Counter proposal to NCAA: piss off.

Sadly, you have to know someone to even be able to see the stage. Otherwise, you’ll be stuck watching it on a screen on Jefferson somewhere. 
I’ll watch from home on Thursday and Friday, but I may go for a bit just to check out the scene on Saturday.

Baraka O’Feagin?

Three teardrops under the eye for the last three Ohio State wins would be the chef’s kiss.

I’m sure it will be a show with everything but Yul Brynner..

There are currently tiny ice chips falling from the sky at my house. Not the Spring Game day I envisioned.

I swear that I was nowhere near your lawn. I stayed as far away from your house as I could. I promise I will forever remain off your lawn

Sweet victory, on to the Frozen Four!!

You silly little sieve…..

Let’s get sexy!!!!

Neither Bonix nor Penix arouse me.

Some teams know how to take care of business in regulation.

Go Blue!!

Wrong team.

LOOOOOOOOSE already…..

I believe we could attempt a parallel example from another sport and school, and say the B1G refs put us at such a competitive disadvantage that it is exposing our players to further injury; and we are therefore going independent in hockey effective immediately. /s

Sitting in a bar full of Spartys.

Airpods, engage….

I Bleed Maize N Blue, you are a king among men.

I look forward to your hockey threads and when I miss a game, my recap comes directly from your posts, and I read the them from beginning to end.

Thank you for all you do. Go Blue and beat Staee!!

Just woke up from a long evening at Soaring Eagle Casino. This has never happened to me before, but I hit an 8-team parlay at +18265. Shout out to JMU and UAB for helping to make that happen.

As far as brackets go, I went 23-9, so meh. I did take Oakland to beat Kentucky, but nothing else really great.

Kansas just got the Louisville treatment with that block/phantom foul. Disgusting.
 

As if I needed another reason to hate Kansas. I hope Charlie Weis comes back to town and eats all of your hamburgers.

As long as the Bears pay Caleb enough to buy lots of nail paint to write words on his fingernails, he’ll be just fine. 

Let me know when you lose someone close to you because some fucker couldn’t call Uber and I’m almost certain you’ll feel differently.

I don’t think Nick Offerman, Justin Bieber or Morgan Freeman are all that interested in coaching Michigan basketball.

I am truly amazed no one has started a Justin Feagin thread after the last 10 threads.

There is no room to celebrate; only massive work to be done.

Take Warde and Juwan both into a room at Schembechler hall where the floor is actually a catapult. Hit the button that fires them both into the sun. Announce that mistakes were made. Move on. Profit.

Rumor has it that if Dug fouls out tonight that all 16 people watching this on Peacock get a free cheese roll up from Taco Bell.

If Juwan sees the Michigan basketball sideline again after this game, then the definition of NIL to me will be the amount I plan to donate to fund this clown show.

“Yeah it’s over now.”

- Alice in Chains

Here’s a positive spin: with each passing minute, the nightmare draws closer to it’s end. 

WWE seems to be returning a bit to the old days. L.A. Knight is part Rock and part Stone Cold on the microphone.

I’ll still take George “The Animal” Steele eating turnbuckles any day of the week though.

I caught you a delicious bass.

He’s ass, my dude.

Not a great showing, but also another total ref shit show. Please tell me again the benefits of belonging to this conference….

I believe the word for this team is “shart”.

You go into it expecting something possibly gross, but it winds up far worse than you could have imagined.

This is our last hope….for the 13 seed.

Barner on the Lions would be a terrific fit.

Ted Kaczynski. Had such potential while a student at U of M, but completely bombed after he graduated.

Drew Sharp is alive?

Pretty sure Petitti has sent Home Depot gift cards to Nigerian Princes several times in his life.

There’s a bunch of guys warming up for a game standing around on a court and playing H-O-R-S-E right now on TV if you’re interested.

Wait, that’s the All-Star game?? Ugh….

…opinions and wit.

And a whole lot of situations where people call in!!

My high school basketball team played Dearborn Heights Robichaud in 1990 with Tyrone Wheatley on their team. I remember being down like 40 points at the half. We’re all sitting in the locker room silent. The coach speaks up after about 2 minutes of silence, and all he said was “whatever you do, don’t let them score 100”, and then promptly left the locker room. They got to around 90 and we started playing four corners.

They didn’t hit 100. That was our victory. I’m thinking that was Michigan’s only victory tonight. The saddest victory of them all.

“This is stupid.”

- Butthead

As a Chargers fan, 5. As a conflicted Michigan fan, also 5. Go Blue. Go Bolts.

Blitz the Swifties.

Well done, Jake.

This is going to come down to Moody for all the tea in China.

The power of Ferentz.

I want a refund because all of the betting sites posted the wrong game to bet on.

They never mentioned the Panthers and Chargers were playing tonight.

First half - ass

Halftime show - meh

Commercials - boring

Second half - trending toward ass

So far the most exciting thing that happened today was the PGA playoff. Not the day I was expecting.