no one has told me.
so...this is heaven?
|1 year 43 weeks ago||!||
|1 year 43 weeks ago||goal||
Under the crossbar
You have scored with these haikus
I found them top shelf
|1 year 46 weeks ago||So clearly I cannot choose||
So clearly I cannot choose the recruit in front of you.
|1 year 46 weeks ago||Parade Day Novak||
|1 year 46 weeks ago||mix master novak||
|1 year 46 weeks ago||sure.||
Only because you own stock in Island Hoppers.
Say hi to Rick and TC for me.
|1 year 46 weeks ago||Whoah! I didn't see that one||
Whoah! I didn't see that one coming.
|1 year 47 weeks ago||I don't even think it is a||
I don't even think it is a pop-up. I see the arrow cursor change to the point / click cursor and hover right at the very edge of the jeep banner at the top of the page.
|1 year 48 weeks ago||It appears iawolve fell off||
It appears iawolve fell off his nut and landed at the Super Dome. Lord knows when the authorities will arrive to carry him kicking and screaming to New Bedlam but I look forward to reading about it tomorrow on MSN.
|1 year 48 weeks ago||Your honest opinion: Is it a||
Your honest opinion: Is it a longer kick than say... a 37 yarder at Michigan Stadium?
|1 year 48 weeks ago||my hopes in bullets||
|1 year 49 weeks ago||It would be difficult||
for her to keep him at arm's length that's for sure.
|1 year 49 weeks ago||It was the||
wolverine mascot that first got my attention.
|1 year 50 weeks ago||No way!||
Brandon would never do that. He wouldn't saddle the ticket holders with the cost of building a retractable roof. He would have one permanently installed instead.
|1 year 51 weeks ago||Did you run into him||
|1 year 51 weeks ago||Would it be proper||
to call it the Sea of Maize and Blue?
|1 year 51 weeks ago||Henceforth they will||
simply be referred to as: Cerberus
|2 years 15 hours ago||Calvin's story turned out pretty good||
Hobbes on the other hand fried his brains on cocaine and meth. He then became a huge Clemson fan. He was last seen prowling the sidelines of Memorial Stadium, waving his paws at imaginary threats and screaming obscenities into the faces of passing toddlers.
|2 years 4 days ago||I have said this before but||
I have said this before but now it is completely true: Notre Dame stinks on ice.
|2 years 1 week ago||Please tell me||
that the points count when you upvote the OP.
|2 years 1 week ago||You're probably right||
the bump to the top would just give us big heads.
|2 years 1 week ago||Black Jack Stewart||
was that guy back in the 40's
|2 years 1 week ago||(No subject)||
|2 years 1 week ago||Do you think there is any||
chance that Trogdor is a Spartan fan?
HAHAHA TROGDOR STRIKES AGAIN!
|2 years 1 week ago||(No subject)||
|2 years 2 weeks ago||(No subject)||
|2 years 3 weeks ago||If Dayne goes on||
to start for Wisconsin, would this be considered the second coming of Crist?
|2 years 4 weeks ago||using 2006 as||
an example is only flawed because of hindsight. You never know who may be exposed until the games are played. The SEC might be exposed in this years bowl games.
|2 years 4 weeks ago||during a blowout...||
Didn't Yost regularly punt on first down just to give his defense practice?
|2 years 5 weeks ago||To me||
I thought it looked as if Gardner realized Odoms was open and it was going to be a sure touchdown if he got the ball to him. He dragged his foot and slowed his throw down, making sure to hit a five foot nothing receiver in the numbers. Great play by Gardner and Odoms.
|2 years 6 weeks ago||This is a common misconception||
regarding the Catholic Church abuses....
Since the mid-1980s, insurance companies have offered sexual misconduct coverage as a rider on liability insurance, and their own studies indicate that Catholic churches are not higher risk than other congregations. Insurance companies that cover all denominations, such as Guide One Center for Risk Management, which has more than 40,000 church clients, does not charge Catholic churches higher premiums. "We don't see vast difference in the incidence rate between one denomination and another," says Sarah Buckley, assistant vice president of corporate communications. "It's pretty even across the denominations." It's been that way for decades ..
block quote fail, but the point is there is no greater percentage of priests who abuse children vs. any other profession in the world. It is only that the Catholic church gets more press for its abuses than doctors or teachers or coaches. Parents actually fall into the category of highest percentage of abusers. But nobody thinks that it is "common" for the average household to have abusive parents.
|2 years 6 weeks ago||You should||
have had all that done before don.
|2 years 7 weeks ago||Remember the Maine...||
to hell with Spain! I mean OHIO!
|2 years 7 weeks ago||Judging from this||
recent photo of Kovacs, you may be on to something.
|2 years 8 weeks ago||I don't get it...||
I think it went over my head.
|2 years 9 weeks ago||Or Cardinal Ximinez would burst in...because||
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.
|2 years 9 weeks ago||I hope||
David Mook can figure it out this week.
|2 years 10 weeks ago||Beer||
the cause of...and solution to, all of life's problems.
|2 years 12 weeks ago||pardon me Mr. Owl...||
but how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie-roll pop?
|2 years 12 weeks ago||Dressed up like he was...||
was anyone else thinking "Lord of the Flies" ?
|2 years 15 weeks ago||Well, because your comment||
Well, because your comment bumped this post to the first page I think quite a few people will read it. Now that I have read it and see that you are shamelessly posting simply to garner an MgoPoint, I shake my head in your general direction.
And because my votes are meaningless, here is a fake +1 to you.
|2 years 15 weeks ago||If they do it is only because||
If they do it is only because they don't want to get their asses beat by the local yokels on a yearly basis.
|2 years 15 weeks ago||with much respect||
Five to one baby
One in five, no one here counts
|2 years 15 weeks ago||haiku edit||
His party cut short
The guests all went home early
Still it's full of win
|2 years 17 weeks ago||A toast to Heiko||
Mix together in the fall
|2 years 21 weeks ago||I thought it a bit of a||
I thought it a bit of a contrast to say on one hand that gay jokes are base, low brow, dumb and in poor taste and then have a signature that would appear to be making light of swinging dicks. Are not dick jokes, fart humor, sexual innuendo, and gay jokes all pretty vulgar forms of humor?
|2 years 21 weeks ago||I find your signature||
I find your signature somewhat ironic.
|2 years 21 weeks ago||Dude, you upvoted yourself?||
|2 years 22 weeks ago||Ahhh Roy...||
Still the life of the party.
|2 years 23 weeks ago||Thank you.||
Red River Shootout.
The Worlds Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party
and forever the Game
|2 years 23 weeks ago||(No subject)||
|2 years 24 weeks ago||Dee Hart is fine...||
The idea that Hart is injured is simply an implant to fool his opponents.
|2 years 24 weeks ago||What about the word Studbolt?||
Is that ok? Because I heard Matt Millen use it once to...nevermind... I think I just answered my own question.
|2 years 24 weeks ago||I keep my rainy day fund||
I keep my rainy day fund flush with cash. Then whenever I hit the clubs, I can "make it rain" whenever I want.
|2 years 24 weeks ago||Thank you kind sir.||
But technical difficulty isn't everything. The picture of Jonah getting face palmed had me laughing out loud.
(did I just spell that out?)
|2 years 24 weeks ago||-||
Or is Superman working on a casual Friday?
|2 years 24 weeks ago||OR... is he aggressively||
is he aggressively seeking an interview with Jonah Hill?
|2 years 25 weeks ago||A disciple of Doctor Moreau||
A disciple of Doctor Moreau no doubt.
|2 years 26 weeks ago||Hey, don't you think Casper||
Hey, don't you think Casper looks like the ghost of Richie Rich?
|2 years 26 weeks ago||confussed -adj 1. the||
1. the state of confusion one suffers through as a result of a concussion.
|2 years 26 weeks ago||THE MOON LANDING WAS||
THE MOON LANDING WAS FAKED!!!!1!1!
~buys more tin foil
|2 years 26 weeks ago||I will not insult your||
I will not insult your comment becaue I think you were being flippant, but as far as an ass whooping goes; the Union lost over 300,000 men in the war. The Confederacy lost about 250,000 or so. I don't think I want to dole out to many ass whoopings like that.
|2 years 26 weeks ago||Just the name, Xavier, is||
Just the name, Xavier, is enough for me to want hm to commit.
|2 years 26 weeks ago||(No subject)||
|2 years 26 weeks ago||(No subject)||
|2 years 27 weeks ago||I would like to give a||
I would like to give a special shout out to the nature photographer I met at Denali National Park. I'm really sorry for attacking you on that fine day in August. I had just killed a grizzy bear and was waist deep in giblets when you popped up from that brushpile. I thought the flash photography was some sort of aggressive tactic you were using to steal my food, so I snapped. My only thought was to chase you down and rip off an arm or a leg, but I guess I got carried away. Adrenaline makes everything taste better and you were soooo scared! Seriously, I had a hard time catching you because you were running as if your hair was on fire and your ass was catching. When you looked back at me I thought for a minute I was chasing Yahoo Serious. I'm really not sure if your eyes popped out of their sockets before or after I hit your torso but I do remember finding them later in a thicket and thinking "Funny, he still looks surprised"
If I had been a little more thoughtful I would have left something for the rangers to identify you with. But I'm kind of a glutton. I'm really sorry for that.
If only I knew who was the next of kin, I could have mailed them some sweet pictures of my stomach lining.
|2 years 27 weeks ago||No WAY! Bleacher Report is||
Bleacher Report is the bomb when it comes to careful analysis, thoughtful insight, and meticulously researched opinion and commentary. They have all the breaking news that can be perceived and believed. I will admit they don't quite reach the standard of Mlive fan forums, but they are a close second.
|2 years 27 weeks ago||"Can I get a picture of you||
"Can I get a picture of you pointing at me?"
|2 years 27 weeks ago||Bylaw:||
It's a law that swings both ways. Sometimes it screws the plaintiff...sometimes the defendant.