I believe we could attempt a parallel example from another sport and school, and say the B1G refs put us at such a competitive disadvantage that it is exposing our players to further injury; and we are therefore going independent in hockey effective immediately. /s
Just woke up from a long evening at Soaring Eagle Casino. This has never happened to me before, but I hit an 8-team parlay at +18265. Shout out to JMU and UAB for helping to make that happen.
As far as brackets go, I went 23-9, so meh. I did take Oakland to beat Kentucky, but nothing else really great.
Take Warde and Juwan both into a room at Schembechler hall where the floor is actually a catapult. Hit the button that fires them both into the sun. Announce that mistakes were made. Move on. Profit.
If Juwan sees the Michigan basketball sideline again after this game, then the definition of NIL to me will be the amount I plan to donate to fund this clown show.
My high school basketball team played Dearborn Heights Robichaud in 1990 with Tyrone Wheatley on their team. I remember being down like 40 points at the half. We’re all sitting in the locker room silent. The coach speaks up after about 2 minutes of silence, and all he said was “whatever you do, don’t let them score 100”, and then promptly left the locker room. They got to around 90 and we started playing four corners.
They didn’t hit 100. That was our victory. I’m thinking that was Michigan’s only victory tonight. The saddest victory of them all.
To be fair, her name is Ashley and she only works here on the weekends, apparently. Sounds like she’s got a good weekday job. She’s cool- we’re just giving each other shit.
I am currently at a bar in Depot Town in Ypsi, and I asked the lady behind the bar to change the channel off of this game. She told me that she was a Spartan grad and was quite enjoying this.
I responded by saying that since she was a Spartan grad, I will now tell you how I like my burger cooked. There is a 100% chance this burger is going to have poo in it.
This is starting to remind me of when Steve Spurrier went to the Redskins and brought his college staff and a lot of old players along for the ride. I wish Harbaugh and the guys he’s bringing aboard well, but Spurrier’s results were poo.
My daughter scored 8 points in the first half of her middle school game yesterday. And that was in 12 minutes of game time. I’m driving her down to Crisler now so she can instruct the coaches on what making a basket looks like.
Reynolds dropped passes. Gibbs fumbled. Both of those are true and shifted momentum. But for the life of me, I can’t figure out why Campbell sat down at the blackjack table and decided to hit on 20 every freaking time in the second half. Your Lions should be in the Super Bowl. Period.
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I believe we could attempt a parallel example from another sport and school, and say the B1G refs put us at such a competitive disadvantage that it is exposing our players to further injury; and we are therefore going independent in hockey effective immediately. /s
Sitting in a bar full of Spartys.
Airpods, engage….
I Bleed Maize N Blue, you are a king among men.
I look forward to your hockey threads and when I miss a game, my recap comes directly from your posts, and I read the them from beginning to end.
Thank you for all you do. Go Blue and beat Staee!!
Just woke up from a long evening at Soaring Eagle Casino. This has never happened to me before, but I hit an 8-team parlay at +18265. Shout out to JMU and UAB for helping to make that happen.
As far as brackets go, I went 23-9, so meh. I did take Oakland to beat Kentucky, but nothing else really great.
Kansas just got the Louisville treatment with that block/phantom foul. Disgusting.
As if I needed another reason to hate Kansas. I hope Charlie Weis comes back to town and eats all of your hamburgers.
As long as the Bears pay Caleb enough to buy lots of nail paint to write words on his fingernails, he’ll be just fine.
Let me know when you lose someone close to you because some fucker couldn’t call Uber and I’m almost certain you’ll feel differently.
I don’t think Nick Offerman, Justin Bieber or Morgan Freeman are all that interested in coaching Michigan basketball.
I am truly amazed no one has started a Justin Feagin thread after the last 10 threads.
There is no room to celebrate; only massive work to be done.
Take Warde and Juwan both into a room at Schembechler hall where the floor is actually a catapult. Hit the button that fires them both into the sun. Announce that mistakes were made. Move on. Profit.
Rumor has it that if Dug fouls out tonight that all 16 people watching this on Peacock get a free cheese roll up from Taco Bell.
If Juwan sees the Michigan basketball sideline again after this game, then the definition of NIL to me will be the amount I plan to donate to fund this clown show.
-…
“Yeah it’s over now.”
- Alice in Chains
Here’s a positive spin: with each passing minute, the nightmare draws closer to it’s end.
WWE seems to be returning a bit to the old days. L.A. Knight is part Rock and part Stone Cold on the microphone.
I’ll still take George “The Animal” Steele eating turnbuckles any day of the week though.
I caught you a delicious bass.
He’s ass, my dude.
Not a great showing, but also another total ref shit show. Please tell me again the benefits of belonging to this conference….
I believe the word for this team is “shart”.
You go into it expecting something possibly gross, but it winds up far worse than you could have imagined.
This is our last hope….for the 13 seed.
Barner on the Lions would be a terrific fit.
Ted Kaczynski. Had such potential while a student at U of M, but completely bombed after he graduated.
Drew Sharp is alive?
Pretty sure Petitti has sent Home Depot gift cards to Nigerian Princes several times in his life.
There’s a bunch of guys warming up for a game standing around on a court and playing H-O-R-S-E right now on TV if you’re interested.
Wait, that’s the All-Star game?? Ugh….
And a…
…opinions and wit.
And a whole lot of situations where people call in!!
My high school basketball team played Dearborn Heights Robichaud in 1990 with Tyrone Wheatley on their team. I remember being down like 40 points at the half. We’re all sitting in the locker room silent. The coach speaks up after about 2 minutes of silence, and all he said was “whatever you do, don’t let them score 100”, and then promptly left the locker room. They got to around 90 and we started playing four corners.
They didn’t hit 100. That was our victory. I’m thinking that was Michigan’s only victory tonight. The saddest victory of them all.
- Butthead
“This is stupid.”
- Butthead
As a Chargers fan, 5. As a conflicted Michigan fan, also 5. Go Blue. Go Bolts.
Blitz the Swifties.
Well done, Jake.
This is going to come down to Moody for all the tea in China.
The power of Ferentz.
I want a refund because all of the betting sites posted the wrong game to bet on.
They never mentioned the Panthers and Chargers were playing tonight.
Halftime…
First half - ass
Halftime show - meh
Commercials - boring
Second half - trending toward ass
So far the most exciting thing that happened today was the PGA playoff. Not the day I was expecting.
To be fair, her name is Ashley and she only works here on the weekends, apparently. Sounds like she’s got a good weekday job. She’s cool- we’re just giving each other shit.
Aubree’s- right now. Upstairs. Stop by the bar and say hi. I’m in full Michigan gear.
I am currently at a bar in Depot Town in Ypsi, and I asked the lady behind the bar to change the channel off of this game. She told me that she was a Spartan grad and was quite enjoying this.
I responded by saying that since she was a Spartan grad, I will now tell you how I like my burger cooked. There is a 100% chance this burger is going to have poo in it.
Stop,…
I can truthfully say:
Stop, stop…we’re already dead.
Dodgeball? Competitive Skydiving? Rochambeau?
The hell was that?
…and there’s no one else out there with NFL experience to fill that void, apparently.
This is starting to remind me of when Steve Spurrier went to the Redskins and brought his college staff and a lot of old players along for the ride. I wish Harbaugh and the guys he’s bringing aboard well, but Spurrier’s results were poo.
Rearrange the letters in his name and you get Baiting Lair. Gross.
My daughter scored 8 points in the first half of her middle school game yesterday. And that was in 12 minutes of game time. I’m driving her down to Crisler now so she can instruct the coaches on what making a basket looks like.
I would rather pack my rectum full of M-80’s and squat over a flaming hibachi than watch tonight’s game. (Credit to The Man Show)
Reynolds dropped passes. Gibbs fumbled. Both of those are true and shifted momentum. But for the life of me, I can’t figure out why Campbell sat down at the blackjack table and decided to hit on 20 every freaking time in the second half. Your Lions should be in the Super Bowl. Period.
Tonight is an example of why I have lived my entire life in Michigan and I am a longtime Chargers fan.
Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.