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no such thing*

 

 

 

*as…

no such thing*

 

 

 

*as long as we're only talking about episodes IV-VI

...

ok just V

when you're chris rock

is this a trick question

cat-and-shoot

 

...ok ok i…

cat-and-shoot

 

...ok ok i'm done sorry

while you were typing Oliver…

while you were typing Oliver Martin just transferred to one of the Dakota-type schools for his 9th year

y'know, minimum-security…

y'know, minimum-security prison is no picnic.  I have a kid in there now.

He tells me, the trick is, kick someone's a$$ the first day.

and we know how Brian feels…

and we know how Brian feels about felinesball

better than a Feline type run

better than a Feline type run

a scruggs is a guy that can…

a scruggs is a guy that can't blow 0 BAC
Eschewing the passenger side of his best friend's ride
Trying to fool the PD

call Iowa an exam

 

call Iowa an exam

 

because they got proctored

because ChatGPTAD would make…

because ChatGPTAD would make all our receivers' hands look freaky

HA

IF YOU THINK I HAVE…

HA

IF YOU THINK I HAVE FORGIVEN HIM FOR 2001...LET ALONE

(gestures at literally everything else)

THEN NO
I HAVE NOT

lotta people here want to…

lotta people here want to take out an ad

I also didn't realize he…

I also didn't realize he played with Kentucky Transfer Charles Matthews.

And VINEGAR ftw 

And VINEGAR ftw 

Kappas?  The ones that wear…

Kappas?  The ones that wear blue and blue?

I was laughing at Stackhouse…

I was laughing at Stackhouse, but Bryce would definitely be an improvement, though a much worse cultural fit.

BRYCE DREW WILL HAVE HIS…

BRYCE DREW WILL HAVE HIS REVENGE

ahahahahahahaHA

CWebb really the perfect fit…

CWebb really the perfect fit here.  did anyone else in history ever personify "MOROSE" whilst sitting on the bench?

like a Stalions without the…

like a Stalions without the manifesto!

...

i'll see myself out

nominate you for RP Coach

nominate you for RP Coach

(running posts)

This nanny hits ha--

no,

This nanny hits ha--

no,

nope

lo ciento

uh yeah he will

...right…

uh yeah he will

...right after he brings all that bag with him too

Fair enough--didn't read the…

Fair enough--didn't read the article--but it's an obvious common thread connecting both the concepts being used and the players who are now getting paid.

i'm sorry nice idea but…

Sorry--nice idea--but Scott Drew is never leaving Baylor.

 

...neither of which were in…

...neither of which were in grammar and syntax

Notice, though, that…

Notice, though, that Barnwell can't bring himself to say Harbaugh's name.  

Never change, Bill

you could say the race has…

you could say the race has also forever changed.

Good point. Two UM degrees…

Good point. Two UM degrees would certainly suggest a firmer grasp of punctuation and capitalization.

kind of you to include MBB…

rather charitable of you to include MBB in "biggest sports programs at michigan" ;)

found dan gilbert's account

found dan gilbert's account

you're not the boss of me now

you're not the boss of me now

do we want Scruggs' Scrubbs?

do we want Scruggs' Scrubbs?

and then keith jackson is…

and then keith jackson is DEAD 

and SEE what you've DONE to this SPORT FOOLS

found zach novak's ex-gf's…

found zach novak's ex-gf's account

user name checks

user name checks

i would like to apologize…

i would like to apologize again to all children

and blind people

sorry

sorry

that's fast, but if you…

that's fast, but if you really want fast, check out Gattis moving in on his mom

congrats. easier when valpo…

congrats. easier when the crusaders move up a league ;)

Ty reeks to hill… and back

Ty reeks to hill… and back

(in 4.2 probs)

*the bomb-a$$ answer

*the bomb-a$$ answer

it's times like this i wish…

it's times like this i wish i had a second account to give more upvotes

probably in the 20 hours of…

probably in the 20 hours of free private jet usage

not an ohio state word

not an ohio state word

Jim Kelly

*kicks rock

...

Jim Kelly

*kicks rock

...

*kicks three more

Seems more like a quote from…

Seems more like a quote from Medea, but yes

sick burn

sick burn

after the last few years I…

after the last few years I think we've signed enough buckeyes to non-competes 

if you beat 'em, join 'em

if you beat 'em, join 'em

the dubya doesn't stand for…

the dubya doesn't stand for weather