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|1 day 22 hours ago||Iron Maiden...||
...is my dad's all-time favorite band!
|2 days 4 hours ago||Yup. Everything.||
UM's a once-in-a-lifetime play away from being 10-1. Incredible.
|1 week 21 hours ago||745||
White-on-white, that's fuckin' ROSS.
|1 week 22 hours ago||Ohio State gained...||
...298 yards at home against Northern Illinois.
Repeat ten times per day for the next two weeks.
|1 week 2 days ago||10,000% agree.||
Closers (and bullpens in general) are easily the most volitale commodity in baseball. Additionally, they're also the easiest (and cheapest) problems to fix in-season, as non-contenders will trade successful relievers for almost anything in return. If you're the Tigers, why give up an asset for a relief pitcher who will be long-retired by the time you're ready to contend again?
|1 week 3 days ago||Is that the Split-M...||
...on the right sleeve?
|1 week 4 days ago||Personally...||
...I cannot wait for Jake Rudddddddock to fire seven TD passes directly up Urban Meyer's ass in two weeks.
|2 weeks 2 days ago||Steinbrenner...||
...got his master's from Ohio State. Becuase of course he did.
|2 weeks 3 days ago||I got Shoe.||
|2 weeks 4 days ago||I'm a Vikes fan as well.||
Gregg Williams can choke on a bag of dicks. Fuck that guy.
|2 weeks 6 days ago||An undefeated B1G Champion...||
...will NEVER get left out of the field. Never. Write that down.
|3 weeks 1 day ago||"You're welcome, NCTC."||
|3 weeks 4 days ago||This.||
I find myself involuntarily pulling for both Ohio State & Sparty when they play Penn State, because fuck those guys.
|4 weeks 19 hours ago||20-0||
|4 weeks 3 days ago||Just gonna...||
...leave this here.
|4 weeks 4 days ago||^^^ This.||
Nick Sheridan won a B1G road game against a team that went to a bowl game. This has to be one of the five most improbable events in the history of Michigan football.
|5 weeks 22 hours ago||Nope.||
12 consecutive 11:00 (Chicago time) kickoffs.
|6 weeks 2 days ago||10,000% agree.||
Gardner would have a Silver Football for each hand in that scenario.
|7 weeks 1 day ago||Completely disagree.||
Winning a division actually means something now. For the first 15-ish years of the Wild Card Era, it did not.
|7 weeks 1 day ago||$400...||
...on their over (82.5). Woo!
|7 weeks 3 days ago||Of all the annoying Boston athletes...||
...Dustin Pedroia is by far the worst.
|8 weeks 1 day ago||Me, too!||
I'm 36. If I was never drunk at night for the rest of my life, I'd be totally cool with it. Tailgaiting by 9:00. Completely ripped by 6:00. In bed by 8:00. Feeling great by 8:00 the next morning.
|8 weeks 1 day ago||Woo!||
11:00 kickoffs (Chicago) for-ehh-ver!
|9 weeks 6 hours ago||I would've rather watched...||
...LaSalle/GW than the 2008 UM/OSU game. Ugh.
|10 weeks 1 day ago||If this is true...||
...he'll be playing on Sundays next fall. I hate just about everything about the NFL other than, you know, how awesome football is.
|10 weeks 2 days ago||Metrics?||
Those are for nerds. TWTW, baby!
~ popular moron Hawk Harrelson
|10 weeks 3 days ago||10:80||
No, wait, what comes after 12:00?
|11 weeks 2 days ago||Bummer.||
Always loved this.
|13 weeks 1 day ago||Congratulations, Brown Bear...||
...on inevitably winning the 2018 Fields Medal!
|13 weeks 1 day ago||A farmer...||
...walks into his kitchen with a chicken under his arm, sees his wife, and says, "Hey, this is the pig I've been fucking." The farmer's wife replies, "That's a chicken, moron." "I wasn't talking to you," says the farmer.