"Though I received no official response to these sophisticated and elegant tweets to the Illini Athletic Department, I would like to think that Beckman spent the evening prank calling everyone in Illinois named George McLellan and then ordering an absurd amount of hats off an internet haberdashery to hoard in his home's hat annex."
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|31 weeks 5 days ago||At the same time? Or is one||
At the same time? Or is one catching?
|34 weeks 1 day ago||Oops.||
|34 weeks 2 days ago||Tim Lincecum isn't managed||
Tim Lincecum isn't managed by Jim Leyland.
|34 weeks 2 days ago||Pitch count too high. He||
Pitch count too high. He won't make it to the 9th anyways.
|34 weeks 2 days ago||No worries I'll be here a||
No worries I'll be here a while.
|34 weeks 2 days ago||I'm sure if he had thrown a||
I'm sure if he had thrown a football for Michigan, you would have been devastated.
|34 weeks 2 days ago||Yeah his substance abuse||
Yeah his substance abuse problems were no secret, but still unexpected obviously.
|34 weeks 2 days ago||The actor who plays Finn from||
The actor who plays Finn from Glee was found dead tonight. Very sad.
|34 weeks 2 days ago||How do you drink a fudge||
How do you drink a fudge stripe? What is a fudge stripe?
|34 weeks 2 days ago||Well evidently so did the||
Well evidently so did the water.
|34 weeks 2 days ago||I think Hoke wasa good hire||
I think Hoke was a good hire and Mattison an excellent hire. I like the move to bring in Manning as well, and I think Mallory has done a solid job given what he was handed. I'm much more skeptical about Borges and Funk, and I think Fred Jackson probably needs to retire fairly soon.
|34 weeks 2 days ago||A hail mary from 6-6? Would||
A hail mary from 6-6? Would an incomplete pass have magically erased one game from the schedule?
|34 weeks 2 days ago||I didn't like Funk from the||
I didn't like Funk from the day he was brought in. He's reputation with OLs has been mediocre at best.
|34 weeks 2 days ago||Just to be clear, I'm not||
Just to be clear, I'm not necessarily saying that it's the fault of Pipkins here. He may be perfomring really well and just not getting a lot of attention. I just thought I would here more about him.
|34 weeks 2 days ago||Precisely.||
|34 weeks 2 days ago||I've heard a fair bit of||
I've heard a fair bit of stuff about Gardner, the receivers, Frank Clark, and James Ross.
|34 weeks 2 days ago||I know I just thought we'd||
I know I just thought we'd hear more about him in the offseason.
|34 weeks 2 days ago||Make me.||
|34 weeks 2 days ago||Morris won't be taking the||
Morris won't be taking the helm next year.
|34 weeks 2 days ago||Yeah I have to say I'm a||
Yeah I have to say I'm a little disappointed about the lack of any hype about Pipkins. Maybe I'm just out of the loop, but have there been any positive reports on the guy?
|34 weeks 2 days ago||Eh I'm not sure we have||
Eh I'm not sure we have ridiculous talent on the D line and O line just yet, or least not very experienced talent.
|34 weeks 2 days ago||If I'm being honest, under.||
If I'm being honest, under. We're still a year away from having the talent to really compete on a national level, and losses will likely include ND, OSU, and one random team.
|34 weeks 2 days ago||Your life sounds better than||
Your life sounds better than mine.
|34 weeks 2 days ago||Certainly a reasonable guess.||
Certainly a reasonable guess. I'm still kind of curious to hear it from him.
|34 weeks 2 days ago||Sorry to hear that. Games||
Sorry to hear that. Games like tonight are exactly why it's so difficult to watch the Tigers.
|34 weeks 2 days ago||He could just get an adapter.||
He could just get an adapter.
|34 weeks 2 days ago||I've actually only been||
I've actually only been banhammered once, but I do see your point.
|34 weeks 2 days ago||How did you have no choice?||
How did you have no choice?
|34 weeks 2 days ago||I can't give up the ghost||
I can't give up the ghost name. Nobody will know who I am.
|34 weeks 2 days ago||I'm not trolling. I was||
I'm not trolling. I was making a joke about the name of the beer. People just assume that everything I write is trolling when it's not at all.