"Northwestern fans can be both heartened and disheartened by the loss to Minnesota just like how nineteenth-century resurrectionists were heartened when they pried a heart from a freshly-buried corpse and then disheartened it when they sold it to a disreputable anatomist."
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|1 day 7 hours ago||The next few weeks:||
|2 days 5 hours ago||How did Michigan get left off||
How did Michigan get left off this list? "The Long Island Jew Douche"
|2 days 5 hours ago||You're doing it wrong.||
You're doing it wrong.
|2 days 8 hours ago||Slow cooking five pounds of||
Slow cooking five pounds of pork butt, hitting up the jiffy lube. The usual.
|5 days 5 hours ago||(No subject)|
|1 week 6 hours ago||I think you are mistaken.||
I think you are mistaken. Shane Morris has been cleared to play, and is the backup quarterback.
|1 week 1 day ago||Looks like he starts off with||
Looks like he starts off with "If I can do it...", and then he finishes with [then you better sack the fuck up and come with me].
|1 week 1 day ago||This is legitimately one of||
This is legitimately one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. Now we're playing gamesmanship with our backup quarterbacks?
The answer is simple. Shane Morris is physically not ready to play. The coaching staff is using him to push their agenda (he was fine, no big deal, etc.) which is fucking terrible.
|1 week 1 day ago||If you're wary of putting||
If you're wary of putting Morris back in there, fine, that's understandable. I don't think any of us would expect him to play so soon after a concussion. But lying and saying he's been "cleared to play" and will be going in there if Gardner gets dinged up is status quo for this guy and just fucking stupid.
We all know why he's been dressing. Probably an idea from the same guy who thought up "probable, mild" concussion.
|1 week 1 day ago||Dressing Shane Morris for||
Dressing Shane Morris for show even though he obviously isn't cleared to play is pretty disturbing.
|1 week 1 day ago||At some point you gotta||
At some point you gotta wonder whether or not this horrid four year stretch of injuries is bad luck or a product of the obvious "rub some dirt on it" mentality of our leader.
|1 week 2 days ago||So it's a site to "restore"||
So it's a site to "restore" Michigan athletics...with no concrete suggestions re: how to do so. Alright, then.
|1 week 2 days ago||Hearing Dan Mullen speak - I||
Hearing Dan Mullen speak - I want him. I want him now.
|1 week 2 days ago||Commercial? That shit was||
Commercial? That shit was "retail activation."
|1 week 2 days ago||Hoke looks absolutely||
Hoke looks absolutely defeated. A shell of his former self. Do the right thing buddy. Hang 'em up.
|1 week 2 days ago||Just LOL at the substance of||
Just LOL at the substance of the quote.
|1 week 3 days ago||This is false. State Street||
This is false.
State Street it.
The search for Brandon's replacement is well underway.
It's happening, fellas.
|1 week 3 days ago||Yeah, you're right. John Doe||
Yeah, you're right. John Doe Booster from an SEC school should be able to pay LaQuandre' Adams, 5* recruit, $100,000 for his "autograph"
|1 week 3 days ago||Ok but the rule is still the||
Ok but the rule is still the rule. And if you get caught, you have to pay the price.
After the Manziel fiasco, you'd have to be ridiculously dumb to sign 250 jerseys in a row for the same dealer.
This dude is dumb. He broke a stupid rule. Doesn't mean he shouldn't pay the price.
|1 week 3 days ago||Youth! Freshman and||
Youth! Freshman and sophomores! Development! Or something.
|1 week 3 days ago||This sounds like a great||
This sounds like a great idea. New rule in society - if you think a rule is stupid, just don't follow it!
|1 week 4 days ago||Jeez. Does anyone think Mark||
Jeez. Does anyone think Mark Richt has lost control of the Georgia football program?
|1 week 4 days ago||Spurrier retired when he left||
Spurrier retired when he left UF.
|1 week 4 days ago||I honestly don't think he||
I honestly don't think he will ever coach above the DL level again. He's not cut out to be the head guy when schools are trending towards hiring innovate, intellectual guys. He won't be a DC anywhere because...well frankly he can't. Could you imagine that dude coordinating a defense?
|1 week 4 days ago||Something tells me he's||
Something tells me he's snapchatting JB.
|1 week 4 days ago||Well technically it's not a||
Well technically it's not a coaching search until you fire your coach.
|1 week 4 days ago||My apologies for not||
My apologies for not crediting you above. It was a miscommunication.
|1 week 4 days ago||Lochdawg as Interim AD?||
Lochdawg as Interim AD? Shudder.
They are working to replace DB behind the scenes. Only issue is how quick they can get it done.
|1 week 4 days ago||Meh he's kind of||
Meh he's kind of douche-tacular. Have you ever seen a press conference?
|1 week 4 days ago||When was the last time DB got||
When was the last time DB got shitcanned from anything? Oh to be a fly on the wall when Schlissel drops the bomb...