is there such a thing as an etsy genuis? if so, this is it.
- Member for
- 2 years 18 weeks
|2 years 11 weeks ago||HEY!||
I'm fixin to drink me some sweet tea in my mug that my Mama sent me back when I was in Vietnam. You ever heard of 'Nam?
|2 years 13 weeks ago||woodpecker||
tastes just like chicken. I know that may seem odd to some of y'all, but I'm like an owl...I don't give a hoot
|2 years 13 weeks ago||my only account||
I ain't got time for screwing around with no false identities... I am hungry though...In the Army I learned to be the McGyver of cooking. If you bring me a piece of bread, cabbage, coconut, mustard greens, pigs feet, pine cones and a woodpecker, I’ll make you a good chicken pot pie
|2 years 13 weeks ago||thank you||
I'm the master of distractions. A coupla hand gestures and I'll pull the underwear clean off your butt
|2 years 17 weeks ago||HEY!||
whats the deal with these catfish? We got em all over down here in Low eeasy anna. We don't need none of them new fangled twitter baits to cacth 'em neither
|2 years 18 weeks ago||double post||
|2 years 18 weeks ago||HEY!||
This does not make me happy, happy, happy.
|2 years 18 weeks ago||Hey!||
I don't unnerstan' how you can say she's your girlfriend and you ain't even done any smoochin'. These kids today with all their cell phone, text messagin tech-techno-technocological gizmos...I don't even know how to program my VCR