9/11 was an inside job.

Dhani is a great representative of the University of Michigan.

I get a kick out of people who think these girls are delicate little flowers who should be protected by the masses. Fuck that, these girls should be smart enough to get themselves out of a situation like this without being banged or harmed.

It's time to shape up bitches. You're in the real world now. 

How about this........

Stop bitching, and download a Anti-Malware program already.

Problem solved. 

Girlfriend? That's a definite lie. 

I'm sure your buddy Pat does a dynamite man-gina though.

You are the worst poster on this site. Please stay over at Scout from now on, champ.

I genuinely hope you've never answered your phone while driving. If you have, you are the biggest fucking hypocrite alive.

Yes, assuming there is some clear path back to the team within a reasonable amount of time.

Either he is doing it during his workouts with Wellman, or another teammate is waking up with him. Or he's doing it on the honor system.

For the probation violation. Not the moving violation.

Pssst.............(That's who I was talking about in my above post)

Mark Dantonio had his player back out on the field before he was sentenced, let alone finished the punishment.

This is no biggie.

Have him complete the punishment, and get his ass back out on the field. As soon as he is finished with the legal system, he should be finished with punishment from the program.

The green is an every night thing in Ann Arbor. We don't need any special threads for it.

I just cracked open a half gallon of Jack Daniels. I'm gonna be wasted tonight.

I'm in 100% agreeance with you. The concept of a flash mob is so foreign and queer to me, that I'm really not even capable of seeing how it appeals to anyone.

Let me be the first to say "That video sucked ass"

Don't blame me for that shit.

If you're going to use my likeness, it's customary to ask for permission first.

Yeah, that guy was/is pretty much a genius.

Gotta love a couple white guys having an internet slap fight over race. 

You people need to get laid.

http://recruitocosm.fantake.com/2010/12/10/street-agents-in-texas-some-new-competition-for-will-lyles/

http://barkingcarnival.fantake.com/2009/06/21/the-street-agent-%E2%80%93-here-to-destroy-your-college-football-soul/

These are pretty good reads about the situation.

I can't believe C. Vivian Stringer won for the state of New Jersey. She's been coaching a bunch of nappy headed hoes the whole time!

People living miles inland won't have to leave their front yard to obtain very nice sushi-grade Tuna.

I watched the game with some Sparty friends, and one of them actually said something to that effect. Minus the "Sparty On".

Counting days is for little brothers.

I was wondering what did it. Thanks for pulling that up.

I'm not entirely sure why, but something about your avatar really creeps me out.

Glasgow was in no way worthy of a scholarship. There's a reason MAC schools didn't even offer him.

tl;dr

No pipe bombs, they were all mail bombs. Montana was a good home base. There was the occasional Grizzly Bear fucking with my shanty, but otherwise it was relaxing.

I got hit with the dreaded "-1250" negbomb a while back by a mod, and I've been gradually working my way back up. Not really sure what the reason was.

Protip for LarryHarrison/adamum5:

If you're trying to come on here and impress TomVH or any of the other recruiting guru's into offering you a job, trollish nicknames and meltdowns aren't typically smiled upon.

You are awarded no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

You're confusing me now......so the "I get this info from friends" comment was just a lie? You do get all your info from Tom and Sam(xoxoxoxoxo)?

Hey Adam, you been chatting up the kiddies on Twitter lately?

Antonio Gates was athletic enough to get a scholarship in another varsity sport at his school, and to start in the NCAA tournament.

This Glassgow kid looks like he might have trouble making a block three yards downfield.

Your super-cool internet friends, Tom Beaver and Sam Webb?

Isn't that basically what you do? (Not that I'm complaining)

This comment, combined with your extreme Gruden-love during the coaching search, makes me think you're a total ass clown.

So you're one of those people who thinks all black people with dreads look alike?

A big swing and a miss.

The deal is, many dudes nowadays grow up in a basement playing video games. By the time they reach college, they are a complete Vaggy McVagstein. None of these noobs have any idea how to pull large amounts of hot box.

To break them out of this shell, they have to be forced to do some shit they don't want to do. Once they get over the fear of a little pain and degradation, it's not gonna be a problem for them to walk up to the hottest skirt in the room wrangle her back to his futon.

I agree with this. There's a certain amount of, "shit you really don't want to do" associated with joining a frat, and today's kids might be becoming too pussified to grin and bear it. They want all the benefits of joining a frat without having to pay their dues.

If a kid doesn't have the stones to take a pellet to the nuts, how will he muster the courage to dish out the sausage to a hot blonde sorority girl? Am I right?!?