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|7 hours 8 min ago||SEPTEMBER 9, 2017:||
The Second-Best Team In Michigan Bowl
brought to you by Pepsi and Avis
and John Stamos...
|1 day 7 hours ago||yes next question||
no UM fan is allowed to prefer watching someone else's women
|1 day 17 hours ago||we'll always have||
|3 days 15 hours ago||I look forward to all seven injury-free minutes||
I look forward to all seven injury-free minutes
|6 days 17 hours ago||Except Iowa||
|1 week 3 days ago||But what if it so much as||
But what if it so much as affects UM - OSU? Like the MSU - PSU game, e.g.
|1 week 4 days ago||Too many syllables.<br><br>Spotrocity.||
Too many syllables.
|3 weeks 1 day ago||I think the only intersection||
I think the only intersection for that Venn diagram (at least in the last 5 years) is Gelen Robinson...and even then Magnus is just going to reply and tell me that we never really wanted him he sucked and it was a favor to his brother.
|4 weeks 5 days ago||*four DYT2T||
|4 weeks 5 days ago||Things I never thought I'd||
Things I never thought I'd say, volume for: I checked the site like four times this morning to see if this column, of all things.… This is a really good year.
|5 weeks 3 days ago||can you (insofar as possible)||
can you (insofar as possible) identify who asked which question?
or at least the dumb ones? (e.g. the final one.)
...or just the dumb ones that aren't obviously by Mark Snyder.
|5 weeks 4 days ago||FACK: Jim Harbaugh||
FACK: Jim Harbaugh capitalizes "God".
To quote him accurately, you should too.
|5 weeks 6 days ago||...so...you're saying you can||
...so...you're saying you can get a second chance for murder, but not for being a criminally obtuse coach?
|6 weeks 14 hours ago||Oh, I totally understand the||
Oh, I totally understand the rhyme scheme.
Just, sometimes I think it's better (because jarring) to avoid the rhyme that's expected, though. Humerically speaking.
Plus I like having all 3 Harbaughs together.
But hey I'm just tacking stuff on feel free to tack on to the tacking
|6 weeks 15 hours ago||This is great, but it's not||
This is great, but it's not nearly long enough (TWSS) to be American Pie:
I MET A GIRL IN MAIZE AND BLUE
AND I ASKED HER FOR SOME HAPPY NEWS
BUT SHE JUST SMILED AND PARTIED ON
I WENT TO THE MGOBLOG STORE
WHERE I'D BOUGHT A TSHIRT YEARS BEFORE
BUT THE MAN THERE SAID THE TSHIRTS WERE ALL GONE
AND IN EAST LANSING THE CHILDREN SCREAMED
THE COEDS CRIED, THE STUDENTS STEAMED
BUT NOT A WORD WAS SPOKEN
(THEIR LEAPFROGS ALL WERE BROKEN)
AND THE THREE MEN I ADMIRE MOST:
JIM HARBAUGH, HIS DAD, AND HIS BROTHER;
THEY ALL KNEW THAT TEAM WAS TOAST
THE DAY THE SPARTANS DIED
|6 weeks 1 day ago||This isn’t just a||
This isn’t just a defense.
This is a 2011 Verlander Defense.
People are getting drinks, going to the bathroom, etc., when the offense is on the field, just so they don’t miss what might--will--happen.
They get a hit--we're surprised. They get a run--we're shocked.
Any given snap. It’s the damndest thing.
|6 weeks 3 days ago||*LINCH ¡fergodsakes!||
|6 weeks 3 days ago||Can we talk about the title of this post?||
Can we talk about the title of this post?
|6 weeks 3 days ago||I KNOW RIGHT?!?!||
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A DIRECT MESSAGE
LIKE PRIVATE YOU KNOW
all the buckeyes
|6 weeks 5 days ago||Urb just wanted to spend more||
Urb just wanted to spend more time with Franklin's family
|6 weeks 5 days ago||#truth||
|6 weeks 5 days ago||#truth||
Higdon vs PSU: 9 carries, 81 yds (9.0 avg), 40 long, 1 TD
Weber vs PSU (thru 55 minutes*): 21 carries, 71 yds (3.4 avg), 23 long, 0 TD, fumble (rec)
Excising their long run:
Higdon 8 carries, 41 yds (5.1 avg)
Weber 20 carries, 48 yds (2.4 avg)
*...i'm going to bed, in case dewey defeats truman.
|6 weeks 5 days ago||*Let's eat Staee||
*Let's eat Staee
|6 weeks 5 days ago||Franz, take me to your lieder||
Higdon > Weber
|6 weeks 6 days ago||My favorite trope of all||
My favorite trope of all time (although I am not going to mention that I prefer it to be known as praeteritio).
I came here to find this thread as soon as I heard of his passing and have not been disappointed.
|7 weeks 16 hours ago||2/15 is totally not 17%,||
2/15 is totally not 17%, Brian. It's actually the same percent that Michael Scott has Native American heritage.
|7 weeks 3 days ago||I read that as "Michigan vs||
I read that as "Michigan vs Utah or Wash." "State in the Rose Bowl" and fell out of my chair laughing.
|10 weeks 3 days ago||...it was so hard not to neg||
...it was so hard not to neg this. so hard.
|11 weeks 2 days ago||It just means he's finally getting around to the UFR from then||
It just means he's finally getting around to the UFR from then
|12 weeks 3 days ago||This is such a great idea for||
This is such a great idea for a series...but I'm trying not to fall too hard in case it suddenly disappears without any explanation.