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|1 day 12 hours ago||So?||
I can't believe Brian didn't bust out his "Some people are in charge of things are just in charge of them for no reason" thing.
This is literally the best example ever of that.
|4 days 19 hours ago||PI?||
How is that not PI?
|4 days 19 hours ago||Spielman||
Spielman with an excellent point right there and I think it's the cause of a lot of issues.
Sparty sitting down on outs and slants and other quick hitters because Michigan's O-Line is so terrible, they know Devin won't have time to hit a double move. Same reason we can't run the ball.
The O-Line is the cause of so many issues.
|4 days 19 hours ago||Who Cares?||
This offense will blow it.
|4 days 19 hours ago||Better?||
Outside of the record (which is mediocre, not awful), the biggest condemnation of Hoke is that I'll be shocked if somebody can name one player on offense, defense, or special teams that got better over the course of time. Some players have actually gotten worse.
|4 days 20 hours ago||Haha||
Braden just super owned.
|4 days 20 hours ago||Redd's||
That Redd's commerical is so terrible. Does anybody actually drink that stuff?
|4 days 20 hours ago||Clap||
|4 days 20 hours ago||Coach, we've been watching||
Coach, we've been watching Dominos commercials for 3 hours straight. When do we get to watch actual film?
When Dave says so.
|4 days 20 hours ago||Challenging Us||
Seriously, Sparty is just challenging us at the LOS. Our guys are stronger and tougher than yours. You can't stop us. Same thing on defense.
|4 days 20 hours ago||Kalis||
2nd and 18. Hayes with a huge hole. Kalis -2. Doesn't even attempt to block his guy. Blood on the field, my ass.
|4 days 20 hours ago||Drederick Tatum||
Ah, the old Homer Simpson strategy, eh?
Too bad Sparty is Drederick Tatum.
|4 days 20 hours ago||Nuss||
Listen, I know Nuss is taking some heat, but we've seen two different offensive coordinators with solid track records run some of the ugliest offenses ever seen in college football.
I'm going out on a limb and saying it wasn't Borges and it isn't Nuss. It's the QB and the HC.
|4 days 20 hours ago||Offense?||
I didn't think it could get worse than last year. It is. It's much worse. Our best chance at scoring is on defense.
|4 days 20 hours ago||Who Cares?||
It's not like we're going to score.
|4 days 20 hours ago||Why?||
Why am I watching this game? We are poorly coached, have no brains, and have no heart. Our 4 and 5 star players are making silly mistakes and getting outplayed by 2 and 3 star players. It's really depressing to watch a team that is this ridiculous.
|4 days 20 hours ago||Wow||
This is a fucking Benny Hill sketch.
|4 days 20 hours ago||Targeting||
Defenseless. Head-to-head hit. Easy.
|4 days 20 hours ago||Stopped||
He was stopped. Broke free right after the whistle blew. Have more of a problem with a ref watch Cook get up yapping and then call a penalty on Hill for a shove.
|4 days 20 hours ago||Talent||
Sometimes it is talent. Darboh should've caught that.
|4 weeks 2 days ago||Point||
Just to make a point that I don't think deserves its own thread.
Nearly every one of the "blue bloods" of college football has had a pretty long period of awfulness only to bounce back.
Alabama had the DuBose/Shula years before Saban saved them...
Texas had the late 80s/Mackovic years.
Notre Dame had the Willingham/Weis two-fer.
Oklahoma suffered through a solid decade of mediocrity of worse before Stoops.
Tennessee's pain is ongoing.
|5 weeks 4 days ago||47-50||
This is what happens when you hire a guy who was 47-50 in the MAC and Mountain West.
|6 weeks 4 days ago||Clark||
Whomever said Frank Clark sucked is dumb as all get out.
|6 weeks 4 days ago||Terrible||
As terrible as this is, it's totally accurate.
|6 weeks 4 days ago||Booze||
Is there free booze? Can I come?
|6 weeks 4 days ago||Probably||
I'm going to probably not watch that game.
|6 weeks 4 days ago||Darboh?||
A threat? To what? Fumble? Almost cost the team a first down?
|6 weeks 4 days ago||Plus||
On the plus side, the defense is okay. Against Miami (NTM). So...
|6 weeks 4 days ago||Kraft||
Go Kraft Macaroni & Cheese. Fuck Chef Boyardee.
|6 weeks 4 days ago||Mental Errors||
Beautiful summation by B10 Network sideline reporter.
Hoke paraphrased: "We had a lot of mental errors."
Who is responsible for those mental errors?
I know a lot of people here hate Bill Simmons.
In one of his gambling columns he mentions he bet against Buffalo against Miami because Jimmy Johnson looked like a real coach and Wade Phillips looked like a doofus.
You can parse out the rest.