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|2 weeks 4 days ago||As depressing to me as it is||
As depressing to me as it is to admit it, I feel the same way. I don't wanna know what time the game is. This is a ghost season. It's already over, but there are still 8 or so games left to play. I won't watch just because it's too painful and depressing to see. I don't even watch other football now. I loved football because of Michigan and this just isn't Michigan anymore. It reminds me of the Lions when Matt Millen was in charge and everybody knew there was no hope of improving. We all rooted for 0-16 because that was the only way things would get better.
|2 weeks 4 days ago||"America is all about speed.||
"America is all about speed. Hot, nasty , bad-ass speed."
- Eleanor Roosevelt
|3 weeks 3 days ago||What the actual fuck?! D:<||
What the actual fuck?! D:<
|3 weeks 5 days ago||It still feels like the||
It still feels like the coaching staff is mailing it in on Saturdays, and possibly Sunday through Friday too. When I see playaction on 3rd and forever, or delay penalties after timeouts, or fewer than 11 men on the field, or running into a stacked box on 3rd and long, or huddling when we're down in the 4th quarter, or zero trips inside the red zone in 2 games, or seeing these things repeatedly, year after year, and they don't get better, they get much worse instead, etc, it doesn't feel like the coaches are really giving it their all. Maybe I'm just imagining things, though.
|3 weeks 5 days ago||They just opened a billion||
They just opened a billion dollar stadium in San Fran and Harbaugh is probably more concerned with inaugurating if with a Superbowl win, than with coaching Michigan.
|3 weeks 6 days ago||See I've got it the other way||
See I've got it the other way around, I'm picking Michigan to get the safety, but it'll be an all defense game. Minnesota 17-12. 2 Minnesota pick 6s and a gimmie field goal after a recovered fumble near the 50, beating our lone pick 6, safety, and typical consolation first drive field goal.
|4 weeks 3 days ago||At this point it doesn't||
At this point it doesn't matter what he says, his record is doing all the talking.
|4 weeks 3 days ago||Our red zone efficiency is||
Our red zone efficiency is amazing. We're at 100% right now. Too bad we can't even get into the red zone...
|4 weeks 3 days ago||Einhorn == Finkle Finkle ==||
Einhorn == Finkle
|4 weeks 4 days ago||I really really wanted hoke||
I really really wanted hoke to be the guy for us, I really believed he was that guy up until the last two games. I just can't ignore the painfully obvious bad coaching. I mean every team we play is coached better than us. Watching michigan football used to be my favorite thing.
|4 weeks 4 days ago||Game. Season. Coaching||
Game. Season. Coaching staff. This sucks.
|4 weeks 4 days ago||We're going to lose to sparty||
We're going to lose to sparty and Ohio state. When that happens again hokes gonna be fired. When that happens we should hire Utahs coaching staff.
|4 weeks 4 days ago||Throws are all over the place||
Throws are all over the place today, Devin just looks shaky. Every ball is pulling receivers around, turning them around, or making them jump.
|4 weeks 4 days ago||How is that not targeting?||
How is that not targeting?
|4 weeks 4 days ago||Braden had to cover two||
Braden had to cover two there, missed both
|4 weeks 4 days ago||Offense scored a blistering 3||
Offense scored a blistering 3 whole points in the first half. Wow!
|4 weeks 4 days ago||Does Utah have more sacks||
Does Utah have more sacks this half than we do this season, or should I wait a couple minutes and ask again? :/
|4 weeks 4 days ago||3rd and long, better take a||
3rd and long, better take a knee and punt. Can't be too careful....
|4 weeks 4 days ago||They decided to punt on 3rd||
They decided to punt on 3rd down. What the actual fuck?!
|4 weeks 4 days ago||IM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOWWWWW!||
IM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOWWWWW!
|4 weeks 4 days ago||Thing of beauty||
Thing of beauty
|4 weeks 4 days ago||Who's measurements get listed||
Who's measurements get listed more today, Funchess or Travis Wilson? I'll put the combined over/under at 20. Remember to take a drink
|4 weeks 4 days ago||To be fair to FSU, it was the||
To be fair to FSU, it was the booster run sham of a police department that didn't punish winston for raping girls. We should be comparing his 1 game suspension to what he got for stealing crab legs.
|5 weeks 5 hours ago||Well, the good news is by||
Well, the good news is by the time these games are actually played I can either use my flying car or my teleporter to get there. If I'm feeling adventurous I'll just run to austin using my robotic legs. I take comfort knowing that all the players who'll play in this series in the 24th1/2 century were at least already born...
|5 weeks 1 day ago||It was the hEEEEEt of the||
It was the hEEEEEt of the mOooment
|5 weeks 3 days ago||I agree, and on the one hand||
I agree, and on the one hand I can understand the mindset of wanting to play it safe, and let the kids work on their matchups in a gimmie game, but on the other hand after watching Loydball and 3 years of Hokeball it feels like the kids playing their asses off and the coaches just mailing it in on gameday.
|5 weeks 3 days ago||The fans weren't booing the||
The fans weren't booing the kids, hoke, they were booing your persistent lousy game management. Sarcastaball is about playing it safe, football is about playing to win.
|5 weeks 4 days ago||Damn, he almost took the||
Damn, he almost took the receivers head clean off
|5 weeks 4 days ago||I thought after last Saturday||
I thought after last Saturday I was beyond caring, but this performance is just depressing me. I'm drinking.
|5 weeks 4 days ago||If we lose to sparty and Ohio||
If we lose to sparty and Ohio state it could very well happen. We'll make a bowl game, because the rest of the b1g sucks even more at football than we do, so if we lose or bowl game too then Hoke will definitely be our former coach