Guys, can't we all just be friends? Tyler and Dennard and me, we all cool. And I can totally explain the two plays all ya'll have your panties up your butts over:
When I "punched" my boy Tyler, if you look at the tape real carefully you can see that there was a fly on his facemask and I was really just trying to him a favor by killing that dam fly. I was doin him favor!
And when I "twisted Dennards neck off his body," you can tell by examinining the tape that I was really excited about an opportunity to touch his hair. Ask any player in the Big Ten and they will tell you, everybody just wants to touch Dennards hair. Anyway thats what I was trying to do and you can obviously tell if you just look at the tape close enough but then I think I just got over excited and my hand got caught in his facemask and then next thing I know Dennards looking up at me and Im like "Yo dude! How you lookin up at me?! Your body facing the other way!" And he just said "No worries Tommy boy, this kind of thing happens all the time during a game. I appreciate you for taking care of the kink in my neck." And then I was like "No problem homes, I was really just goin in to touch your hair." And he was like "Cool."
So you see? There's a perfectly reasonable explanantion for everything. Now who with me when I go to the B1G offices to have a little "talk" with Jim Delany for giving me a suspension?? Who with me!!!
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yes?
thank you. im really more like a gentle giant then anything else. ppl just dont understand.
NOT A TRUE STORY.
beer $ale$ at pro stadiums bro!!
LOL at anyone who thinks karma is a reel thing!!
it would look real nice next to the tat of your mom!!! you just got effed in the a!!
liten up brosef its a JOKE! LOL
LOL get real bro!
IT'S CALLED CONTROLLED AGRESSION!!!!
simply not true. i was just being aggressive with it and whats wrong with that amirite??
the only thing we were under the influence of was the influence of not being able to wait to take down um in october!!!
It was me and my boi lawrence thomas did you not read the article???
no worries guys im alrite. cant wait to take it to yall in da big house!!!!
Please read below. And I agree it's time to move on and be friends again!
I got some bad news. Tacopants don't have a head no more.
Guys, can't we all just be friends? Tyler and Dennard and me, we all cool. And I can totally explain the two plays all ya'll have your panties up your butts over:
When I "punched" my boy Tyler, if you look at the tape real carefully you can see that there was a fly on his facemask and I was really just trying to him a favor by killing that dam fly. I was doin him favor!
And when I "twisted Dennards neck off his body," you can tell by examinining the tape that I was really excited about an opportunity to touch his hair. Ask any player in the Big Ten and they will tell you, everybody just wants to touch Dennards hair. Anyway thats what I was trying to do and you can obviously tell if you just look at the tape close enough but then I think I just got over excited and my hand got caught in his facemask and then next thing I know Dennards looking up at me and Im like "Yo dude! How you lookin up at me?! Your body facing the other way!" And he just said "No worries Tommy boy, this kind of thing happens all the time during a game. I appreciate you for taking care of the kink in my neck." And then I was like "No problem homes, I was really just goin in to touch your hair." And he was like "Cool."
So you see? There's a perfectly reasonable explanantion for everything. Now who with me when I go to the B1G offices to have a little "talk" with Jim Delany for giving me a suspension?? Who with me!!!