here's one vote for "John Beilein's head in a Futurama jar"
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|2 weeks 5 days ago||FTFY||
"McGary's agent leaks something in hopes of gaining hype, enticing another team to trade up for him."
|3 weeks 16 hours ago||Fuck Portugal.||
|3 weeks 4 days ago||Herm would hate this guy.||
Herm would hate this guy.
|5 weeks 17 hours ago||African-American Studies.||
|5 weeks 6 days ago||...except all of that is||
...except all of that is true.
|6 weeks 10 hours ago||Julian Green does not deserve||
Julian Green does not deserve to be anywhere near this roster. It's absolutely sickening.
And to think, we're struggling to find stability at the wing positions, rotating between Alejandro Bedoya, Brad motherfucking Davis, and Graham Zusi.
I WONDER WHERE WE COULD FIND SOMEBODY TO HOLD DOWN ONE OF THOSE POSITIONS
|6 weeks 3 days ago||I will give you $10 Millon to||
I will give you $10 Millon to rename your username the "State Street honorary writer of things that occasionally interest me Seth" to be disbursed in any way that MGoBlog sees fit.
You turning that shit down?
|6 weeks 4 days ago||So does Dave Brandon have the||
So does Dave Brandon have the autonomy to dictate the entire B1G schedule? How do you know he didn't go out of his way to represent our interests but was overruled? Were you there?
|7 weeks 1 day ago||LOL. You must have been||
LOL. You must have been outraged when he committed.
|7 weeks 2 days ago||I wouldn't keep the most||
I wouldn't keep the most athletic person on earth (probably) back at Keeper.
|7 weeks 5 days ago||You clearly have not spent||
You clearly have not spent much time around here.
|8 weeks 4 days ago||(No subject)||
|8 weeks 4 days ago||Yes.||
|9 weeks 2 days ago||I hereby pledge 10 bucks||
I hereby pledge 10 bucks towards the Kickstarter to get you to go to prom...provided you ask Kate Upton via twitter. You could even link to the page.
Fucking offseason, man.
|9 weeks 5 days ago||Dear Julie Hermann, Did you||
Dear Julie Hermann,
|10 weeks 4 days ago||Breaking News||
Graham Glasgow has joined the Michigan baseball team as a third baseman. He will join the team for the remainder of the season, be suspended for the next three games, and rejoin the football team for week one against Appalachain State.
|10 weeks 5 days ago||Why are we holding jobs in||
Why are we holding jobs in College Football to a higher standard than any other job?
If you're a scumbug and an asshole but you're a good fucking lawyer, you're gonna enjoy all of the career advancement that goes along with that.
If you have zero ethics and are a coked-out madmen but you rake in the dough as an I-Banker, you will assuredly get some pretty solid job offers down the road.
So if you're a scumbag asshole football coach with zero ethics but you win football games, why should we expect said individual to not climb the ranks, make some dough, and enjoy the ride?
|10 weeks 5 days ago||Dude...||
|10 weeks 5 days ago||Obligatory||
|11 weeks 11 hours ago||Michigan Football has gotten||
Michigan Football has gotten so depressing that I'm genuinely curious if this is a troll.
|11 weeks 12 hours ago||So now we're using||
So now we're using apostrophes just to use 'em, eh?
|11 weeks 4 days ago||One year from now, Brady Hoke||
One year from now, Brady Hoke will be the Defensive Line coach in Tuscaloosa. Book it.
|11 weeks 4 days ago||It's about that time of the||
It's about that time of the offseason, eh?
|11 weeks 5 days ago||SanDiegoWolverine||
Is that your way of saying you're from San Diego?
|12 weeks 4 days ago||This post has an ESPN||
This post has an ESPN headline-level title.
|13 weeks 13 hours ago||How about something easy,||
How about something easy, like opening up the program to the fans.
I watched a motherfucking 40 contest between OSU and their students during their spring game on BTN. I'll be damned if it isn't Urban Meyer making the call to put that on.
Instead of moping around and being generally unpleasant, how about doing something to engage the students/fans/media with the program instead of giving us a couple of clips of Devin stretching during Spring Practice?
|13 weeks 1 day ago||Don't give a fuck about the||
Don't give a fuck about the game but I'm watching soley for the classic "NHL on ESPN" theme they've been running throughout.
|13 weeks 3 days ago||Yeah, I'm sure people would||
Yeah, I'm sure people would pay a fortune to watch Johnny Football play for the "Texas Rail Cats" or Jabari Parker play for the "Durham Bloodhounds."
These teams wouldn't make any money, and thus could never afford to pay the stars the money that people think is out there.
These schools instill more value on these prospects than most people care to realize.
|13 weeks 4 days ago||So, to sum it up: "Good for||
So, to sum it up:
"Good for him" = approval
"Why is this a story?" = someone tiptoeing the lines of policial correctness to state they disapprove of gay people.
Luckily, I think most people fit into the first camp.
|13 weeks 6 days ago||And I have an eight foot||
And I have an eight foot penis.