when he made a good play for them would the announcers yell "SAVE FERRIS"

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was about to spend money on making a new account to upvote this a second time and then I realized you used a singular article, so you'll have to make do with just one vote

If he changes his final surname; green doesn't fit the program.  

Maybe Hill-St.-Blue?  Final S optional.

like the 2023 CFB season, we all know how this one is going to end

and for all nazarenes

taking my 9 year-old son!  (his first time was Bowling Green.  no picks this time pls)

user name checks

based on the Big Dance, seems to me he'd have done all right in the SEC

over hills, over dale

now he's hit N-I-L trail

only if we can get Gohlke as a package deal

I checked and it turns out that one of the exceptions is indeed “drew henson”

FOUR MORE YEARS! 
FOUR MORE YEARS!

so he's got a gut pheliang

Not to be that guy, but I don't think that's what he's saying at all.  I think the title of the OP is misleading--the object of the pronoun "it" could be taken to refer to the Dinkytown collective, but reading the article in situ he means he (himself) is predicting NIL (itself) becoming a major factor in hockey.

won't you take me too

come on!  he shares the final syllable of his surname with the first name of this site's editor!!!  what's not to love!??!

I hope her van DoERsn't veer that way

Boy

And you think Rockford Files is cool 

But there are some things that you would change if it were up to you

 So think about your masterpiece

Watch the Rockford Files

<to UK:>  what's the matter, Col. Sanders?  ...CHICKEN???

brailliant idea

The name of the coach is ESPOSITO!!!

don’t know what he’s about, but he’s good to coach

has this coach got a girlfriend, I don’t know

but if he can recruit, then we’re good to go

go

we’re good to go

No other Michigan players in the first round.

BUT TWELVE PLAYERS WHO LOST TO MICHIGAN ARE

So you’re saying Dave is moseley accurate?

…

I’ll see myself out 

no HE wasn't the one with Xavier Worthy's mom; you're thinking of

tim drev--NOOOOOOOO

especially because the most a QC coach can do recruiting wise is "be present when they're on campus". the end

speaking of junkies... one of the things I miss most about the site's old days; in its hockey previews' capsule summary at the top it would say 

thought they were the owls

Johnell Davis >>> Johnell Smith

no such thing*

*as long as we're only talking about episodes IV-VI

...

ok just V

is this a trick question

cat-and-shoot

...ok ok i'm done sorry

while you were typing Oliver Martin just transferred to one of the Dakota-type schools for his 9th year

y'know, minimum-security prison is no picnic.  I have a kid in there now.

He tells me, the trick is, kick someone's a$$ the first day.

and we know how Brian feels about felinesball

better than a Feline type run

a scruggs is a guy that can't blow 0 BAC
Eschewing the passenger side of his best friend's ride
Trying to fool the PD

call Iowa an exam

because they got proctored

because ChatGPTAD would make all our receivers' hands look freaky

HA

IF YOU THINK I HAVE FORGIVEN HIM FOR 2001...LET ALONE

(gestures at literally everything else)

THEN NO
I HAVE NOT

lotta people here want to take out an ad

I also didn't realize he played with Kentucky Transfer Charles Matthews.

And VINEGAR ftw 

Kappas?  The ones that wear blue and blue?

I was laughing at Stackhouse, but Bryce would definitely be an improvement, though a much worse cultural fit.

BRYCE DREW WILL HAVE HIS REVENGE

ahahahahahahaHA

CWebb really the perfect fit here.  did anyone else in history ever personify "MOROSE" whilst sitting on the bench?

like a Stalions without the manifesto!

...

i'll see myself out